Song Parodies ->Authors -> Malcolm Higgins
Hello and thanks for wondering about me. I am a Canadian, British born, and living and working in Toronto as a college instructor and member of the Law Society, Legal service provider. Father of four kids, all over 18 now, and divorced and remarried to the Beautiful Ellie, I have a very happy life. I have written many "leaning over the line" parodies with much ahem.. sensual content, but Chuck has allowed me freedom here to post almost at will, as long as it is ok to be sung to my kids if they were 12.. THANK YOU CHUCK!
A young Christian and devoted lover of God, my parodies will be less judgemental, and more fun oriented in the future. I love to play words and use rhymer.com endlessly for song line endings. I hope you all enjoy your read of my stuff, and I will read more of the other posters as I write and contribute again in the future. Always write and post. Bad songs in your mind can be treasures in the site, and they are always welcome and will encourage your creative side.
My fav inspirations here are Guy Dirito, and Michael Pacholek for their undying support and interaction both suppoortive and critical. The late Royce Miller,( My Amiright Queen) is greatly missed, but The lovely Arwen, Merry and Susanna prove that the female side can also split us apart with laughter.
I hope to be here for many years to come, and wish you all the best. Cheers and thanks for looking. Malcolm.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blowin Up Their Country | Goin Up The Country | Canned Heat | 2.9 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 590 | |
| The Cutter | The Letter | Joe Cocker | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 293 | |
| Ta-li-ban | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 434 | |
| This One's For Al-queda | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynrd Skynrd | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 371 | |
| From Tong No More | The Night Before | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 428 | |
| After They Fold Us | After The Goldrush | Neil Young | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 237 | |
| In A Field | Centrefield | John Fogerty | 3.2 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 243 | |
| I'm A Hoser | I'm A Loser | Beatles | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 311 | |
| Silly Willy | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2587 | |
| Just Take A Pill | Just Like A Pill | Pink | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.4 | 414 | |
| Bomb Iraq | Barbaraann | Beach Boys | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 345 | |
| Georgy Bush The Next | Henry The Eighth | Hermans Hermits | 1.5 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 279 | |
| After The Bombing | After The Lovin' | Engelbert Humperdinck | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 252 | |
| He's A Weiner | She's A Lady | Tom Jones | 4.1 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 301 | |
| All I Need Are The Chemicals | All I Need Is A Miracle | Mike And The Mechanics | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 301 | |
| Boys With Hummers | Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | 4.3 | 3.5 | 3.9 | 244 | |
| An Ass Named Hussein | A Horse With No Nane | America | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 316 | |
| Saddam's On The Run | Band On The Run | Paul Mccartney | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 233 | |
| Saturday In Iraq | Saturday In The Park | Chicago | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 305 | |
| Knee Socks | Squeeze Box | The Who | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 360 | |
| These Guys | These Eyes | The Guess Who | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 254 | |
| Rogaine | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 524 | |
| Saddam Hussein | Sultans Of Swing | Dire Straits | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 342 | |
| Whump! | Hump | Van Halen | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.0 | 261 | |
| Funny French | Funny Face | Donna Fargo | 2.8 | 2.6 | 2.8 | 1545 | |
| Itchin Inside | Hitchin A Ride | Vanity Fair | 3.2 | 2.6 | 2.9 | 267 | |
| Drained Wops Keep Fallin On My Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head | BJ Thomas | 2.6 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 585 | |
| Stuck In The Derert With You | Stuck In The Middle With You | Stealers Wheel | 3.0 | 2.9 | 2.8 | 256 | |
| The Night That The Lights Went Out In Basra | The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia | Vicki Lawrence | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 269 | |
| Very Good Munitions | Very Superstitious | Stevie Wonder | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 229 | |
| We're All Americans, Man! | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 241 | |
| Sendin' All The Jets | Benny And The Jets | Elton John | 2.9 | 2.2 | 2.4 | 347 | |
| Saddam | Mother | Pink Floyd | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 240 | |
| A Bone Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert And Sullivan | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 327 | |
| Being For The Benefit Of The Shi'ites | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 2.3 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 239 | |
| Blue Helmets | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 239 | |
| Can't Seem To Hit Delete | Dancin In The Street | Martha Reeves | 4.4 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 255 | |
| I Wanna Bomb Saddam | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 3.8 | 2.8 | 3.3 | 273 | |
| I'm Dating A Cow | I'm Telling You Now | Freddie And The Dreamers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 275 | |
| Hummers In The City | Summer In The City | Lovin Spoonful | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 276 | |
| The Leader Of Iraq | The Leader Of The Pack | The Shangri Las | 3.7 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 398 | |
| We're Together Now | All Together Now | The Beatles | 3.3 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 248 | |
| It's Not Bacterial | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 2.8 | 2.5 | 2.8 | 286 | |
| There's A Kinder Rush | There's A Kind Of Hush | Gerry And The Pacemakers | 3.0 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 294 | |
| Hoagy Sandwich | Body Language | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 291 | |
| Heave | Breathe | Faith Hill | 2.6 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 246 | |
| Keep On Moppin In The Free World | Keep On Rockin In The Free World | Neil Young | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 238 | |
| Itsy Bitsy Awed And Shocky Smelly Little Dark Iraqi | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 249 | |
| Me And You And A Frog Named Lou | Me And You And A Dog Named Boo | Lobo | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 330 | |
| Shock Iraq, Around The Clock | Rock Around The Clock | Bill Haley | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 280 | |
| That Oldies' Lotion | The Loco Motion | Little Eva | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 380 | |
| I Wanna Own Your Land | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.7 | 241 | |
| She Rubs You | She Loves You | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 259 | |
| Bulimian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 635 | |
| Hermaphrodite Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 357 | |
| Iraq | Get Back | The Beatles | 3.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 265 | |
| Bring 'em Home For Christmas | Drivin Home For Christmas | Chris Rea | 2.5 | 2.2 | 2.5 | 259 | |
| Tomahawks | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 3.2 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 254 | |
| You've Got To Hide Saddam Away | You've Got To Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 4.2 | 3.4 | 3.9 | 220 | |
| Big Bombs | Big Balls | AC/DC | 3.7 | 4.1 | 3.9 | 351 | |
| Bohemian Fantasy | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 2.9 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 370 | |
| Tomahawks Keep Fallin By My Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head | Bj Thomas | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 247 | |
| Addicted To Grub | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 255 | |
| I Am Spock | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | 3.8 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 258 | |
| If I Was Phil Alexander | If I Had A Million Dollars | Barenaked Ladies | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 230 | |
| Phoney Baloney | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 347 | |
| That's A Moray | Thats Amore | Dean Martin | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 11155 | |
| Blistered And Peeling | Hooked On A Feeling | B.J. Thomas | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 293 | |
| Am I Right | Up All Night | Boomtown Rats | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 313 | |
