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Song Parodies for Neil Diamond

Original SongParody SongParody Author
"America" "A Dunce Now Rules America" "William Tong"
"America" "Afghanistan" "Joseph Fernandez"
"America" "America" "Silly Willie"
"America" "Angelica" "Chris Bodily TM"
"America" "Canada" "Tim Hall"
"America" "Erotica" "Rex Ungericht"
"America" "Gymnasium" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"America" "Hysteria" "Malcolm Higgins"
"America" "I'll Lick you Miss USA" "Tony Wiseguy"
"America" "Pakistania" "Chance Gollnick"
"America (They're Coming to...)" "Spring Break" "Miss Mozell"
"America" "They're Conquering America" "William Tong"
"America" "TV" "Captain Cleghorn"
"And The Grass Won't Pay No Mind" "Bush The Ass, War-Crazed, Is Blind" "William Tong"
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" "Bloody Glove Proves O.J.'s Guilty You Know" "Johnny Pyro"
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" "Brother Blubs Blabberin' Oration Show" "Guy DiRito"
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" "Brother Freak's Traveling Monstrosity Show" "Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman"
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" "Brother Hate's Babbling Damnation Show" "John A. Barry"
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" "Brother John's PATRIOT Salvation Show" "William Tong"
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" "Bummer Ones Slavering Tangential Vote" "Tunes Fouled by Ones Dweeb"
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" "Bush Brothers' Unravelling Nation Show" "William Tong"
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" "Neil Diamond's songs" "Tim Hall"
"Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show" "Brother Rush Dittohead Sensation Show" "William Tong"
"Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show" "Governor Mitt Romney's Snowjobbin' Show" "giblet o'sarcasm"
"Cherry Cherry" "Barry Barry" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Cherry, Cherry" "Barry, Barry (John, Not Bonds)" "Tommy Turtle"
"Cherry, Cherry" "Cheney, Cheney" "William Tong"
"Cherry Cherry" "He Is My Favorite Stoogie" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Cherry, Cherry" "Jared, Jared" "the_got_mac"
"Cherry Cherry" "Jerry Jerry" "Merry & Pippin"
"Cherry, Cherry" "Married" "Abbott Skelding"
"Cherry, Cherry" "Nightbird" "Túrin"
"Cherry Cherry" "Scary Scary" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Cherry Cherry" "(They Got The Way To Lose With)kerry" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cherry Chery" "Hairy Baby" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Crackin' Rosie" "Crack In Rosie" "Merry & Pippin"
"Cracklin Rose" "Spocklin Holes" "Joe Haynes"
"Cracklin' Rosie" "Cacklin' Cronies" "William Tong"
"Cracklin' Rosie" "Cacklin' Ghostie" "The Comedian"
"Cracklin' Rosie" "Cacklin' Ghosts" "Tim Mayfield"
"Cracklin' Rosie" "Cacklin' Rosie" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Cracklin' Rosie" "Cacklin' Rosie" "Guy DiRito"
"Cracklin' Rosie" "Cracklin' Rosie (O'Donnell)" "Yoidy"
"Cracklin' Rosie" "Crack My Nosey" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Cracklin' Rosie" "If Neil Diamond Wrote "Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald"" "Patrick McWilliams"
"Cracklin Rosie" "Leder Hosen" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cracklin' Rosie" "Ms. Pelosi" "Michael Pacholek"
"Cracklin' Rosie" "Parc an Venton" "Merry & Pippin"
"Cracklin' Rosie" "Slappin' Roses" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Cracklin' Rosie" "Wasting Time at Work" "Arwen"
"Desiree" "Desiree" "Vijay Wunnava"
"Desiree" "Gatorade" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Desiree" "Lingerie" "malcolm higgins"
"Dry Your Eyes" "Tommy, Good Bye" "Patrick McWilliams"
"Forever in Blue Jeans" "Filled Up on Baked Beans" "Merry & Pippin"
"Forever In Blue Jeans" "Fondling Boobies" "YouKnowItsJoe"
"Forever in Blue Jeans" "Forever with Blue Screen" "Jim A"
"Forever In Blue Jeans" "Never In Newt's Dreams" "William Tong"
"Forever In Blue Jeans" "Reverend Blue Jeans" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Forever In Blue Jeans" "Showed Up In Blue Jeans" "William Tong"
