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Song Parodies -> "Don't Tie Up Me, Angelina"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"

Original Performer:

Julie Covington

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Tie Up Me, Angelina"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

another instalment in Brangelina - An Amiright Musical.....Angelina is notorious for her amorous dalliances with co-stars and crew. I am the 17-year-old key grip on the second Lara Croft film. Just seven days into filming, Angelina and I share a moment....

I feel uneasy
a little strange
and I don't really know why I'm here
Is it my turn already? Just seven days in?
I feel so nervous
I'm just the key grip - I'm too lowly to do
I don't have a wife, I'm afraid
I know that's important to you

I'd love to let it happen
I really would!
just to brag to the other key grips
how you locked me inside, and then swallowed the key
You took my freedom
hand-cuffed me naked - God knows what you'll do!
They'll never believe I was here
about to be ravaged by you

Don't tie up me, Angelina
The truth is I'm (gulp).......a virgin
Oh sure, I've bonked you
at your insistence
but I was twelve then
and quite a distance!

And all these stockwhips!
and all these chains!
I d-don't think that THEY should be here
though you prob'ly assume they are all I desire
I am scared shitless!
I'm not quite the bad boy Bill Bob must have been
Er...why are you shaving my thighs?
Puh-lease don't progress northerly!

* (to self)...wish I were een Argentina *

(crescendo of electrical appliances being tested)

Don't tie up me, Angelina
The truth is, you terrify me
in all that leather...
that tattooed tummy...
To be quite honest
I want my mummy

Have I said enough?
I'm sure that you'll agree to let me go...won't you?
So all you have to do is.....HOLY COW!
untie...YEOW!
shit, all they say
is...
true...

Don't...YEOW!!...Tie Up Me, Angeli.....Holyfreakinmotherof.....




thanks Matthias for the title suggestion

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John Barry - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
If she did this to the grip, I'd hate to think what she did to the gaffer.
Johnny D - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Or what she did to the " Best Boy ".
Stephen Harrington - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
555, DKTOS, but too funny not to vote.
alvin rhodes - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
bound to get some fives with this
Stuart McArthur - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
he was probably Day Three, John B - thanks

thanks Johnny, thanks Stephen, thanks alvin (groan)
Cat - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Yet another Brangelina spoof that made me literally LOL. Keep it up, Stu!
Rick C - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Stu, I was chuckling most of the way through this but, the "I want my mummy" just made me lose it. High fives.
Matthias - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I suppose I'm bonded to give you fives since this was my idea... But I'd do it freely anyway since this was so Holyfreakinmotherof God... Good!!!
Stuart McArthur - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks to my fellow Brangelina buddies, Cat, Rick, and Matthias - I'm a bit stranded for my next one so I'm off to the list for some more inspiration
Red Ant - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent Stu, very funny parody. My favorite line:

"I don't have a wife, I'm afraid
I know that's important to you"

Is "een" a way to make "in" have an E sound to it? Anyways, great work here, I would have gotten to it earlier but worked overtime today. 555.
Larry Hensley - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
another good angelina one
Adagio - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one . : D
Stuart McArthur - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks Red, and 'yes' on the een/in question (don't mind a bit of labouring)
thanks Larry and adagio :-)
Chris Bodily TM - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS too well, but I liked the title. I bet 95% of the "Argentina" parodies are about Angelina now. There are so many SOTM entries, and it's hard to pick just one. I was kind enough to give you threes for the effort.
Stuart McArthur - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
interesting definition of "kind," Chris ;-)
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is one of the more intriguing "Brangelina" parodies that I have read thus far...havne't finished reading the musical yet, Stu, but you wrote another amazing piece of work.
Adagio - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM06) Lol, Stu...."interesting definition of "kind," Chris ;-) " All kinds of images were flashing through my head. Really good. Already voted, btw. 5's
Cat - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Matthias - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
This better win simply because it's partially my parody, because I came up with the title.... Oh, and because it's freaking hillarious! But mainly because I came up with the title.... Just kidding Stu, I'm a big fan!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I've been too tied up to participate in the Angelina Project, but not tied up like this! (But I'd let here swallow my key anytime).
Max Power - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-Good
Rex - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) And just how do you know so much about fetishes, hmmmmm? Funny stuff.
Confission - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) i can't tell if this is a nightmare or a fantasy. nonetheless, it's pretty good
Dumb Ass Kid - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Excellent. 555
Red Ant - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What Red Ant said and I loved the "(crescendo of electrical appliances being tested)" and the last verse. Also liked the first chorus, if it means what I think it does. `,:0~ (electroshock smiley!)
bobpiecheese - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A wonderful addition to the Brangelina musical. The first was by Rick Cormier, then ME...and I forget the rest.
Phil Alexander - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
It's a hard life being a key grip... what exactly *is* a key grip, btw?
Kristof Robertson - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I missed the whole Brangelina thing, Stu...but this is, again, another inspired idea. You are the Amiright Mad Musical Master! 555
wannabemustangjockey - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - I had a feeling this was a bondage song... some hilarious lines here.
Larry Hensley - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Johnny D - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Or was it the "Breast Boy" ? ;-)
Arwen - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...very funny, Stuart...and you deserve credit, perhaps most of all, for all the work you put into the whole Brangelina project...nicely done!

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