| Man, I Need To Go Right Now | No One Needs To Know Right Now | Shania Twain | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 262 | |
| You Might Stink | You Might Think | The Cars | 3.2 | 2.3 | 2.5 | 298 | |
| All Because Of You..my Genes | All I Have To Do Is Dream | Everley Brothers | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 321 | |
| Mrs Brown Please Wipe That Ugly Snotter | Mrs Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Hermans Hermits | 3.0 | 2.7 | 2.8 | 241 | |
| Scuds Are My Rockets | Drugs In My Pocket | The Monks | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 266 | |
| My Separation | My Generation | The Who | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.6 | 278 | |
| Love Doll | Rag Doll | Aerosmith | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 348 | |
| Breaking Wind Is Hard On You | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do | Neil Sedaka | 2.9 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 278 | |
| My Rug | My Love | Paul Mccartney | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 223 | |
| A Boogie Lined My Glove | A Groovy Kind Of Love | Phil Collins | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 270 | |
| Bad Thongs | Sad Songs | Elton John | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 289 | |
| Cat Who Chewed Your New Shoes | Chattanooga Choo Choo | Hank Snow | 3.8 | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3946 | |
| It Tasted Funny | A Taste Of Honey | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 254 | |
| Eight Lays A Week | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 295 | |
| If I Smell | If I Fell | The Beatles | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1.4 | 250 | |
| Bony | Lonely | Bobby Vinton | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 274 | |
| Lingerie | One Fine Day | The Chiffons | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 294 | |
| U.P.S. | Sos | Abba | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 333 | |
| You're Way Too Fat | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 254 | |
| All We Need Is Rush | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 270 | |
| The Tragic Bust | The Magic Bus | The Who | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 260 | |
| Knockin On Saddam's Door | Knockin On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 258 | |
| Zeroes | Heroes | The Wallflowers | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 269 | |
| Pour Me Genessee | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 293 | |
| Drivel Of Saddam Hussein | Rhythm Of The Falling Rain | Cascades | 4.1 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 259 | |
| Pedophile | Stay Awhile | The Bells | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| You're Wrong | Your Song | Elton John | 2.9 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 262 | |
| Perjury Blues | Mercury Blues | David Lyndley | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 231 | |
| You Can't Hurry | You Can't Hurry Love | Phil Collins Version | 4.3 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 235 | |
| Loony Toony, Not Agreein' Little Midget North Korean | Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Bryan Hyland | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 328 | |
| A White Sport Ute | A White Sport Coat | Marty Robbins | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 250 | |
| Al Basrah | El Paso | Marty Robbins | 3.7 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| Ebola | Lola | Kinks | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 556 | |
| No Boogers Tonight | No Sugar Tonight | The Guess Who | 2.5 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 226 | |
| Just Misinformation | Just My Imaginations | The Temptations | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 233 | |
| Those Tragic Morons | This Magic Moment | Jay And The Americans | 3.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 261 | |
| S.T.G | A.B.C. | The Jackson 5 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 270 | |
| All My Exes Drive A Lexus | All My Exes Live In Texas | George Strait | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 1133 | |
| Lefties Out | Check It Out | Mellencamp | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 256 | |
| Florios | Gloria | Laura Branigan | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 249 | |
| I'm On The Right | I'm All Right | Kenny Loggins | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 400 | |
| Iraqi Surrender | Never Surrender | Corey Hart | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 262 | |
| All My Lootin | All My Lovin | The Beatles | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 253 | |
| Braggin' Is Fine | Draggin' The Line | Tommy James And The Shondells | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 212 | |
| Kind Of A Nag | Kind Of A Nag | The Buckinghams | 3.6 | 3.1 | 3.3 | 232 | |
| Some Leather | The Letter | The Boxtops | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 235 | |
| Where Did The Scuds Go? | Where Did Our Love Go? | The Supremes | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 206 | |
| Left Has Lied To Us Before | 25 Or 6 To 4 | Chicago | 4.3 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 378 | |
| Her Brother's Gay | Another Day | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 227 | |
| Moisture Farm | Juniors Farm | Paul Mccartney | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 230 | |
| Silly Rug Songs | Silly Love Songs | Paul Mccartney | 4.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 215 | |
| Booger Booger | Sugar Sugar | The Archies | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 284 | |
| Where Are The Scuds? | Where Is The Love | Roberta Flack | 3.3 | 4.0 | 3.7 | 204 | |
| You're Insane | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 273 | |
| Fat As You | Fast As You | Dwight Yoakam | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 310 | |
| Ak-47's Lovely, My Kalishnikov | You Don't Have To Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 248 | |
| Bake Me A Buttertart | Build Me A Buttercup | The Foundations | 4.2 | 3.7 | 4.1 | 717 | |
| I Can Pee Clearly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 299 | |
| I'm Heavily Sedated | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 258 | |
| My Concubine | Cloud Number Nine | Bryan Adams | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 235 | |
| Rid Me Of This Despot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 238 | |
| Sendin Out For A Hero | Holdin Out For A Hero | Bonnie Tyler | 3.4 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 278 | |
| Midnight Crossdressings | Midnight Confessions | The Grass Roots | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 389 | |
| Marital Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 308 | |
| Gorgonzola | Lola | The Kinks | 3.2 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 312 | |
| Won't Get Ruled Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 277 | |
| Young Boys | Rough Boys | Pete Townshend | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 622 | |
| Hair Beneath My Arms | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 265 | |
| Cujo | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.0 | 244 | |
| Ali Could Fight | Hollywood Nights | Bob Seger | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 261 | |
| Teenage Vasectomy | Teenage Lobotomy | The Ramones | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 241 | |
| Mars | Cars | Gary Numan | 3.1 | 2.4 | 3.0 | 253 | |
| Headache Tonight | Heartache Tonight | The Eagles | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 346 | |
| It's Just Kind Of Tragic | Its A Kind Of Magic | Queen | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 303 | |
| I Got Another Drink Comin' | You Got Another Think Comin' | Judas Priest | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 233 | |
| Next | Blessed | Elton John | 2.0 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 224 | |
| Charge It Girl | Barbie Girl | Aqua | 4.3 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 338 | |
| I Wanna Be Your Mother | I Wanna Be Your Lover | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 222 | |
| Wax Man | Taxman | The Beatles | 3.6 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 225 | |
| A Better Place To Pee | A Beter Place To Be | Harry Chapin | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 231 | |
| Arrested For Driving While Black | Arrested For Driving While Blind | ZZ Top | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 317 | |
| Wife's Been Good | Life's Been Good | Joe Walsh | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.8 | 292 | |
| Share The Can | Share The Land | The Guess Who | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 194 | |
| The Vote Out | The Load Out | Jackson Browne | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 205 | |
| 867-d-i-e-t | 867-5309 | Tommy Tutone | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 373 | |
| Don't Break A Fart | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 400 | |