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" "Bruce, You'll Be A Woman Soon" "Hu's On Fist"
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" "Churl, I'll Have Your Woman Soon" "Michael Pacholek"
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" "Churl, You'll Be a Woman Loon" "John A. Barry"
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" "Earle Will Be a Wolfman Soon" "John A. Barry"
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" "Earle, You'll Be a Woman Soon" "John A. Barry"
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" "Girl, You'll Be A Boy Real Soon" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" "Girl, You'll Be a Dummy Soon" "Rick Duncan"
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" "Girl, You'll Need a Woman Soon" "Bruce Deveraux"
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" "Girl, You Really Shouldn't Moon" "Stuart McArthur"
"Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon" "Merle, You’ll Be a Woman Soon" "Merry & Pippin"
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" "Smirk, You're Just A Big Buffoon" "William Tong"
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" "Squirl You Be One Syllable (Pt. 1 Mer's complaint)" "Merry & Pippin"
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" "World, You'll See A Woman Soon" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Heartlight" "Goodbye Amiright" "Tim Mayfield"
"Heartlight" "Harddrive" "Royce Miller"
"Hello Again" "Hello?" "Cookie-man"
"Hello" "Mayo" "Arwen"
"Holly Holy" "Ari Told Us Lies" "William Tong"
"Holly Holy" "Folly, Foley" "Michael McVey"
"Holly Holy" "Folly Foley" "William Tong"
"Holly Holy" "Halliburton" "William Tong"
"Holly Holy" "Holly Slowly" "Mark Scotti"
"I Am I Said" "Buy Ham, I Said (there's A 3rd Mad Cow)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Am...I Said" "Buy Yams...I Said" ""
"I Am, I Said" "I Am, I Think" "Michael Pacholek"
"I Am, I Said" "I Am Quite Dead" "Rick Duncan"
"I Am, I Said" "I Am Undead" "Arwen"
"I Am... I Said" "I Lamb... I Said (a/k/a) A Lamb In Bed" "Tommy Turtle"
"I Am, I Said" "I'm Ham, I Said" "Alvin Rhodes"
"I Am, I said" "I'm Pam's, Each Said" "Airfarcewon"
"I Am, I Said" "IM, she said" "Tim Mayfield"
"I Am... I Said" "I'm Spam... I Am" "Dan Creeden"
"I Am, I Said" "Rye Ham, I Said" "Airfarcewon"
"I Am I Said" "We Have No Maps" "Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman"
"If You Know What I Mean" "Yes, We Know That They're Mean" "William Tong"
"I'm A Believer" "I'm A School Leaver" "Biza"
"I'm a Believer" "Like a Retriever" "Doug Raiden"
"I Thank The Lord For The Night Time" "I Think I'll Pour Me Some White Wine" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Kentucky Woman" "A Yucky Woman (Ode to Linda Tripp)" "William Tong"
"Kentucky Woman" "Iraqi Woman" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Kentucky Woman" "Kentucky Bourbon" "Rex Ungericht"
"Kentucky Woman" "Kentucky Chicken" "Merry & Pippin"
"Kentucky Woman" "Kentucky Harpy" "Reggie Walsh"
"Kentucky Woman" "Kentucky Jelly" "Tim Hall"
"Kentucky Woman" "Kentucky Wolfmen" "John A. Barry"
"Kentucky Women" "Kentucky (Fried) Chicken" "Zak Randall"
"Longfellow Serenade" "Aunt Willow's Escalade" "Warren Baker"
"Longfellow Serenade" "Dumb Fellow's Terror Charade" "William Tong"
"Longfellow Serenade" "Medieval Engineer" "Doug Baseball"
"Longfellow Serenade" "Strom Thurmond's Age Charade" "William Tong"
"Love on the Rocks" "Live Under Rocks" "Royce Miller"
"Love on the Rocks" "Looking for Socks" "Jim A"
"Love On The Rocks" "Love On These Rocks" "Jan Unwin"
"Love On The Rocks" "Rum's On The Rocks" "William Tong"
"Love On The Rocks" "Rush Is A Pox" "William Tong"
"Love On The Rocks" "Scotch On The Rocks" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Love On The Rocks" "Shrub Bombs Iraq" "William Tong"
"Love On The Rocks" "Shrub's In A Box" "William Tong"
"Love On The Rocks" "Turn Back Your Clocks" "jbels"
"Play Me" "Bronies!" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"Play Me" "Gaily" "Alan Hochbaum"
"Play Me" "I Am The Horn..." "Nell Diamond"
"Play Me" "I Am The Horn..." "Nell Diamond"
"Play Me" "Name Me" "Merry & Pippin"
"Play Me" "Pay Me" "Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman"
