-> "1989"
Original Song Title:
"1999"
Parody Song Title:
"1989"
The Lyrics
I am drinking while I write this
Forgive me if it don't sound true
but when I woke up this morning coulda sworn I was 32
My clothes were all pastel
there was gel and tips all through my hair
and outside in the TV room The Cosby Show was on the air
I took two thousand tranquilizers
that was just a
waste of time
so instead I'm gonna party like it's 1989
I am drinking while I write this
so you might think it don't make sense
but some dudes are on the telly and they're pulling down that Berlin fence
George is still the POTUS
however there's no "W"
and I am on the verge of solving two thirds of my old Rubik's cube
yeah
It was two thousand zero seven yesterday
when I checked the time
but tonight I'm gonna party like its 1989
Yeah yeah
If you do not like Madonna
it's likely that you'll disapprove
I'm playin "La Isla Bonita"
and I wanna "get into the groove"
Salman Rushdie's comin'
(he could get shot...any day)
to make sure that doesn't happen, he'll dance his
life away
I've got two thousand other eighties stars arriving
any time
we are gonna walk on sunshine like it's 1989
Say it 1 more time
That funky Lionel Richie and his daughter
won't arrive
no, no, because
Lionel only parties like it's 1985
Alright
1989
1989
1989
1989
don't stop, don't stop
say it 1 more time
Bring that new cellphone you reckon's smaller even than a brick
coz you
might need to ring 911 if you...diss...Karate Kid
1989
Dontcha worry, babe - 1989
Just be happy, babe - 1989
two cocktails, Tom! - 1989
I just wanna dance...to Michael Jackson he's OK!
1989
Listen 2 what I'm tryin 2 say
everybody
Oliver North's at my......party
he's joking with Colonel Gad......dafi
or is that Salvadore......Dali?
Governor Clinton's so......smarmy
taping Roseanne VC......R-ly
Jessica Rabbit looks......tarty
Hide! it's dinosaur......Barney!
I hope Hulk Hogan don't......harm me
that cop got harmed Zsa......Zsa-ly
Cindy just wants to have......fun (ee)
Bill Gates footloose?......(hardly)
compared to Terence Trent......Derby
excuse me Andy Mc......Carthy
throw another shrimp on the......barbie
FOR James Taylor's ex.....Carly
Goooooood morning Viet......narmy
Hef's lookin' old in his......jarmys
his playmate has a new......barbie
[ Hef's playmate to Hef: ]
Hughie.........why does everyone have mullet hair?
Hughie.........why's Madonna in her underwear?
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