| Right All Right | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| I'll Just Buy Lucky Charms Tonight | I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight | Cutting Crew | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 296 | |
| I've Seen This Rug Before | I've Been In Love Before | Cutting Crew | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Burger, Chicken, Rings, Shake And Fries | Ordinary Average Guy | Joe Walsh | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 263 | |
| Somebody's Crazy | Somebody's Baby | Jackson Browne | 3.5 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 222 | |
| Undercut | Thunderstruck | AC/DC | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 299 | |
| Pandering | Wonderin' | Neil Young | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 199 | |
| Low Fat Muffins | All My Lovin | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 303 | |
| Baby You Can't Hide That SARS | Baby You Can Drive My Car | The Beatles | 4.1 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 249 | |
| He's Black | Get Back | The Beatles | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 227 | |
| I'm Testing That New Lotion | I Second That Emotion | Smokey Robinson | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 289 | |
| Drivin While Black | Jumpin Jack Flash | Rolling Stones | 3.4 | 2.8 | 2.9 | 211 | |
| Pretty Lazy | Pretty Lady | Trooper | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 312 | |
| You Make Me Feel Like An Actual Woman | You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman | Arethra Franklin | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 298 | |
| Bobblehead Toads | Copperhead Road | Steven Earle | 2.7 | 3.0 | 2.7 | 249 | |
| Streetsweeper | Heatseeker | AC/DC | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 270 | |
| I Love Rocky Road | I Love Rock And Roll | Joan Jett | 3.5 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 285 | |
| On My Throne | On My Own | Patti Labelle And Michael MacDonald | 2.7 | 2.4 | 2.6 | 310 | |
| Need An Organ Donor For This Weekend | Everybody's Workin For The Weekend | Loverboy | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 267 | |
| Flatulent Son | Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 254 | |
| Le Squeak | Le Freak | Chic | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 336 | |
| In Stilettos | In The Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 4.1 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 328 | |
| Africans Die | American Pie | Don Mclean | 4.1 | 2.9 | 4.0 | 295 | |
| Dames People Lay | Games People Play | The Spinners | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 310 | |
| I Feel So Wheezy | It Don't Come Easy | Ringo Starr | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 224 | |
| They Changed The Words To My Song Ma | Look What They Done To My Song Ma | Melanie | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 282 | |
| Earthworm Jim | My Girl Bill | Jim Stafford | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 349 | |
| The Right Tonight | This Flight Tonight | Nazareth | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 237 | |
| Snot's Runnin | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 233 | |
| At I.H.O.P | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 226 | |
| At The Gap | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 240 | |
| At The Top | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 236 | |
| Do The Crop | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 212 | |
| Malky Stop | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 215 | |
| Through The Stop | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 216 | |
| Bought A Hoochie | Chattahoochie | Allan Jackson | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 317 | |
| You Above Me | Do You Love Me? | Dave Clark Five | 3.3 | 2.7 | 2.8 | 285 | |
| Grandpa Got Won Over By A Strange Queer | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 290 | |
| On Top Of Souvlaki | On Top Of Old Smoky | Public Domain | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 251 | |
| Dry Your Eyes | Lyin Eyes | The Eagles | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 253 | |
| A Goofy Kind Of Rug | A Groovy Kind Of Love | Phil Collins | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 304 | |
| Aaliyah | Ah Leah | Donnie Iris | 3.2 | 2.7 | 2.9 | 1524 | |
| Hot Dog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 3.2 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 338 | |
| Take A Walk On The Left Side | Take A Walk On The Wild Side | Lou Reed | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 906 | |
| Always A Klingon For Me | Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 268 | |
| Litigious Times | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 215 | |
| The Strongest Wine | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 3.4 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 254 | |
| Ranting In The Park | Dancing In The Dark | Springsteen | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 243 | |
| Smokin' | Strokin | Clarence Carter | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 422 | |
| Honeybun | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 259 | |
| Rave Nude | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 317 | |
| Prostitution | Revolution | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 413 | |
| I Think Logically | I Want To Break Free | Queen | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 303 | |
| Mend Me, Shapely | Bend Me Shape Me | American Breed | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 242 | |
| And When I'm High | And When I Die | Blood Sweat And Tears | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 235 | |
| More Than I Can Pay | More That I Can Say | Leo Sayer | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 275 | |
| Peelin There For Years | Reelin In The Years | Steely Dan | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 220 | |
| Sleaze Talk | Squeeze Box | The Who | 3.7 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 298 | |
| The Town's Compliance | The Sounds Of Silence | Simon And Garfinkel | 3.5 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 236 | |
| I've Tasted Ringolos | I'm Just A Gigolo | Not David Lee Roth | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 232 | |
| Slashin' The Missus | Passionate Kisses | Mary Chapin Carpenter | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 252 | |
| All You Need Is Drugs | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 604 | |
| Drugged He Ran | Barbara Ann | Le Garcons De La Plaige | 3.3 | 3.5 | 3.2 | 228 | |
| Royce Miller | Brown Sugar | The Rolling Stones | 4.1 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 193 | |
| Hey McCloud! Get Offa My Yew | Hey You, Get Offa My Cloud | The Rolling Stones | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 594 | |
| Got A Flat Tire | Mull Of Kintyre | Paul McCartney | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 277 | |
| Trudy, Don't Take My Rug To Town | Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town | Kenny Rogers | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 258 | |
| Is That Drugs? | Is That Love | Squeeze | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 235 | |
| A Test Tickle | The Miracle | Queen | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 296 | |
| Learnin' To Drive | Learnin' To Fly | Tom Petty | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 255 | |
| A Few Of My Favourite Drinks | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 409 | |
| Help Me Make It Good And Tight | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Freddy Fender | 2.0 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 345 | |
| I'd Like To Teach The World To Drink | I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing | Traditional | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 229 | |
| You've Gotta Booze That Girl | You're Gonna Lose That Girl | The Beatles | 3.6 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 217 | |
| Seems Like A Woman To Me | Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 351 | |
| Pass The Gravy | In The Navy | Village People | 3.9 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 335 | |
| Slayin The Wife | Stayin Alive | The Beegees | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 257 | |
| We Hate Gravity | We Are Family | Sister Sledge | 2.6 | 2.9 | 2.8 | 283 | |
| Boogie Wipes | Boogie Nights | Heatwave | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 447 | |
| (George has) | Cold As Ice | Foreigner | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.4 | 370 | |
| I'm Eatin Curry (and Don't Know Why) | I'm In A Hurry (and Don't Know Why) | Alabama | 4.4 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 328 | |
| Baby, Can I Graze By You? | Amazed | Lonestar | 4.1 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 270 | |
| Being To The Benefit Of Mr Pete | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 250 | |
| I Really Need A Tan | I Wanna Be Your Man | The Beatles | 3.8 | 2.4 | 2.6 | 210 | |
| I'm A Hoser | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 269 | |
