Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Neil Diamond
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"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart
We've been travelling fart.
We've been travelling fart.
Original Lyrics:
Far
We've been traveling far.
We've been traveling far.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Iowa storm
Original Lyrics:
In the eye of the storm
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet land of Libertines
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Land of Liberty
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet land of liver jeans
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Land of Liberty
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got no clothes,
Hang on to a tree.
Hang on to a tree.
Original Lyrics:
We huddle close
Hang on to a dream
Hang on to a dream
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willkommen to America (pronounced vil-komm-en)
Original Lyrics:
We're coming to America.
"Back in L.A"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hung out in London and embarrassed France
Original Lyrics:
Hung out in London, and in Paris, France
"Beautiful Noise"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it fits me as well as a hand in a club.
Original Lyrics:
And it fits me as well as a hand in a glove.
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's God's poor roof
Original Lyrics:
And that gospel group
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pack up the babies and crabby old ladies.
Original Lyrics:
Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies.
"Cherry Cherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got the waist movement, Cherry.
She got the waist improvement.
She got the waist improvement.
Original Lyrics:
She got the way to move me, Cherry.
She got the way to groove me.
She got the way to groove me.
"Cherry Cherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got the western movement.
Original Lyrics:
She got the way to move me.
"Cherry Cherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the Western Movement
Original Lyrics:
She's got the way to move me
"Cherry Cherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the Western movement yeah
Original Lyrics:
She's got the way to move me Cherry
"Cherry, Cherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got the way to move me, Pajero.
Original Lyrics:
She got the way to move me, Cherry.
"Cherry, Cherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the wavy movements, Cherry.
Original Lyrics:
She got the way to move me, Cherry.
"Cherry, Cherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the weight to move me, yeah
She's got the weight to groove me, Sherry baby.
She's got the weight to groove me, Sherry baby.
Original Lyrics:
She's got the way to move me, Cherry
She's got the way to move me, Cherry baby.
She's got the way to move me, Cherry baby.
"Cherry, Cherry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the weighty movement, Cherry
She's got the weight improvement, Cherry.
She's got the weight improvement, Cherry.
Original Lyrics:
She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me, Cherry.
She got the way to groove me, Cherry.
"Cracklin' Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rose, you're a stalwart woman.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rose, you're a store-bought woman.
"Cracklin' Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rose, you're a starboard woman
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rose, you're a store-bought woman
"Cracklin' Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie peed on the border.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie, get on board.
"Cracklin' Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl with the glass for an eye,
yeah...that's all right
'cause we've got all night...
yeah...that's all right
'cause we've got all night...
Original Lyrics:
Girl if lasts for an hour,
well, that's all right
'cause we've got all night..
well, that's all right
'cause we've got all night..
"Cracklin' Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta a little ass for an hour,
well, that's alright
well, that's alright
Original Lyrics:
Girl if it lasts for an hour,
well that's alright
well that's alright
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rose, you Starboard Woman.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rose, you're a store bought woman.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie makes me a spy.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie makes me smile.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie peed on a board.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie, get on board.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie take my load
You're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to b***
Taking it slow.
You're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to b***
Taking it slow.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin Rosie get on board
We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to go
Taking it slow.
We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to go
Taking it slow.
Cracklin' Rosie is a bottle of red wine, not a woman. This song is about a man getting a bottle of red wine and geting drunk after breaking up with his woman.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie, get on board
We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no mortal goal.
We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no mortal goal.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie, get on board
We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to go.
We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to go.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a score board woman.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store-bought woman.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a stoned cool woman.
or
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a stone cold woman.
or
Cracklin' Rose, you're a starboard woman.
or
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a stone cold woman.
or
Cracklin' Rose, you're a starboard woman.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store-bought woman.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a stoned cool woman.
or
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a stone cold woman.
or
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a stone cold woman.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store-bought woman.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' rose, youze a starboard woman.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rose, you're a store bought woman.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find a Supreme that don't ask no questions.
Original Lyrics:
Find us a dream that don't ask no questions.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl with a glass for an eye,
but it's alright.
but it's alright.
Original Lyrics:
God if it lasts for an hour,
that's all right.
that's all right.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honest, Sabrina, I'm gonna ask you a question.
Original Lyrics:
Find us a dream that don't ask no questions.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so green I'm gonna ask you a question.
Original Lyrics:
Finds us a dream that don't ask no questions.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Itchin' on a twilight train
Original Lyrics:
Hitchin' on a twilight train
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taco supreme but don't ask no questions, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Find us a dream that don't asks no questions, yeah.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me sing with a guitar army.
Original Lyrics:
You make me sing like a guitar hummin'.
"Crackling Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, if it's aspirin hour
Well it's alright
We've got all night.
Well it's alright
We've got all night.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, if it lasts for an hour
Well, it's alright
We've got all night.
Well, it's alright
We've got all night.
