Song Parodies -> Boysenberry Man

Original Song Title:	"Solitary Man"
Original Performer:	Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:	"Boysenberry Man"
Parody Written by:	Stuart McArthur

sorry, but I just can't help it - I'm a boysenberry man

Melinda was mine
'til the time
that I found her
eating pears
unawares

Then Sue came along
loved me strong
but she cooked me
irish stew
so that died too

Don't know that I will
but until
I discover
a girl who'll eat
boysenb'ries and be my lover
I'll be what I am
A boysenberry man
Boysenberry Man

I've had it to here
eatin' weird
types of produce
kiwi fruits
snowpea shoots

I don't like peas
and that awful
corn-on-the-cob juice
bring me please
boysenb'ries

Don't know that I will
but until
I can find her
a girl who has
never used a pepper grinder
I'll be what I am
A boysenberry man
Boysenberry Man

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Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

You mean that's all you eat? :-) 555

John Barry - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Berry funny!

Arwen - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

John stole my comment! 5s, though...=)

alvin rhodes - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

fun to sing along with...5s

AFW - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I like most berries,(except dingle, of course)...and I LUV food parodies..especially this one.....and that line.."Until I can find her, a girl who never used a pepper grinder"...gooooood 5'sss

Paul Robinson - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Stuart, you mean a guy who likes boysenberry; the sweet, tart, jam, can't find a steady sweetheart to jam? 5's

Johnny D - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

555, great job, Stuart! If you like Boysenberries, you might like Solid Hairy Ham.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/neildiamond41.shtml

Stuart McArthur - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Kristof: no, every week or so I'll have two Macdonalds quarterpounders and a vanilla thickshake :-)...........thanks John, thanks Arwen, thanks Alvin......AFW - of all the berries, the only two I could possibly eat are boysen and Halle.....very clever Paul :-) thanks for the 5s......Johnny, that's amazing, just yesterday I found a recipe that uses both - I'll check it out :-)

Cookie-man - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent work Stuart! :)

Stuart McArthur - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Ta, Cookie!

Know 1 can hear you dream - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Halle-Berry-licious, but have you ever tasted cloudberry jam? It's a bit more expensive, but worth the difference.

Stuart McArthur - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks heaps K1 - I'm off to the supermarket now (and if you're tagging me along with this cloudberry stuff, someone just might post some 1s in retaliation) :-)

Meriadoc - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Some really good use of 'postrophes there! :-D

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Song Parodies -> Boysenberry Man

"Solitary Man"

Neil Diamond

"Boysenberry Man"

Stuart McArthur

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