| I'm A User | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 218 | |
| Please Freeze Me | Please Please Me | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 232 | |
| They Love Me | She Loves You | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 211 | |
| Was He White Before? | The Night Before | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 225 | |
| Tainted Blood | Tainted Love | Soft Cell | 4.2 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 490 | |
| The Charms Of Merry | The Arms Of Mary | Ian and George Sutherland | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 227 | |
| Two Guys | Blue Eyes | Elton John | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 237 | |
| You'll Succumb To Me | You'll Acompany Me | Bob Seger | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 241 | |
| Dressed | Blessed | Elton John | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 224 | |
| Teutonic | Ironic | Alanis Morrissette | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.2 | 261 | |
| Dar's Leaving Home | She's Leaving Home | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 237 | |
| I Will Write No More | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 283 | |
| That's A Baboon On The Right | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 251 | |
| Pip's A Man | Guitarzan | Ray Stevens | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 319 | |
| Got My Sights On Two More | Lookin Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 225 | |
| These Two Are Strange | People Are Strange | The Doors | 3.9 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 257 | |
| Billy's Shrub Songs | Silly Love Songs | Paul Mccartney | 4.3 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 237 | |
| Fully Woolly | Wooly Bully | Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs | 3.9 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 279 | |
| No More | You're The Biggest Part Of Me | Ambrosia | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 242 | |
| Their Repeats Have No Shame | Where The Streets Have No Name | U2 | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 275 | |
| Amputated | Complicated | Carolyn Dawn Johnson | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 251 | |
| Because You're Both Guys | Because I Got High | Afroman | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.7 | 279 | |
| Six Foot Two | Five Foot Two | Ray Henderson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 600 | |
| Refugee | Refugee | Tom Petty | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 223 | |
| Lebiew Scuffle | Lido Shuffle | Boz Scaggs | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 241 | |
| Anteater | Maneater | Hall And Oates | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 853 | |
| Totally Blitzed From The Start | Total Eclipse Of The Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 271 | |
| Do You Really Want To Burp Me | Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? | Boy George | 3.7 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 316 | |
| Dumber | Longer | Dan Fogelberg | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 291 | |
| Merry's Player | Mary's Prayer | Danny Wilson | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 305 | |
| I Can Tell Them Apart | Never Tear Us Apart | INXS | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 285 | |
| Oh Merry | Oh Sherie | Steven Perry | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 293 | |
| Exlax | Relax | Frankie Goes To Hollywood | 2.8 | 2.7 | 3.1 | 302 | |
| Where The Sheiks Have No Name | Where The Streets Have No Name | U2 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 264 | |
| Oh, She's A She Now? | Who Can It Be Now? | Men At Work | 3.2 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 237 | |
| She's Like A Sea Cow | Who Can It Be Now? | Men At Work | 4.0 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 217 | |
| Mumblin | Wonderin' | Neil Young | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 205 | |
| I Bought It | You Got It | Roy Orbison | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 234 | |
| Cannonballs | Cannibals | Mark Knopfler | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 287 | |
| Merry's Lil' Lark | Cherry Hill Park | Billy Joe Royal | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 262 | |
| Don't Be Fooled | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 378 | |
| Peregrin, I Know You're One | Carry On My Wayward Son | Kansas | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 273 | |
| Peregrin Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 218 | |
| Peregrin | Cinnamon | Derek | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 292 | |
| Frizzy | Dizzy | Tommy Roe | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 279 | |
| Pips And Mer, Goodbye | Kiss And Say Goodbye | The Manhattans | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.3 | 255 | |
| Share Amiright Together | Sharing The Night Together | Dr Hook | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 280 | |
| Is She Deceiving Me? | She Believes In Me | Kenny Rogers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 237 | |
| I've Got It Right | We've Got Tonight | Kenny Rogers | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 250 | |
| (Is Peregrin A Man) Down Under? | Down Under | Men At Work | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 254 | |
| Nefarious | Aquarius | From Hair | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 230 | |
| Comb It Over | Think It Over | Buddy Holly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| Correction | Objection | Shakira | 3.2 | 3.9 | 3.6 | 249 | |
| Good Vibrators | Good Vibrations | Le Garcons De La Plaige (the Beach Boys En Francais) | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 301 | |
| In The End, They Were Girls | It's The End Of The World | Skeeter Davis | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.3 | 295 | |
| Al Queda Cell | Mission Bell | Donnie Brooks | 4.3 | 3.3 | 4.0 | 309 | |
| Have You Ever Been Fellows? | Have You Never Been Mellow? | Olivia Newton John | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 241 | |
| For Those Devout To Spock | For Those About To Rock | AC/DC | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 288 | |
| Mer | Hair | From | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 293 | |
| Oh Royce Miller | Oh Suzanna | James Taylor Version | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 349 | |
| Just A Chance With You (ode To Royce Miller) | (I'm Happy Just) To Dance With You | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 198 | |
| The Continuing Story Of Florio, Bill | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 200 | |
| After The Throbbin | After The Lovin | Engelbert Humperdink | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 281 | |
| Mal The Flasher | Albert Flasher | The Guess Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 219 | |
| Mer Is A Woman | American Woman | Guess Who | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 239 | |
| I Can't Smell You, Why? | I Can't Tell You Why | The Eagles | 1.2 | 1.5 | 1.2 | 245 | |
| I'll Never Drink That Much Again | I'll Never Love This Way Again | Dionne Warwick | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 229 | |
| Peregrin and Merry | Rainy Days And Mondays | The Carpenters | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 237 | |
| Under Her Tonight | Wonderful Tonight | Eric Clapron | 2.9 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 285 | |
| Of Mer I Can Dream | American Dream | Csny | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 285 | |
| Still Colonoscopy | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 657 | |
| Big Fat Bong | Big Bad John | James Dean | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 282 | |
| Whipped Cream Baby | Dream Baby | Roy Orbison | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 257 | |
| Would They Combine? | Good Day Sunshine | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 221 | |
| Mailhouse Talk | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 236 | |||
| Mer and Pip | Theme From Gilligans Island | Theme Song | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 308 | |
| Rivalry | Valerie | The Monkees | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 371 | |
| For A Camel, Walk A Mile | Come On Baby Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 344 | |
| Don't Sue Me For That | Don't Do Me Like That | Tom Petty | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Is A Threesome Better? | Happy Together | The Turtles | 3.5 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 310 | |
| If I Were A Democrat | If I Were A Carpenter | Johnny Cash | No Votes | 262 | |||
| Miller, Queen | Killer Queen | Queen | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 276 | |
| Peregrin | Let Em In | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Walking My Baboon | Walking On The Moon | The Police | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 217 | |
| Echinacea | Infatuation | Rod Stewart | No Votes | 226 | |||
