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Song Parodies -> "Kentucky Wolfmen"

Original Song Title:

"Kentucky Woman"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Kentucky Wolfmen"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Kentucky wolfman
Has tines for canines and he bites.
He’s looking for lunch;
It ain’t day, got a pong. . .
Nasal blight.
It’s McConnell. . .was Mitch McConnell.

Kentucky Wolfman,
He’s gonna de-throat you.
A howling drone. . .chew,
Kentucky wolfman.

Ain’t one of a kind
Of dreaded vermin; another name
Comes right into mind.
When you think of night time and of wolfbane
It’s Rand Paul, see
Well, diurnally.

Kentucky wolfman,
He’s gonna de-throat you,
A howling drone. . .chew,
Kentucky wolfman.

They want your blood;
A good-gorge urge they get tout de suite.
Like a soft spud
Your flesh will be. . .then lifeless. . .
Eat you up,
Ain’t no doubt—
They’re stalkin’ about—

Kentucky wolfmen,
They’re gonna dethroat you.
After you vote. . .rue.
Kentucky wolfmen.

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Old Man Ribber - October 18, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Being from Kentucky and a Republican, I take (MOCK) offense at this. One is a polecat and the other is a weasel...which is which I'm not sure! ;D

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