"Play Me" "Slay Me" "Tim Mayfield"
"Red,Red Wine" "Black,Black Materia" "ProfessorHojo"
"Red Red Wine" "Brain-Dead Whine" "Michael Pacholek"
"Red Red Wine" "Dead Head Nine" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Red, Red Wine" "Dread, Breadline" "Patrick McWilliams"
"September Morn" "September Games" "Doug Baseball"
"Shilo" "Schiavo" "William Tong"
"Solitary Man" "Afghanistan" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "All It Was Is Spam" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "Boysenberry Man" "Stuart McArthur"
"Solitary Man" "Cemetery Man" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Solitary Man" "Conspiracy Man" "Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman"
"Solitary Man" "Culinary Man" "John A. Barry"
"Solitary Man" "Democratic Man(political)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "Dromedairy Man" "Lionel Mertens"
"Solitary Man" "Farmer Prairie Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "Flake Tea Party Man" "Michael Pacholek"
"Solitary Man" "Geriatric Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "Gratuitary Gland" "Lionel Mertens"
"Solitary Man" "Hard-to-marry Man" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Solitary Man" "Hiroshima Fan" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "Hiroshima Fan" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "Jelly Bellied Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "Just A Married Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "Just The Way I Am" "Adagio"
"Solitary Man" "Military Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "Military Man" "William Tong"
"Solitary Man" "Missionary Man" "Stan Hall"
"Solitary Man" "Most Contrary Man" "Adagio"
"Solitary Man" "Orange Scary Man 2" "Pol Potlatch"
"Solitary Man" "Orange Scary Man" "Pol Potlatch"
"Solitary Man" "Planetary Man" "Guy DiRito"
"Solitary Man" "Politician Man" "John Jenkins"
"Solitary Man" "Predatory Man" "Merry & Pippin"
"Solitary Man" "Rhinoplasty Man" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Solitary Man" "Rollercoaster Land" "Adagio"
"Solitary Man" "Salivary Gland" "The Comedian"
"Solitary Man" "Saltimbanquey Man" "John A. Barry"
"Solitary Man" "Salutary Man" "The Comedian"
"Solitary Man" "Sanguinary Man" "Adagio and Guy DiRito"
"Solitary Man" "Sanitary Man" "OozieHoozie"
"Solitary Man" "Sanitary Plan" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "Savvy, Very, Man (Blackjack21 theme song)" "Tommy Turtle"
"Solitary Man" "Sedentary Man" "Adagio"
"Solitary Man" "Sedentary Man" "John A. Barry"
"Solitary Man" "Solid Hairy Ham" "The Comedian"
"Solitary Man" "Solitaire Card Hand" "Royce Miller"
"Solitary Man" "Solitary Can" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "Solitary Man" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Solitary Man" "Spinach Eatin' Man" "Guy DiRito"
"Solitary Man" "Temporary Man" "Michael Pacholek"
"Solitary Man" "The Parody Chant" "Adagio"
"Solitary Man" "Unknown T.V. Man" "Old Man Ribber"
"Solitary Man" "Unopened Can of Spam" "Royce Miller"
"Solitary Man" "Very Hairy Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Solitary Man" "Wild Man's Ass is Ham" "Royce Miller"
"Solitary Man" "You're A Squirrel, '1' Man" "Paul Robinson"
"Song Sung Blue" "Balls Turn Blue" "Mike Littoris"
"Song Sung Blue" "Bong Smoked True" "Harri Georgeson"
"Song Sung Blue" "Cranberry Juice" "Arwen"
"Song Sung Blue" "Darn Those Socks" "Airfarcewon"
"Song Sung Blue" "Dog Dung Phew" "Silly Willie"
"Song Sung Blue" "Dog Dung Shoe" "Jonman"
"Song Sung Blue" "Dog Gone You" "Guy DiRito"
"Song Sung Blue" "Dong's Done, Through" "Rick Cormier"
"Song Sung Blue" "Don Trump Feud" "Bob Gomez"
"Song Sung Blue" "Egg, Yung Fu" "Guy DiRito"
"Song Sung Blue" "Fangs-Sunk Crew" "John A. Barry"
"Song Sung Blue" "Flew JetBlue" "John Jenkins"
"Song Sung Blue" "Girls Gone Wild" "Airfarcewon"
"Song Sung Blue" "Hang Seng Blues" "Guy DiRito"
"Song Sung Blue" "Help Desk Crew" "Guy DiRito"
"Song Sung Blue" "Hmong 'Mong You" "mac195"
"Song Sung Blue" "Hong Kong Flu" "Guy DiRito"
"Song Sung Blue" "Hung's Song Blew" "Leo Jay"
"Song Sung Blue" "Hung Too Soon" "Tim Mayfield"
"Song Sung Blue" "John Doe Who?" "Guy DiRito"
"Song Sung Blue" "Kim Jong Il" ""
"Song Sung Blue" "King Kong, New" "Airfarcewon"
