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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Hair-o-mine"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Caroline"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Sweet Hair-o-mine"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Chucky, if you catch this, please post this version. not the "Hair-o-line" one. I know it's a stupid detail, but I make enough typos as it is.
When it began
That loss of hair was showin'
Back then it used to grow in strong
Down in my face
A trace of forehead glowin'
Who'd have believed that it's now gone?
Bald, very bald
Gleaming out
Bald to see
Ball of cue
Sweet hair-o-mine
Skinheads never seemed so big
I've been inclined
To go out and buy a wig
And now I
Look at the bright
And it don't seem so bonely
I went and bought a good toupee
And when they laugh
Glue running down my shoulders
Guess it's because I'm eighty-two
Brown, very brown
Hair to see
Hair to view
Sweet hair-o-mine
Like a mop set on a pig
I was inclined
To go out and buy a wig
Oh, ho, ho
Sweet hair-o-mine
Like a bird's nest on a twig
I should be fined
Cause I go out in this wig
That loss of hair was showin'
Back then it used to grow in strong
Down in my face
A trace of forehead glowin'
Who'd have believed that it's now gone?
Bald, very bald
Gleaming out
Bald to see
Ball of cue
Sweet hair-o-mine
Skinheads never seemed so big
I've been inclined
To go out and buy a wig
And now I
Look at the bright
And it don't seem so bonely
I went and bought a good toupee
And when they laugh
Glue running down my shoulders
Guess it's because I'm eighty-two
Brown, very brown
Hair to see
Hair to view
Sweet hair-o-mine
Like a mop set on a pig
I was inclined
To go out and buy a wig
Oh, ho, ho
Sweet hair-o-mine
Like a bird's nest on a twig
I should be fined
Cause I go out in this wig
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Excellent-pacing Excellent-funny Excellent-overall
Very funny overall...but "Glue running down my shoulders" provided an LOL mental image...=) Nice work.
Not a true story, is it, Rick? Mane on your dome looked real to me...5's ~ ~ ~
"mop set on a pig" is LOL FUNNY! Excellent ! 555
Like Arwen, I too
Loved, LOVED the glue!
Well done, Rick....555
Loved, LOVED the glue!
Well done, Rick....555
Really funny, Rick. 5's
"Glue running down my shoulders" lol.
I can't relate, but love the song!
it is soooooo funny! lol lol!!! i loved it alot!!!!!
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