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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand, Neil Diamond/Barbara Streisand, Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand, Neil DiamonPerformer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Neil Diamond. Submitted by: ApostrophePosse
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Neil Cubic Zirconium | He seems like a fake jazz singer. | MOR |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "(Pork) Cracklin' Gravy" | "Cracklin' Rosie" | MOR |
| "Girl, You'll Be In Woomera Soon" | "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" | neptunevsmars |
| "Cracklin' Oat Bran" | "Cracklin' Rosie" | SusanG |
| "I Am...So Dead" | "I Am...I Said" | clokwerx |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Forever In Blue Jeans," | They have to come off when Neil bathes. | clokwerx |
| "Heartlight," | Hearts don't have lights! | clokwerx |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Hello Like Before" | "Hello Again," Neil Diamond | Kathy |
| "Look Away" | "Face Me," Neil Diamond | Kathy |
| "Take It To The Limit" | "No Limit," Neil Diamond | Kathy |
| "Think" | "Don't Think...Feel," Neil Diamond | Kathy |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Hell Again" originally "Hello Again"
Reese without her spoon
"Son Sung Blue" originally "Song Sung Blue"
Peter
"Ply Me" originally "Play Me"
Reese without her spoon
"Solitary Ma" originally "Solitary Man"
Peter
"Heatlight" originally "Heartlight"
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Love On The Frocks" originally "Love On The Rocks"
Alicia Sturdivant
"Love On The Crocks" originally "Love On The Rocks"
Alicia Sturdivant
"September Moron" originally "September Morn"
Reese without her spoon
"Play Mel" originally "Play Me"
Reese without her spoon
"Play Meg" originally "Play Me"
Reese without her spoon
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Glory Toad" originally "Glory Road"
The frog wins!
Josh
"Love Of The Rocks" originally "Love On The Rocks"
Rachel Blattington
"Move On The Rocks" originally "Love On The Rocks"
Rachel Blattington
"Dove On The Rocks" originally "Love On The Rocks"
Rachel Blattington
"Jello Again" originally "Hello Again"
U. Carrie Oats
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Thank the Lord for the Nighttime" | "Thank the Lord—Gorge, It's Bite Time" | John A. Barry |
| "Thank the Lord for the Nighttime" | "Fanged Teeth Gore Gorge at Nighttime" | John A. Barry |
| "Song Sung Blue" | "Dog Gone You" | Guy DiRito |
| "Solitary Man" | "Savvy, Very, Man (Blackjack21 theme song)" | Tommy Turtle |
| "I Am... I Said" | "I Lamb... I Said (a/k/a) A Lamb In Bed" | Tommy Turtle |
| "Solitary Man" | "Politician Man" | John Jenkins |
| "Song Sung Blue" | "Schlong Slung Blue" | Airfarcewon |
| "Song Sung Blue" | "Songs Un-True" | Johnny Pyro |
| "America" | "Pakistania" | Chance Gollnick |
| "Holly Holy" | "Holly Slowly" | Mark Scotti |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| America | Department of Immigration | jorge |
| Hello Again | Phone company/discount long-distance | Ingeborg S. Nordén |
| Play Me | Musical Instrument Dealer | Marilyn Westbury |
| Heartlight | Asperin/Cardizem CQ | old |
| Song Sung Blue | Selsun Blue dandruff shampoo | Barbara Ann |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Hello Again | Telephone Harrassment Report Line | Ingeborg S. Nordén |
| Forever In Blue Jeans | Formalwear shop | Martha Irvin |
| Solitary Man | Dating Agency | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Justify My Love Madonna | Love On The Rocks Neil Diamond | Justify My Love On The Rocks | Alicia Sturdivant |
| My Name Is Eminem | Cherry Cherry Neil Diamond | My Name Is Cherry Cherry | MOR |
| My Name Is Eminem | Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond | My Name Is Sweet Caroline | MOR |
| My Name Is Eminem | Holly Holy Neil Diamond | My Name Is Holly Holy | MOR |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Jack of Diamonds
Jack Johnson combined with Neil Diamond
Submitted By: nally
Neil Diamond Rio
Neil Diamond combined with Diamond Rio
Submitted By: Carmen Mistletoe
Diamond-Reo Speedwagon
Neil Diamond combined with REO Speedwagon
The REO Motor car company merged with Diamond T trucks in 1967 to become Diamond-Reo Trucks Inc. (Reo is the correct capitalization for Diamond-Reo)
Submitted By: Dylan Baranski
Diamond Jewel
Neil Diamond combined with Jewel
Submitted By: MOR
Misheard Lyrics:
"Heartlight"
Misheard Lyrics: And I'll be right here and you should call me
Original Lyrics: And I'll be right here if you should call me
| "Hello Again"
Misheard Lyrics: It's good to love you like a fool
Original Lyrics: It's good to love you like I do
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"Forever in Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics: Reverend blue jeans babe
Original Lyrics: Forever in blue jeans babe
| "Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics: With Reverend Bluejeans, babe
Original Lyrics: Forever in blue jeans, babe.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics: For Reverend Blue James, babe.