"Song Sung Blue" "Kong Flung Poo" "Steven Cavanagh"
"Song Sung Blue" "Kong's Sunk, Doomed" "John A. Barry"
"Song Sung Blue" "Long Hung Poo" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Song Sung Blue" "Long? Hung? You?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Song Sung Blue" "Long Tongued Sue" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Song Sung Blue" "No Fly Zone" "Airfarcewon"
"Song Sung Blue" "Pronged Thumb, Ooh!" "Michael Pacholek"
"Song Sung Blue" "Roe V. Wade" "Guy DiRito"
"Song Sung Blue" "Saw 'Kung Fu'" "Claude Prez"
"Song Sung Blue" "Schlong Slung Blue" "Airfarcewon"
"Song Sung Blue" "Selsun Blue" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Song Sung Blue" "Sing Songs, Do" "Jerry Mull"
"Song Sung Blue" "Song Sung Moo" "Michael McVey"
"Song Sung Blue" "Song Sung Stewed" "Scathe"
"Song Sung Blue" "Songs Un-True" "Johnny Pyro"
"Song Sung Blue" "Thirty-Two" "Michael Pacholek"
"Song Sung Blue" "Use The Loo" "Tim Mayfield"
"Song Sung Blue" "Wang Flung True" "Michael Pacholek"
"Song Sung Blue" "Will Hung Who?" "Airfarcewon"
"Soolaimon" "Suleiman" "Pol Potlatch"
"Sweet Caroline" "Cheap Car 'O Mine" "Dee Range"
"Sweet Caroline" "Choose Caroline" "Mark Scotti"
"Sweet Caroline" "Donald Trump" "John Carlisle"
"Sweet Caroline" "Fats Domino" "C.S. Notwen"
"Sweet Caroline" "Freak Frankenstein" "Matthias"
"Sweet Caroline" "Free Credit Report: Neil Diamond" "Michael Pacholek"
"Sweet Caroline" "Human Resource" "Dick Wampus"
"Sweet Caroline" "I Crossed The Line" "The Offenders"
"Sweet Caroline" "John Kerry Lines" "Jim Loftus"
"Sweet Caroline" "Mean Girl of Mine" "Michael Pacholek"
"Sweet Caroline" "Oh, Danica" "Joe the Crazy Conch"
"Sweet Caroline" "Pete Cut in Line!" "Arwen"
"Sweet Caroline" "Please, George, Resign" "Michael Pacholek"
"Sweet Caroline" "Please, No More Wine" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Sweet Caroline" "Receding Hairline" "Joe Haynes"
"Sweet Caroline" "Seat Caroline" "Michael Pacholek"
"Sweet Caroline" "Sheep: Care, Ovine" "Tommy Turtle"
"Sweet Caroline" "South Carolin'" "Michael Pacholek"
"Sweet Caroline" "Sweet Bear O' Mine" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Sweet Caroline" "Sweet Caroling" "Airfarcewon"
"Sweet Caroline" "Sweet Chair O' Mine" "Rex Ungericht"
"Sweet Caroline" "Sweet Cherry Lime" "Airfarcewon"
"Sweet Caroline" "Sweet Hair O'Mine" "Linda Koski & Larry Franks"
"Sweet Caroline" "Sweet Hair-o-mine" "Rick Duncan"
"Sweet Caroline" "Sweet! Twenty-Nine!" "Michael Pacholek"
"Sweet Caroline" "Teen Caroline" "Alan Hochbaum"
"Sweet Caroline" "Texas Roadhouse" "Erik "Taz" Mokracek"
"Sweet Caroline" "Tweet, Donald Trump" "Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran"
"Thank the Lord for the Nighttime" "Canker Sore. . .Forced to Lite-Dine" "John A. Barry"
"Thank the Lord for the Night Time" "Crankin' More Out of Five Lines" "John A. Barry"
"Thank the Lord for the Nighttime" "Fanged Teeth Gore Gorge at Nighttime" "John A. Barry"
"Thank The Lord For The Night Time" "For This Whore It's Indict Time" "Violet T. Riol"
"Thank the Lord for the Night Time" "Hank the Lord of the Sideline" "Michael Pacholek"
"Thank The Lord For The Night Time" "Thank The Board For The High Crime" "Violet T. Riol"
"Thank the Lord for the Nighttime" "Thank the Lord—Gorge, It's Bite Time" "John A. Barry"
"You Don’t Bring Me Flowers" "Don’t Befriend Jack Bauer" "John Jenkins"
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers" "Don't Young Things Have Flowers Anymore? (A Father's Lament, Part II)" "Tommy Turtle"
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers" "Newt Don't Have No Powers" "William Tong"
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers" "Please Don't Buy That Flour" "Malcolm Denny"
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers" "We Don't Look Good Naked...Anymore" "Dee Range"
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers" "You Don't Take A Shower" "tallteen16"
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers" "You'd Strip Me Of Powers" "William Tong"
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers" "You're Cheating, Geese Howard" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers" "You're not Superpowers" "Jim A"


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