| They're My Calvin Kleins | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 233 | |
| New Quaaludes | Blue Suede Shoes | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 235 | |||
| John Deere, Be Good | Johnny B. Goode | Chuck Berry | No Votes | 501 | |||
| The Girl With Bad Eczema | The Girl From Ipanema | Frank Sinatra | 3.0 | 1.0 | 3.0 | 238 | |
| Bartender Girl | Calendar Girl | Neil Sedaka | No Votes | 294 | |||
| Tie Me Up | Start Me Up | Rolling Stones | No Votes | 218 | |||
| Tie Old Malky Down | Tie Your Mother Down | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 285 | |
| Merry Baby | Sherry Baby | The Four Seasons | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 304 | |
| My Fly | My Guy | Mary Wells | No Votes | 245 | |||
| Ari Fleisher | Albert Flasher | The Guess Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 230 | |
| Mad Cow Arising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 240 | |
| Last Call | Stand Tall | Burton Cummings | No Votes | 267 | |||
| They're Implants On Me | Take A Chance On Me | Abba | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 323 | |
| The Death Of The Westchester Herald | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | No Votes | 244 | |||
| Syrians | Innocence | Harlequin | No Votes | 221 | |||
| Syrians | Innocence | Harlequin | No Votes | 211 | |||
| It's Miss Miller Tonight | In The Still Of The Night | The Five Satins | No Votes | 241 | |||
| Roll Me Over ( In Mazola) | Think It Over | Buddy Holly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 246 | |
| Ham And Two Eggs | Death On Two Legs | Queen | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 305 | |
| Squashin Me Baby | Rockin Me Baby | Steve Miller | No Votes | 228 | |||
| Mad Cows | Sad Songs | Elton John | No Votes | 226 | |||
| Rundown | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| Corny People | Lonely People | America | No Votes | 244 | |||
| Mellow Fellow | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | No Votes | 308 | |||
| The Sex Change | The Anthem | Good Charlotte | No Votes | 241 | |||
| Stopped At The Border | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | No Votes | 236 | |||
| You Better Get Outta My Face | We Gotta Get Outta This Place | The Animals | 4.3 | 2.7 | 3.7 | 258 | |
| I Suffered A Stroke | I Started A Joke | The Bee Gees | No Votes | 336 | |||
| Cheese Or Gravy? | She's A Lady | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 287 | |
| We Must Parody | We Just Disagree | Dave Mason | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 288 | |
| Why We Need Depends | Why Can't We Be Friends? | War | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| Stall Me | Call Me | Blondie | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 315 | |
| Chicks With Muscles Look Like Hell | Pulling Mussels From The Shell | Squeeze | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 333 | |
| Women | Woman | John Lennon | No Votes | 215 | |||
| What's Become Of Our World? | What A Wonderful World | Louis Armstrong | 4.7 | 3.7 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| My Skirl | My Girl | The Temptations | No Votes | 220 | |||
| Wonderin Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 271 | |
| If You Deceive Me Now | If You Leave Me Now | Chicago | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| Drugs Will Keep Us Together | Love Will Keep Us Together | Captain And Tennille | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 802 | |
| Viagra | Amanda | Boston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 315 | |
| In Left Field | Centrefield | John Fogerty | No Votes | 244 | |||
| Don't Bring Me Cows | Don't Bring Me Down | Electric Light Orchestra | No Votes | 324 | |||
| Roachbusters | Ghostbusters | Ray Parker Junior | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| Florida | Gloria | Laura Branigan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 266 | |
| Farts | Hearts | Marty Balin | 3.3 | 3.7 | 2.7 | 411 | |
| Euchre | Luka | Suzanne Vega | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 389 | |
| Spamreader | Maneater | Hall And Oates | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 222 | |
| Chunky Thighs | Sexy Eyes | Dr Hook | No Votes | 323 | |||
| Bell Operator | Smooth Operator | Sade | No Votes | 298 | |||
| All I Wanna Do Is Eat Take Out Food | All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You | Heart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 316 | |
| If You're Chicks I'd Love To Do You Tonight | I'd Really Love To See You Tonight | England Dan And John Ford Coley | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 280 | |
| All In Fun | Still The One | Orleans | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 322 | |
| Fake It, To The Limit | Take It To The Limit | The Eagles | No Votes | 238 | |||
| Barndance | Moondance | Van Morrison | No Votes | 238 | |||
| Modem Love | Modern Love | David Bowie | No Votes | 230 | |||
| Musical | Beautiful | Christina Aguilera | No Votes | 237 | |||
| Tom's Goolies | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | No Votes | 203 | |||
| Royce | Boys | The Beatles | No Votes | 226 | |||
| I'll Be Fat | I'll Be Back | The Beatles | No Votes | 230 | |||
| I'm So Wired | I'm So Tired | The Beatles | No Votes | 214 | |||
| Pablum Child | Problem Child | AC/DC | No Votes | 281 | |||
| What I Like About Pooh | What I Like About You | The Romantics | No Votes | 219 | |||
| Condit | Donna | Richie Valens | No Votes | 215 | |||
| Gitch Up Inside | Hitchin A Ride | Vanity Faire | No Votes | 229 | |||
| Morocco | La Bamba | Richie Valens | No Votes | 368 | |||
| All My Cows | All Right Now | Free | No Votes | 304 | |||
| Roycie's Song | Danny's Song | Anne Murray | No Votes | 304 | |||
| No Mad Cow | Hold Me Now | Thompson Twins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 244 | |
| It's Menstruation | Infatuation | Rod Stewart | No Votes | 241 | |||
| I Entered The Gay Pride Open | Into The Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | No Votes | 222 | |||
| Shag Doll | Rag Doll | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 282 | |
| Got Mosquitos Every Night | Sausalito Summer Night | Deisel | No Votes | 282 | |||
| a Waste Of Money | A Taste Of Honey | The Beatles | No Votes | 309 | |||
| Along Comes Merry | Along Comes Mary | The Association | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| I Just Help Myself | I Can't Help Myself | The Four Tops | No Votes | 260 | |||
| I Speak Mandarin | My Green Tambourine | The Lemon Pipers | 3.3 | 3.0 | 2.7 | 257 | |
| Never My Royce | Never My Love | The Association | No Votes | 212 | |||
| I Said Who 'dat? | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | No Votes | 243 | |||
| Your Mother Should Go | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | No Votes | 253 | |||
| Before The Next Despot Falls | Before The Next Teardrop Falls | Freddy Fender | 1.0 | 2.0 | 1.0 | 315 | |
| Sildenafil | Cinnamon | Derek | No Votes | 299 | |||
| Frisco Sucks | Disco Duck | Rick Dees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 289 | |
| Don't Throw Up On Me Baby | Don't Give Up On Us Baby | David Soul | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 605 | |
| Your Motion | Emotion | Samantha Sang | No Votes | 264 | |||
| Can You Make It Good And Tight? | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Freddy Fender | No Votes | 275 | |||
| Can't Stand This Hosiery | Don't Stand So Close To Me | The Police | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 211 | |
| Leads To The Right | Into The Night | Benny Mardones | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 282 | |
| Fear Factor | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 234 | |
| (I Will Write) 500 Songs | (I Will Walk ) 500 Miles | The Proclaimers | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 622 | |
| Leather Pants, Lubricant, And A Mitten | Rose Petals, Incense And A Kitten | The Association | No Votes | 274 | |||
| When You're Only Homies | You're Only Lonely | JD Souther | 2.0 | 2.5 | 2.0 | 271 | |
| I'm A Little Bit Grosser | Come A Little Bit Closer | Jay And The Americans | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| Blow Yourself Up | Hold Your Head Up | Argent | 5.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 291 | |
| I Widen Thongs | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Breakfast | Midnight Blue | Melissa Manchester | No Votes | 265 | |||
| That's What Some Fans Said | That's What The Man Said | Paul McCartney | No Votes | 209 | |||
| Slime Passages | Time Passages | Al Stewart | No Votes | 218 | |||
| The Year I Was Fat | Year Of The Cat | Al Stewart | No Votes | 240 | |||
| Merry, I Need Your Lovin | Baby I Need Your Lovin | The Four Tops | No Votes | 236 | |||
| I Can't Help Feeling The Left Is Through | I Can't Help Falling In Love With You | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 251 | |||
| Martha, My Dear | Martha My Dear | The Beatles | No Votes | 281 | |||
| Martha's Silver Platter | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | The Beatles | No Votes | 279 | |||
| Insider Trading | After The Lovin | Engelbery Humperdink | No Votes | 221 | |||