Original Lyrics: Forever in blue jeans, babe.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Dave I heard a friend singing it like this; and our group couldn't get over it. We laughed our heads off. He knew it as this for about 14 years. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Solitary Man"
Better Lyrics:
I'm one of the few who will stand proud and say loud:
'Here am I - Sterile Guy!'
I'm lookin' so sharp in my new three-piece pinstripe
Hazmat suit-- Ain't it cute?!?
Don't give me no pills, but until no-one sneezes
Here in my face with their nasty diseases
I'll be what I am:
A sanitary man
Sanitary man
Sanitary man...
'Here am I - Sterile Guy!'
I'm lookin' so sharp in my new three-piece pinstripe
Hazmat suit-- Ain't it cute?!?
Don't give me no pills, but until no-one sneezes
Here in my face with their nasty diseases
I'll be what I am:
A sanitary man
Sanitary man
Sanitary man...
Original Lyrics:
I've had it to here - being where love's a small world
A part time thing, A paper ring
I know it's been done havin' one girl who loves you
Right or wrong, weak or strong
Don't know that I will, but until I can find me
A girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am
A solitary man
Solitary man
Solitary man
A part time thing, A paper ring
I know it's been done havin' one girl who loves you
Right or wrong, weak or strong
Don't know that I will, but until I can find me
A girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am
A solitary man
Solitary man
Solitary man
Submitted by: hec
"Play Me"
Better Lyrics:
It was morning, I met her last evening
Today I woke up to find her lying
Beside me in bed. I softly said, 'I love you.'
For I've been lonely, in need of someone
She is the one, she belongs right here
And now she stirs, and my eyes meet hers
And she tells me
'You are a john, I turned a trick
My work is done, you make me sick
Pay me'
Today I woke up to find her lying
Beside me in bed. I softly said, 'I love you.'
For I've been lonely, in need of someone
She is the one, she belongs right here
And now she stirs, and my eyes meet hers
And she tells me
'You are a john, I turned a trick
My work is done, you make me sick
Pay me'
Original Lyrics:
She was morning and I was night time
I one day woke up to find her lying
Beside my bed I softly said 'Come take me'
For I've been lonely In need of someone
As though I'd done someone wrong somewhere
I don't know where
I don't know where Come lately
You are the sun, I am the moon
You are the words, I am the tune
Play me
I one day woke up to find her lying
Beside my bed I softly said 'Come take me'
For I've been lonely In need of someone
As though I'd done someone wrong somewhere
I don't know where
I don't know where Come lately
You are the sun, I am the moon
You are the words, I am the tune
Play me
Submitted by: Rick Cormier
Funny Lyrics:
"Red Red Wine"
The Funny Lyrics: Red, red, wine, go to my head!
Why They're Funny: And not to my liver!
Submitted by: Art
| "Porcupine Pie"
The Funny Lyrics: Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
Don’t let it get on your jeans And though it sounds a little strange Well, you gotta eat it with gloves Or your hands will turn green Why They're Funny: Apart from 'porcupine pie' being a fairly amusing concept by itself the whole song is just plain daft!
Submitted by: Ollie
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Sweet Caroline"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Sweet Caroline (bum bum bum)
Good times never seemed so good... Why They're Repetitive: Well, that's pretty deep Neil. Good times are good. Perhaps a thesaurus would have aided you on your quest for synonyms? Or...did you forget you already used the word? Why? Why did you write something that bad?
Submitted by: Kae
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Susainne"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: He said all men are sailors then until the sea shall free them
Why They're Nonsensical: The sea can't free people from being sailors
Submitted by: Evan
| "If You Know What I Mean"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And the radio played like a carnival tune
As we lay in our bed in the other room When we gave it away for the sake of a dream In a penny arcade, if you know what I mean Why They're Nonsensical: Uh, no, Neil. I don't.
Submitted by: DarthBrooks
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"America"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Free, only want to be free we huddle close, hang on to a dream On the boats and on the planes they're coming to America
Why They're Inappropriate: I understand what these lyrics mean they've just always came across as racist in a way the way there sang if you listen to the song, think about it, on the boats and on the planes, they're comin to america, I love my country but it's a horrible song
Submitted by: bg_112
| "Stones"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: ...being lost is worth the coming home.