"Crunchy Granola Suite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gretchen can roller skate.
Original Lyrics:
Crunchy granola suite
"Desiree"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she was there and gone,
without WonderBread
without WonderBread
Original Lyrics:
And she was there and gone,
without one regret
without one regret
"Desiree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disarray
Oh, disarray!
Oh, disarray!
Original Lyrics:
Desiree
Oh, Desiree!
Oh, Desiree!
"Desiree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh there's a ray, oh there's a ray.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Desiree, Oh Desiree!
"Desiree"
Misheard Lyrics:
There I was found by the sweet bashing sound
Of your loving song.
Of your loving song.
Original Lyrics:
There I was found with the sweet passion sound
Of your loving song.
Of your loving song.
"Desiree"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a ray
Oh, There's a ray.
Oh, There's a ray.
Original Lyrics:
Desiree
Oh, Desiree!
Oh, Desiree!
"Done Too Soon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlemagne Latham
Original Lyrics:
Sholom Aleichem
"Done Too Soon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus Christ planted rice
Wrote famous songs, Humphrey Bogart and Genghis Kahn
Wrote famous songs, Humphrey Bogart and Genghis Kahn
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, Fanny Brice
Woofy Mozart, Humphrey Bogart, and Genghis Kahn
Woofy Mozart, Humphrey Bogart, and Genghis Kahn
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
A rebel in bluejeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Reverend Blue Jeans, babe.
I'd much rather be
Reverend Blue Jeans, babe.
Original Lyrics:
And as long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans, babe.
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans, babe.
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
The Reverend Blue Jeans.
I'd much rather be
The Reverend Blue Jeans.
Original Lyrics:
As long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans.
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby tonight
Baby tonight by the fire, all alone, you will die.
Baby tonight by the fire, all alone, you will die.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe tonight
Maybe tonight by the fire, all alone, you and I.
Maybe tonight by the fire, all alone, you and I.
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
For Reverend Blue James, babe.
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans, babe.
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
For Reverend Bluejeans.
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever in rude jeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd much rather be a reverend in blue jeans.
Original Lyrics:
I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd much rather be the reverend blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd much rather be
The Reverend Blue Jean.
The Reverend Blue Jean.
Original Lyrics:
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans.
Forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd much rather be
The reverend blue jeans.
The reverend blue jeans.
Original Lyrics:
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans.
Forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be the Reverend Blue Jeans.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel in blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reverend Blue Jeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reverend Bluejeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reverend Eugene
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reverend blue jeans, babe
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans, babe
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reverend in blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reverend in blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Devil in blue jeans, babe.
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans, babe.
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Reverend Blue Jeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Reverend Bluejeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
The reverend in blue jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Reverend Bluejeans, babe
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans, babe.
"Forever in Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd much rather be Reverend Eugene
Original Lyrics:
I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans.
"Forever in Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd much rather be a farmer in blue jeans.
Original Lyrics:
I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans.
"Forever in Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing around but the sound of my heart on your thigh
Original Lyrics:
Nothing around but the sound of my heart and your sighs
"Forever in Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reverend blue jeans babe
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans babe
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon, you'll needle man.
Original Lyrics:
Soon, you'll need a man.
"Heartlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be right here and you should call me
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be right here if you should call me
"Hello Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's good to love you like a fool
Original Lyrics:
It's good to love you like I do
"Holly Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I run much like the wind whizzed.
Original Lyrics:
And I run just like the wind will.
"Holly Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holly Holy, eyes dream of owning me
Where I am, what a ham, what I believe in.
Where I am, what a ham, what I believe in.
Original Lyrics:
Holly Holy, eyes dream of only me
Where I am, what I am, what I believe in.
Where I am, what I am, what I believe in.
"I Am I Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I got an Anthony Stevens sign
Original Lyrics:
But I got an emptiness deep inside
"I Am I Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an Antony Stevens side.
Original Lyrics:
I've got an emptiness deep, inside.
"I Am I Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Palm trees grow and ransom low.
Original Lyrics:
Palm trees grow, and rents are low.
"I Am, I Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Sid Hines
Original Lyrics:
I am said I
"I Am, I Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am myself.
Original Lyrics:
I am, I said.
"I Am, I Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am myself.
Original Lyrics:
I am, I said.
"I Am, I Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Palm trees blow and rinse a load.
Original Lyrics:
Palm trees grow, and rents are low.
"I Am, I Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm New York City born and raised
And our days are lost between two shores.
And our days are lost between two shores.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm New York City born and raised
And nowadays I'm lost between two shores.
And nowadays I'm lost between two shores.
"I'll See You On The Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the radio, they're saying, 'Osama's gone'
But I keep hearing you.
But I keep hearing you.
Original Lyrics:
On the radio, they're saying. 'The summer's gone'
But I keep hearing you.
But I keep hearing you.