| Billy Florio | Saturday Night | The Bay City Rollers | 1.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 242 | |
| Mix It Up | Lick It Up | Kiss | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 293 | |
| Singin La Karaoke | Livin La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | No Votes | 258 | |||
| I Need All Those Geraniums, Man | Magneto And Titanium Man | Paul McCartney | No Votes | 196 | |||
| West Nile And Sars | Venus And Mars | Paul Mccartney | No Votes | 204 | |||
| Flossed My Bum | Lost In Love | Air Supply | 3.5 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 226 | |
| Greedy Swine | 39 | Queen | No Votes | 340 | |||
| These Are The Ways Of Our Wives | These Are The Days Of Our Lives | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 280 | |
| Four Little Rules | Poor Little Fool | Ricky Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 236 | |
| Catsh In The Cradle ( Ash Shung By Sean Connery) | Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | No Votes | 287 | |||
| (I Love Your ) Bust The Way You Are | Just The Way You Are | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 277 | |
| Say Has Anybody Seen My Fishnet Pantyhose? | Say Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose? | Dawn | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 326 | |
| Reasons To Be Glum | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| The Last Thong | The Last Song | Edward Bear | No Votes | 259 | |||
| Who Are You? | Who Are You | The Who | No Votes | 248 | |||
| Huge Thighs | Blue Eyes | Elton John | No Votes | 267 | |||
| Careleth Lithper | Careless Whisper | George Michael | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 288 | |
| Fetish | Cherish | Kool And The Gang | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 258 | |
| It's All They Can Spew | It's All I Can Do | The Cars | No Votes | 273 | |||
| Beast Is The Word | Grease Is The Word | Franki Valli | No Votes | 250 | |||
| Billy Don't Be A Queer | Billy Don't Be A Hero | Paper Lace | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 264 | |
| Bulimia | Cecilia | Simon And Garfunkel | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 257 | |
| Bulimia | Cecilia | Simon And Garfunkel | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 249 | |
| Miffed Today | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | No Votes | 240 | |||
| What Are You? (Ode To Pips And Merry) | Who Are You | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 254 | |
| You're Thirteen | You're Sixteen | Ringo Starr | 3.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 240 | |
| Pox The Monkey | Shock The Monkey | Peter Gabriel | No Votes | 230 | |||
| A Queer At The Moment | The Heat Of The Moment | Asia | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 314 | |
| Wrinkles In The Morning | Angel Of The Morning | Merillee Rush | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 239 | |
| Purple Veins | Purple Rain | The Artist When He Was Known As Prince | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 278 | |
| When Blood Dries. | When Doves Cry | The Artist Formerly Known As The Idiot Known As Prince | 3.2 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 246 | |
| Fletcher Christian | Sister Christian | Night Ranger | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 411 | |
| Blood Bank | Love Shack | B52's | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 282 | |
| Tangled In The Wind | Candle In The Wind | Elton John | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 236 | |
| (I Bought A ) Truck For You | Stuck With You | Huey Lewis And The News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 200 | |
| In Bed With A Centipede | Ahead By A Century | Tragically Hip | No Votes | 269 | |||
| Pus And Phlegm | Us And Them | Pink Floyd | No Votes | 232 | |||
| Mental Block | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | 3.0 | 2.7 | 3.0 | 212 | |
| pocket Pool | Rocket Man | Elton John | 3.5 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 237 | |
| Look Up Your Bum | Soak Up The Sun | Sheryl Crow | No Votes | 232 | |||
| (Martha's Stock) Isn't Rising | The Rising | Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| Talk To My Body Parts.. | Talk To The Animals | Dr Doolittle The Musical | No Votes | 271 | |||
| Chameleon | Already Gone | The Eagles | No Votes | 220 | |||
| Shave Me | Save Me | Queen | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 327 | |
| Pardon My Farts | Harden My Heart | Quarterflash | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 407 | |
| They're Gay | The Way | Gigi D'agosthino | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 210 | |
| I'm A Retriever | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| Don't Like This Peeling Anymore | Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore | Reo Speedwagon | No Votes | 258 | |||
| Come Wail Away | Come Sail Away | Styx | No Votes | 290 | |||
| Letters From The Prison Ward/ Drive Away Chante' | Letters From The 9th Ward/ Walk Away Rene | Rickie Lee Jones | No Votes | 225 | |||
| Checkin Out | Check It Out | John Cougar Mellencamp | No Votes | 210 | |||
| Losin All My Hair | Livin On A Prayer | Bon Jovi | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 311 | |
| The Same | The Flame | Cheap Trick | No Votes | 259 | |||
| The Meat Is On | The Heat Is On | Glenn Frey | No Votes | 279 | |||
| The Bride Is High | The Tide Is High | Blondie | No Votes | 253 | |||
| Clinkin' Our Glasses | Jackie Onassis | John Mellencamp | No Votes | 202 | |||
| Sickle Cell | Mission Bell | Donnie Brooks | No Votes | 238 | |||
| Some Bodies Should Not Wear A Thong Song | Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song | B.j. Thomas | No Votes | 531 | |||
| He Cane In Through The Car's Front Window | She Came In From The Bathroom Window | The Beatles | No Votes | 209 | |||
| No Emotion | The Loco Motion | Litle Eva | No Votes | 272 | |||
| Show Devotion | The Loco Motion | Little Eva | No Votes | 259 | |||
| The Loco Potion | The Loco Motion | Little Eva | No Votes | 220 | |||
| The R.i.a.a | Carry That Weight | The Beatles | No Votes | 202 | |||
| West Nile | stay awhile | The Bels | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 244 | |
| Last Turdless Evening | Last Worthless Evening | Don Henley | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 232 | |
| Brandyman | Candyman | Sammy Davis Jr | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 366 | |
| Gross To You | Close To You | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| With Or Without You | With Or Without You | U2 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 342 | |
| Veranda | Amanda | Boston | No Votes | 275 | |||
| If I Was A Spammer | If I Had A Hammer | Paul, Mary And Peter | No Votes | 235 | |||
| After The Drugging | After The Lovin | Engelbert Humperdinck | No Votes | 255 | |||
| Take Ecstasy, And You'll End Up Next To Me | It's Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next To Me | Barry White | No Votes | 244 | |||
| These Things Called Rugs | This Thing Called Love | Queen | No Votes | 260 | |||
| I'm Getting Slightly Mad | I'm Going Slightly Mad | Queen | No Votes | 307 | |||
| Rug Removal Machine | Love Removal Machine | The Cult | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 302 | |
| (I Can't Get No..) Hard Contractions | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.5 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 212 | |
| Flunkytown | Funkytown | Lipps Inc | 2.5 | 2.2 | 2.5 | 330 | |
| Seasoned Gravy | She's A Lady | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 240 | |
| Which Way You Goin', Jolie? | Which Way You Goin', Billy? | The Poppy Family | 3.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| Pool Change | Cool Change | Little River Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 260 | |
| Spam | Him | Rupert Holmes | No Votes | 228 | |||
| Whaling | Sailing | Christopher Cross | No Votes | 215 | |||
| The Wrong One | The Long Run | The Eagles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 213 | |
| What's Drugs Got To Do With It? | What's Love Got To Do With It | Tina Turner | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 257 | |
| Always Something Bare To Remind Me | Always Something There To Remind Me | Naked Eyes | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 278 | |
| Letting Gays Inside | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 222 | |
| Kobe, Tell Us Why | I Can't Tell You Why | The Eagles | No Votes | 227 | |||
| Scotch On The Rocks | Love On The Rocks | Neil Diamond | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 270 | |
| Overfilled | Overkill | Men At Work | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 259 | |
| Web Spammer | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Stray Cat Splat | Stray Cat Strut | Stray Cats | No Votes | 319 | |||
| Kobe Went Down To Boulder | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 240 | |
| A Little Quick Pee, A Little Quick Pooh | A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You | The Monkees | No Votes | 219 | |||
| Ballad Of The Fish Filet | Balad Of The Green Berets | Sgt Barry Sadler | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 507 | |
