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Song Parodies -> "Jared, Jared"

Original Song Title:

"Cherry, Cherry"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Jared, Jared"

Parody Written by:

the_got_mac

The Lyrics

A tribute to the Subway guy, Jared, who has lost thousands of pounds by eating Subway. (told from Jared's point of view)
Subway loves me
Yes, yes they do
Ah, the food's out o' sight, yeah
Subway loves me
Yes, yes they do
Gonna eat some tonight, yeah

I've got the way to lose weight-Jared
I've got the way to lose weight
I've got the way to lose weight
I've got the way to lose weight

Come, come on down to my Subway
We've got several new specials today
Mmm, you know
You know they have one carb
I don't think you should force yourself to starve

Ain't got no fat
No, no it don't
It has a secret glaze
Won't taste that bad
No, no it won't
Not after we use mayonaise

I've got the way to lose weight-Jared
I've got the way to lose weight
I've got the way to lose weight
I've got the way to lose weight

Yeah, these Subways have helped me weigh less
Less fat than McDonalds - that's the best!
Oh, I just finished a Turkey
Gosh, I think that I am hungry

I've got the way to lose weight-Jared
I've got the way to lose weight
I've got the way to lose weight
I've got the way to lose weight

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Arwen - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty funny! I especially liked the glaze/mayonnaise bit...
Michael Pacholek - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't eat there at Subway, Jared. That food is just too damn plain. (Shameless plug alert.)

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