"I've Got The Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang up the feeling
Original Lyrics:
I've got the feeling
"If You Know What I Mean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the radio played like a kind of a tune
As we lay in our bed in the afternoon
Well, we gave it away for the sake of a dream
It was pretty okay, if you know what I mean.
As we lay in our bed in the afternoon
Well, we gave it away for the sake of a dream
It was pretty okay, if you know what I mean.
Original Lyrics:
And the radio played like a carnival tune
As we lay in our bed in the other room
When we gave it away for the sake of a dream
In a penny arcade, if you know what I mean.
As we lay in our bed in the other room
When we gave it away for the sake of a dream
In a penny arcade, if you know what I mean.
"Kentucky Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kentucky walnut
She shines with her own kind of light.
She shines with her own kind of light.
Original Lyrics:
Kentucky woman
She shines with her own kind of light.
She shines with her own kind of light.
"Longfellow Serenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writhe, come on baby, writhe
Let me make your dreams come true.
Let me make your dreams come true.
Original Lyrics:
Ride, come on baby, ride
Let me make your dreams come true.
Let me make your dreams come true.
"Love On The Rocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas say they want you.
Original Lyrics:
First they say they want you.
"Love On The Rocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love s***ing c***s
A*** surprise.
A*** surprise.
Original Lyrics:
Love on the rocks
Ain't no surprise.
Ain't no surprise.
"Love On The Rocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
You left me alone here with nothing to woe.
Original Lyrics:
You left me alone here with nothing to hold.
"New York Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't a hippo
Just a New York boy.
Just a New York boy.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't a hippie
Just a New York boy.
Just a New York boy.
"New York Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm goin' steady from behind a plow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bein' stared at from behind a plow.
"September Morn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tool lovers prying screens
From some old window pane.
From some old window pane.
Original Lyrics:
Two lovers playing scenes
From some romantic play.
From some romantic play.
"Shilo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shilo when I was young,
I used to call you names
I used to call you names
Original Lyrics:
Shilo when I was young,
I used to call your name
I used to call your name
"Solitary Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
A*** rings
Original Lyrics:
Paper rings
"Solitary Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be what I am
A salt-on-the-rim man
A salt-on-the-rim man
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be what I am
A solitary man
A solitary man
"Solitary Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be what I am
a sellotaper man
a sellotaper man
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be what I am,
a solitary man
a solitary man
"Solitary Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had it to here
Bein' where
Love's a small world
Part-time thing
Papal ring.
Bein' where
Love's a small world
Part-time thing
Papal ring.
Original Lyrics:
I've had it to here
Bein' where
Love's a small world
Part-time thing
Paper ring.
Bein' where
Love's a small world
Part-time thing
Paper ring.
"Solitary Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Sue
To that I do.
To that I do.
Original Lyrics:
Me and Sue
But that died, too.
But that died, too.
"Solitary Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then Sue came along
Loved me strong
That's what I thought
Me and Sue
That guy too.
Loved me strong
That's what I thought
Me and Sue
That guy too.
Original Lyrics:
Then Sue came along
Loved me strong
That's what I thought
But me and Sue
That died, too.
Loved me strong
That's what I thought
But me and Sue
That died, too.
"Song Sung Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Song Sung Blue, weeping on my pillow
or
Selsun Blue, throw it out the window
or
Selsun Blue, throw it out the window
Original Lyrics:
Song Sung Blue, sleeping on my pillow
"Song Sung Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Song Sung blue,
sleeping armadillo
sleeping armadillo
Original Lyrics:
Song sung blue,
weeping like a willow
weeping like a willow
"Sweet Caroline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curtain runs off my shoulders.
Original Lyrics:
Hurtin' runs off my shoulders.
"Sweet Caroline"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Kevin Kline.
Original Lyrics:
I am inclined.
"Sweet Caroline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Adeline
or
Sweet Adilye
or
Sweet idle lies
or
Sweet Adilye
or
Sweet idle lies
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Caroline
"Sweet Caroline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Caroline, croutons never seemed so good.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good.
"Sweet Caroline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet alibi
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Caroline
"Sweet Caroline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet girl of mine
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Caroline
"Sweet Caroline"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're still alive.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Caroline
"The Last Picasso"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me, weak inside
Me oh, me oh, me oh, me oh, weak inside.
Me oh, me oh, me oh, me oh, weak inside.
Original Lyrics:
We, we can sigh
Me oh, me oh, me oh, me oh, we can sigh.
Me oh, me oh, me oh, me oh, we can sigh.
"Walk on Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
She leaves the children
Original Lyrics:
She leads the children
"Yes I Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bathed in blue reflection
they stood in Madison
they stood in Madison
Original Lyrics:
Bathed in blue reflection,
there he stood and made this song
there he stood and made this song
"You Got To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight ahead and steady as I brought her.
Original Lyrics:
Straight ahead and steady as Gibraltar.
"You Got To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight ahead and steady at the brothel
Original Lyrics:
Straight ahead and steady as Gibraltar
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