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Song Parodies -> "Buy Ham, I Said (there's A 3rd Mad Cow)"

Original Song Title:

"I Am I Said"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Buy Ham, I Said (there's A 3rd Mad Cow)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

food is fine, I eat mine, most the time,
and the feelin is laid back,
mustard flows, the carbs are low
and you know I keep thinkin about.
"payback"

well I'm on a beef farm born and raised,
but these days, I'm not too sure,
steak is fine, but here and now,
don't wanna end up with mad cow,
that's sore..

buy ham, I said,
to people there,
but no one hears at all,
they just look and stare..
buy ham, I cry,
buy ham, or die,
it's half the cost,
and you will not spaz,
you'll be allright

did you ever read about a cow
who dreamed of bein a roast, .. and then became one?
well when you add in the baste, and a few other things,
except for the taste, a ham can be one..

when you got an emptiness deep inside,
have it fried, with some eggs, then have more
and I'm not a man who likes his chow
heavily infected with mad cow, for sure..

buy ham, I said,
to people there,
but no one hears at all,
they just look and stare..
buy ham, I cry,
buy ham, or die,
it's half the cost,
and you will not spaz,
you'll be all right..


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Bob Gomez, frying some steak - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Good song, Malc--nobody does mad cow like you do! I'm not sure what the "payback" refers to?--d;:^)
malcolm higgins - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
the "payback" is the mad cow you get from eating meat, protien and fat, and eliminating all carbs. until insulin treats mad cow as manageable, I'll risj diabetes instead. pass the twinkies.
Michael Pacholek - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Could mad cow be what Edmund Fitzgerald (in your reckoning, anyway) was hospitalized for? "By all rights he should be a dead man..."

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