| No Haired Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | No Votes | 255 | |||
| Green Tea | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | No Votes | 250 | |||
| These Dwarfs Are Great For Tossin | These Boots Are Made For Walkin | Nancy Sinatra | No Votes | 254 | |||
| You Can't Hurry Dumps | You Can't Hurry Love | Diana Ross And The Supremes | No Votes | 351 | |||
| Lets Stew Pussycats | What's New Pussycat | Tom Jones | No Votes | 269 | |||
| Chicken Wings | Broken Wings | Mister Mister | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 1713 | |
| Abortion | Emotion | Samantha Sang | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 316 | |
| Throwing Up Your Beers | Holding Back The Years | Simply Red | 3.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 310 | |
| I Think You Can Moan Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tiffany | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 273 | |
| Shaving Off My Bum For You | Saving All My Love For You | Whitney Houston | No Votes | 237 | |||
| Should I Shave Or Let It Grow? | Should I Say Or Should I Go | The Clash | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 297 | |
| To Be A Brother | To Be A Lover | Billy Idol | No Votes | 210 | |||
| Those Tight Wee Bums | Tonight She Comes | The Cars | No Votes | 292 | |||
| Suck And Blow | Touch And Go | The Cars | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 255 | |
| Bse | Abc | The Jackson 5 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| SARS Infectious, Down In Texas | All My Exes Live In Texas | George Strait | 4.3 | 2.3 | 2.7 | 252 | |
| You Write Up My Wife | You Light Up My Life | Debby Boone | No Votes | 282 | |||
| Another Day In L.A. Vice | Another Day In Paradise | Phil Collins | 4.0 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 226 | |
| Leather My Face | Leather And Lace | Stevie Nicks | 4.8 | 3.5 | 4.8 | 291 | |
| Motorkill | Overkill | Men At Work | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 235 | |
| Texas | Texas | Chris Rea | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 218 | |
| Dissection | Objection | Shakira | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 233 | |
| Only Nineteen | Only Sixteen | Sam Cooke | No Votes | 259 | |||
| A Thong This Time | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | No Votes | 273 | |||
| Your Wrist | The Twist | Chubby Checker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| I'm Into Something Wood | I'm Into Something Good | Hermans Hermits | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Shouldn't It Be Rice | Wouldn't It Be Nice | The Beach Boys | No Votes | 204 | |||
| Martini, Schir, And Pleasche Make It Dry | Ordinary Average Guy | Joe Walsh | No Votes | 248 | |||
| The Poconos | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 407 | |
| Blasted On Wine | Bottle Of Wine | Tom Paxton | No Votes | 212 | |||
| Two Foot Putt | Coconut | Nilsson | No Votes | 259 | |||
| Nothin's Within | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | No Votes | 257 | |||
| Cat Box Liner | Jet Airliner | Steve Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| Did He Go Gay? | Montego Bay | Bobby Bloom | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 281 | |
| Save Parliament Hill | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | No Votes | 183 | |||
| Another One Buys Her Bust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 2.8 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 378 | |
| Been On Drugs Before | Been In Love Before | Cutting Crew | No Votes | 230 | |||
| Goolies | Truly | Lionel Ritchie | No Votes | 224 | |||
| Flip It | Whip It | Devo | No Votes | 305 | |||
| Hanging With A Marmot | Hanging By A Moment | Lifehouse | No Votes | 285 | |||
| How You've Defined Me | How You Remind Me | Nickelback | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| Six Feet Under | Down Under | Men At Work | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 269 | |
| Playing The British Open | Into The Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | No Votes | 230 | |||
| Kobe's Cryin | Jamie's Cryin | Van Halen | No Votes | 254 | |||
| They're Ours, Man | Guitarzan | Raystevens | 4.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 578 | |
| Sherrif In The Morning | Angel Of The Morning | Merrilee Rush | No Votes | 247 | |||
| Sons Of That Saddam Hussain | Rhythm Of The Fallin Rain | The Cascades | 3.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 278 | |
| Brand New Tank | Brand New Key | Melanie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 292 | |
| Laxative Swirl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | No Votes | 250 | |||
| Syphillis | Cinnamon | Derek | 3.0 | 1.0 | 4.0 | 316 | |
| She Broke The Wind | She's Like The Wind | Patrick Swayze | 3.3 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 439 | |
| And I'll Wee Wee There | Handle Me With Care | Travelling Wilburys | No Votes | 244 | |||
| A World Without Drugs | A World Without Love | Peter And Gordon | No Votes | 264 | |||
| Crackhead | Blackbird | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 256 | |
| Qusay | Cupid | Sam Cooke | No Votes | 272 | |||
| Hello, You Die | Hello Goodbye | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 242 | |
| Herpes, Crabs And Fleas | Gypsies Tramps And Thieves | Sonny And Cher | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 354 | |
| Come On Feel It, Royce | Cum On Feel The Noise | Slade | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 323 | |
| Does Anybody Really Know What Kind It Is? | Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? | Chicago | No Votes | 243 | |||
| Lay The Same | Play The Game | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 243 | |
| You're Not Gonna Make It | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twisted Sister | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 233 | |
| Green Acres I Love | Tenager In Love | Dion | No Votes | 315 | |||
| Cause I Mugged You | Coz I Luv You | Slade | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 263 | |
| Come On Peel For Boys | Cum On Feel The Noise | Slade | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 313 | |
| Goodbye To Wayne | Goodbye T' Jane | Slade | No Votes | 272 | |||
| My Girl Fran | My Friend Stan | Slade | No Votes | 277 | |||
| Lay Me For A While | Stay Awhile | The Bells | No Votes | 244 | |||
| Cop Muzik | Pop Muzik | M | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 310 | |
| Latex Glove | Tainted Love | Soft Cell | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 254 | |
| Topless Wife | Walk Of Life | Dire Straits | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 256 | |
| I Dropped A Turd | I'm Like A Bird | Smelly Furtado | 2.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 220 | |
| Timbits | Cupid | Sam Cooke | No Votes | 271 | |||
| Killing Iraqis | Killing Me Softly | Roberta Flack | No Votes | 435 | |||
| Infidel | Mission Bell | Donnie Brooks | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 400 | |
| Mr Saddam | Mr Sandman | The Chordettes | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 331 | |
| Five Guys | My Guy | Mary Wells | No Votes | 230 | |||
| Night Sniper | Pied Piper | Crispian St. Peters | No Votes | 272 | |||
| Did She Really Lay Those Guys | Pretty Little Angel Eyes | Curtis Lee | 5.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 252 | |
| Booked A Flight Economy, Now I've Got Deep Vein Thrombosis | Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 1.3 | 4.0 | 3.3 | 340 | |
| Intelligence From Our Friends | A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 274 | |
| That From The USDA | Back In The USSR | The Beatles | No Votes | 235 | |||
| Sung Together | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| Don't Let Will Tong Catch You Lying | Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying | Gerry And The Pacemakers | No Votes | 253 | |||
| I'll Be Back (the Arnold Schwarzenegger Song) | I'll Be Back | The Beatles | 3.0 | 2.0 | 1.0 | 271 | |
| I'll Follow This Bum | I'll Follow The Sun | The Beatles | No Votes | 225 | |||
| Margueritas, We Have Made | Lovely Rita, (Meter Maid) | The Beatles | No Votes | 251 | |||
| Far Right Obsessions | Midnight Confessions | Grass Roots | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 289 | |
| Tongue Stuck Out, It's Acid On A Blotter | Mrs Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Hermans Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Please Tease Me | Please Please Me | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| The Fool On The Pill | The Fool On The Hill | The Beatles | No Votes | 239 | |||
| Stick It To Guy | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| British Submarines | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 246 | |
| Four Way Flashers | Albert Flasher | The Guess Who | 3.0 | 5.0 | 3.0 | 210 | |
| Vatican's Spoken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| Gin Fizzy | Sin City | AC/DC | No Votes | 273 | |||
| Pin City (the Bowler's Anthem) | Sin City | AC/DC | No Votes | 259 | |||
