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Song Parodies -> "Hmong 'Mong You"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Hmong 'Mong You"

Parody Written by:

mac195

The Lyrics

ST. PAUL - The man charged with murdering six hunters and wounding two others in Northwestern Wisconsin last week is a Hmong shaman who has called on the spirit world in trances that last up to three hours, his family and friends say. The accused, Chai Soua Vang of St. Paul, seeks "the other world" when he tries to cure sick people or invoke divine protection for those who request it, said Ber Xiong, his friend and former hunting companion. "He is a special person," Xiong said. "Chai speaks to the other side. He asks the spirits there to release people who are suffering on Earth." Xiong said that Vang, a 36-year-old truck driver, was one of about 100 shamans among St. Paul's immigrant community of about 25,000 Hmong from Laos. He said he had assisted Vang in several shamanistic ceremonies, most recently two years ago, when an extended family asked him to ensure its health and prosperity. "He danced on a small table for about two hours," said Xiong, an employee of an audio-technology business in Bloomington, Minn. "He was calling out the whole time, not to the people in the room, but to the other world. My job was to sit near the table and make sure he did not fall off."
Hmong 'mong you
Huntin' in the forest
Hmong 'mong you
Now you need a florist

Chai Soua Vang, come to hang, with you and your friends
But when you go into the woods with Hmong
You don't come out again
Don't come out again

Hmong' mong you
Weeping are the widows
Hmong 'mong you
Six-feet-under pillows

Funny thing, how 'Nam still brings despair, and causes eyes moist
For assimilation didn't work too good
And now you've got no choice

Hmong, 'mong you
Huntin' in the forest
Hmong 'mong you
Now you need a florist
http://www.duluthsuperior.com/mld/duluthsuperior/news/local/10310300.htm