Why They're Inappropriate: Shouldn't it be, 'coming home is worth being lost? The lyrics don't seem to add up. Also, what is it about the 'chair' in this song. A. Huxley would be proud.
Submitted by: JEaton
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Dated Lyrics:
"I'm Sayin' I'm Sorry"
The Dated Lyrics: She's sittin' up there and fumin'.
She thinks I'm something inhuman. She'd rather be with Paul Newman. Why They're Dated: Since Paul Newman died in 2008, he's probably no longer a good choice as to whom she'd rather be with.
Submitted by: Brenda Kohn
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Done too Soon"
The Lyrics: Jesus Christ, Fanny Brice, Wolfie Mozart, Humphrey Bogart and Genghis Khan and on to H.G.Wells
Ho chi minh, Gunga Din, Henry Luce and John Wilkes Booth and Alexanders King and Graham Bell Who They Mention: Holly Holy!...do i have to?!?...(sigh)..Jesus Christ,Fanny Brice, Wolfgang Mozart, Humphrey Bogart, Genghis Khan, H.G. Wells, Ho Chi Minh, Gunga Din, Henry Luce, John Wilkes Booth, King Alexander, Alexander Graham Bell And as the song goes "have one thing shared , that it was all done to soon"
Submitted by: funonthrun
| "I'm Sayin 'I'm Sorry'"
The Lyrics: She's sittin' up there and fumin'
She thinks I'm something inhuman She'd rather be with Paul Newman Who They Mention: Paul Newman
Submitted by: Rachel Stedman
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Song Sung Blue"
Opening Lines: Song sung blue Everybody knows one
Comments: This was Diamond's 2nd #1 song, in 1972.
Submitted by: Peter
| "Cracklin' Rosie"
Opening Lines: Cracklin' Rosie, get on board Were gonna ride till there ain't no more to go
Comments: Even though Neil Diamond had been having several hits going back to 1966, and even writing hits for the Pre-Fab four group known as the Monkees, it would take the year 1970 and "Cracklin' Rosie" for Diamond to have his first #1 hit on Billboard Magazine's HOT 100 charts.
Submitted by: Peter
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Play Me"
The Made Up Words: Brang
Comments: Neil sings, "Song she sang to me, Song she brang to me." Perhaps he should have checked his dictionary before wirting these lyrics.
Submitted by: Glenn
| "Heartlight"
The Made Up Words: Heartlight
Comments: I couldn't find in in the dictionary linked to google.com. That is usually an indicator of a non-real word. So I assume he made it up. Hearts don't really have lights, anyway,
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Play Me"
The Lyrics: Song, she sang to me; Song, she brang to me
Why: "Sang" is indeed the past tense of "sing", but that doesn't mean that "brang" is the past tense of "bring"
Submitted by: RJSchex
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Band Name Anagrams:
Inlaid Demon Submitted by: Mary Byram
Laid On Denim Submitted by: Lucy Crosland
Men In A Dildo Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
Song Title Anagrams:
"Relocate Swine" originally "Sweet Caroline"
Submitted by: Tabitha Cartwright
"Snuggle Bonus" originally "Song Sung Blue"
Submitted by: Josh
"A Lion Moos" originally "Soolaimon"
... And a cow roars?
Submitted by: Josh
"Shot Wino's Bed" originally "Both Sides Now"
Submitted by: Josh
"Inhale A Log" originally "Hello Again"
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Kentucky Woman"
The Lyrics: She gets to know you,
She gets to hold you, Kentucky woman. Why: The state of Kentucky used to be spelled Cane-tuck-ee, Cantucky, Kain-tuck-ee and Kentuckee.
Submitted by: Kathy
| "I Am...I Said"
The Lyrics: Well, I'm New York City born and raised
But nowadays, I'm lost between two shores. LA's fine, but it ain't home. New York's home but it ain't mine no more. Why: Refers to New York City, and to Los Angeles, California. If the Atlantic and Pacific shores of the U.S. also count as places, a reference to those could also be cited.
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
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Song Title Acrostics:
PM: "Play Me"
Submitted by: MOR
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Solemn Airy Tan" originally "Solitary Man"
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Relocate Swine" originally "Sweet Caroline"
Submitted by: Daphne Hughes
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Canta Libre"
The Lyrics: Canta libre, Canta vida, de mi madre, y mi padre,
Canta mi corazon, Para los ninos, y sus ninos, canta libre Why: lyrics in spanish, rest of song in English
Submitted by: adam
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Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Play Me"
The Lyrics: You are the Sun, I am the Moon,
You are the words, I am the Tune, Play Me. Why: You are the Pun, I am the Moon,
You are the words, I am the Tune, Slay Me. Submitted by: Rhoda Dohr
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Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Hello Again"
1987 film w/ Shelley Long & Corbin Bernsen
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