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Crackerjacks - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Gee...why don't you make one about Charles Manson or Scott Peterson?
LennyKravitz763 - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Dumb @ss white dude... wish Chai Vang would have killed more of the ignorant ones like Mac195.
chai vang - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
FUCK ALL YALL REDNECK !!! my grandpa should of let ur grandpa die in the vietnam war
noname - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
just inappropriate, cant you people say the same about white people? black people? iraqs? i mean everyone else has done so much more than what just happened, and you dont stop to think about it, idiots these days, omg.
Hmong Mong Who? - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Very tasteless. Meaning is obscure. Seems like a random pick for targeting another minority group in the aftermath of a tragic event.
You Dont need to Know >.< - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
It's not nice at all to write such horrible song about a race. You should be ASHAMED!!! If you wish to write songs that are funny you still have a lot more to learn. DO NOT submit such stupid song with stupid meaning, and stupid reason because you read about such thing on the news. It's not like hmong is the only one who can kill. Your race are even worse than hmong AND YOU KNOW IT. YOUR STUPID SONG HERE IS HORRIBLE AND IF YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY YOU MUST NOT HAVE ANYTHING IN YOUR BRAIN. YOUR BRAIN MUST HAVE BEEN THE SIZE OF A RICE! IT'S A SHAME THAT YOU ARE EVEN BORN!!! THE PERSON WHO SUBMIT THIS ARE THOSE THAT ARE CALLED THINKLESS. HMONG PEOPLE DESERVE SOME REPECT LIKE ANY OTHERS. AND IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY...YOU HAVE ARE MISTAKEN!!!!
[ medicine:man ] - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, I found it distasteful. People like making fun of the Hmong people. They let one person's action tarnish the reputation of a single race. Tell me...what ancestry are you? German? Gee, what did your German ancestors do? Let's see, they were involved with the Nazis aka NAZI GERMANY. They were responsible for the Holocaust. Gee, that means all GERMANS are MURDERERS! WE should anyone with GERMAN descent down! Gee, in Mankato, MN, 40 Native Americans were hung, because their lands were wrongly taken and they had no food. Hung by whom? Oh wait, are you IRISH? Gee, all I ever hear about the IRISH is that the CATHOLICS and the PROTESTANTS bomb the hell out of each other. They have more car bombers than they do in the middle east. There are your real terrorists and they aren't extremist Muslims. That's right, you have your own sins. You try to talk big and make fun of a race but hey it's all good. You'll get yours. As a matter of fact, we have a unique culture and can celebrate it. However, I feel pity for you since you can't trace your ancestry far back enough, and you really don't have anything cultural to celebrate. Yeah, you'll probably tell my people to go back to our country, but we'll leave when you leave.
... - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
you need to be taken to the woods and shot...
Ellipsis - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I did not write that comment. Furthermore, it doesn't even sound like something I would ever say.
unknown - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
childish and immature y'all
Miss Smith - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is a great evidence for Mr. Vang's trial to prove how disrespectful and racist y'all can be and that those men got what they asked for. I am White, and it is shameful to see idiots like you writing such horrible songs about other race... for sure you aren't all white... and lmedicine:man is right...
bitterness - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
i agree with medicine man, everyone has a history or a past. yes mr vang did kill those guys, but hey they had it comming. you think hmongs are the only murderers?...do you ever read the freaken news?...do you even have a tv? or a radio? if your death and blind maybe i should tell you what i hear. i hear about white on white, black on black, black on white, white on black, asian on asian, and ect. get the point? just becuase of one accident doesn't not mean some one could judge already. people are different, one from another. where ever you are from you need to get out in the real world and see OTHER people for yourself. ur a cyco for writing such crap. just because your white, don't think ur special. you writing this crap just made urself look that much dumber. anyone who finds this "thing" you wrote funny is as dumb as you. if you were fired at, what would you do? i know white people and the least they would do is physical harm to the attacker. sometimes people don't stop and think, and mistakes happen. i agree what mr vang was wrong but it was not him to blame for the accident. i feel sorry for the families of the dead guys but it was them who started all this reckoning. last but not least, if you want to think bad of one culture, everyone is equal, you thinking negative means you are just as bad as your thoughts. if you don't stop to think, you are a killer yourself.
freedom - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
what i think off this ish all of ya'll are so childless dont you tihnk that it is wrong to try to make somthing funny about this. wat is wrong with you people. i dont knoe wat happen that day but i do knoe that it was might to happend like that all things happen for a reason ok. and we cant go on bleming the whites or the hmong just cause it is say on the news.... it is so wrong of you people to be juding others SHAME ON YA'LL.....
some chick - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
i don't like this at all...srry......NOT COOL DUDE
SamBlob - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Is it racist? Yes. Is it tactless? Yes. Is it a horrible generalization of a group of people based on one individual among them? Yes. Is it funny? ... erm, yes... ^^;
averagehmongdude - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
we hmong people should just shrug this of your shoulder. all u diong is setting hmong people as a victim of racism but u all should know that blaming and labeling is wrong. if your mad about something change it, we should know better than that, now f*** off people its a song, just thank wierd al and his music too wahahahhahahhahahahahhaha.
Brother - August 02, 2008 - Report this comment
You dont know how many of our hmong brothers die for your people in the secrete war 6 is a small price to pay...
JUSt ME - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
This IS NOT COOLS At All.. NOt oNE BIT....
QuEeN_m33H - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Dang! what a dumb ass white boy.. don't be hating on one race because one of our people kill someof your white people..! SO.. let me see if one of your people killed other races then that mean it's okay? if another race kill your white people then that means you should be so rude and stupid about it.. You don't even know what us Hmong people did for your f***ing Country.. You really need to rethink what you put down on the stupid website!!!
HaTeR - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
What are you saying that hmong are all cold blooded killers? i don't understand why you even wrote that up there it's not like mr.vang did it because he wanted to he did it because he was scared.. ya realy need to stop hatin on us hmong peepos..
unknown - April 11, 2011 - Report this comment
seems like the author of this just gpot BURN big TIME!!! be ashamed of urself...

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