| New Age Waistband | Teenage Wasteland | The Who | No Votes | 266 | |||
| The First Cut Is Still Easy | The First Cut Is The Deepest | Cat Stevens | No Votes | 218 | |||
| Use Leather? You Bet | You Better You Bet | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| You Don't Have To Say You Did Her | You Don't Have To Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| Lars | Cars | Gary Numan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| A Sexual Disease | Industrial Disease | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Blubber Of Mine | Lover Of Mine | Alannah Myles | No Votes | 258 | |||
| Fag Doll | Rag Doll | Aerosmith | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.2 | 264 | |
| I Am Really Full | I Am Beautifil | Christina Aguilera | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| And I Did Her | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 302 | |
| Kobe, It's You | Baby It's You | The Beatles | No Votes | 237 | |||
| Jailbird | Blackbird | The Beatles | No Votes | 248 | |||
| From Three To Two | From Me To You | The Beatles | No Votes | 226 | |||
| I Kill (the O.J Reminder Song) | I Will | The Beatles | No Votes | 222 | |||
| The Continuing Usage Of Birth Control Pills | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 230 | |
| Nine Sausages | Time Passages | Al Stewart | No Votes | 215 | |||
| Only The Bony | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | No Votes | 248 | |||
| Short Skirts | Love Hurts | Nazareth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| She's Not Gonna Fake It | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twister Sister | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 232 | |
| Tummy Tuck | Thunderstruck | AC/DC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 413 | |
| Escape | Escape The Pina Colada Song | Rupert Holmes | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 253 | |
| Robert Blake | Fire Lake | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 242 | |
| Huim | Him | Rupert Holmes | No Votes | 325 | |||
| Ahnold's On De Aihwayffs | Pilot Of The Airwaves | Charlie Dore | No Votes | 262 | |||
| Keep On Shockin Me Baby | Keep On Rockin Me Baby | Steve Miller | No Votes | 279 | |||
| Separated | Operator | Jim Croce | No Votes | 228 | |||
| Someone Laid My Wife Tonight | Someone Saved My Life Tonight | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| Make Her Smile | Stay Awhile | The Bells | No Votes | 305 | |||
| I Was Paid For Clubbing You Baby | I Was Made For Lovin You Baby | Kiss | No Votes | 280 | |||
| Absolutely White ( The Michael Jackson Song)) | Absolutely Right | Five Man Electrical Band | 2.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 285 | |
| Along Came Thongs | Along Came Jones | Ray Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 269 | |
| Kerrigan | Cinnamon | Derek | No Votes | 302 | |||
| Stun Gun Fun | Fun Fun Fun | Le Garcons De La Plaige | No Votes | 225 | |||
| Sunday Sunday | Monday Monday | The Mamas And The Papas | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 405 | |
| This Magic Modem | This Magic Moment | Jay And The Americans | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Already Wrong | Already Gone | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| Parody Sunday | Beautiful Sunday | Daniel Boone | No Votes | 473 | |||
| Pulling On Depends | Waiting On A Friend | The Rolling Stones | No Votes | 218 | |||
| I Left Something There To Indict Me | Always Something There To Remind Me | Naked Eyes | 3.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 292 | |
| Reds Are Turning | Beds Are Burning | Midnight Oil | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 332 | |
| Schwarzenegger | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 303 | |
| Pepperoni | Mony Mony | Tommy James And The Shondells | No Votes | 339 | |||
| Democrat Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 243 | |
| Heroin Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | 4.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 245 | |
| Ahnie | Money | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 268 | |
| Back to the U.S.S.R | Back In The U.S.S.R | The Beatles | No Votes | 305 | |||
| I Like Wine | I Feel Fine | The Beatles | No Votes | 218 | |||
| I Nose Mine | I Me Miine | The Beatles | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 192 | |
| He Should Have Known Better | I Should Have Known Better | The Beatles | No Votes | 230 | |||
| He's A Liar | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | No Votes | 199 | |||
| I'm So Tired ( Of The Lefty Whining) | I'm So Tired | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 231 | |
| Deficit Hider | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | No Votes | 225 | |||
| Tell Me Lies | Tell Me Why | The Beatles | No Votes | 264 | |||
| The Wrong And Whining Left | The Long And Winding Road | The Beatles | 2.5 | 1.0 | 1.5 | 224 | |
| The Right Before | The Night Before | The Beatles | No Votes | 188 | |||
| With A Little Help From The Reds | With A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 4.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 192 | |
| Re-callin' (the Gray Davis Song) | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | No Votes | 229 | |||
| Arnie | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | No Votes | 240 | |||
| Turfin' Gray Today | Surfin Usa | The Beach Boys | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 205 | |
| We Can Turf Him Out | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 183 | |
| My N-64 | When I'm Sitxy Four | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 215 | |
| Arnie's Song ( Turf Him Out) | Anthony's Song ( Movin Out) | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 263 | |
| Before The Next State Recalls | Before The Next Teardrop Falls | Freddy Fender | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 260 | |
| Goodbye T' Gray | Goodbye T' Jane | Traditional | No Votes | 256 | |||
| Something About The Way You Took The Right | Something About The Way You Look Tonight | Elton John | 2.0 | 2.0 | 1.0 | 210 | |
| When The Lights Went Out | When The Lights Are Out | Slade | No Votes | 266 | |||
| Aint That Homely Yet | Aint That Lonely Yet | Dwight Yoakam | No Votes | 268 | |||
| Lansing's In The Dark | Dancing In The Dark | Bruce Springsteen | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 234 | |
| Leftist Man | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | 4.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 298 | |
| He's A Liar | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | No Votes | 213 | |||
| This Year's Misses ( The Gray Davis Song) | This Year's Kisses | Dick Powell ( 1937) | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 174 | |
| They're All The Same | Ain't That A Shame | Fats Domino | No Votes | 248 | |||
| Wake Up With An Uzi | Wake Up Little Susie | Everley Brothers | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| After The Votin' | After The Lovin | Engelbert Humperdinck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Everybody Wants To Rule This Site | Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Tears For Fears | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 223 | |
| They Tell Lies | Edelweiss | Public Domain | No Votes | 275 | |||
| How Much Is The Debt In California? | How Much Is That Doggie In The Window | Traditional | 3.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 290 | |
| Arnie, Blow Away That Whore | Michael Row The Boat Ashore | Traditional | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 224 | |
| Schwarzenegger | Oh Susanna | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| Iraq's Chemical Ali | The Black Superman Muhammad Ali | Johnny Wakelin & The Kinshasa Band | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 233 | |
| Losin' | Groovin | The Rascals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Bunny | Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 263 | |
| My Thighs | My Guy | Mary Wells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 386 | |
| Play That Monkee Music | Play That Funky Music | The Monkees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 251 | |
| Mallory | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 499 | |
| Hung Girl | Young Girl | Gary Puckett And The Union Gap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| The Flugelhorn | the Unicorn | The Irish Rovers | No Votes | 302 | |||
| I Shot Your Parrot ( But I Didn't Shoot Your Parakeet) | I Shot The Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 306 | |
| Lefties Be | Let It Be | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 217 | |
| Cyclops, With One Eye In My Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head | B.j. Thomas | 3.0 | 1.0 | 5.0 | 272 | |
| Myna Bird | China Girl | David Bowie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| Straight Through The Heart | Straight From The Heart | Bryan Adams | No Votes | 226 | |||
| Allegations True | Allegheny Moon | Patti Page | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Don't Be Fooled | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 269 | |
| A Wasted Bunny | A Taste Of Honey | The Beatles | No Votes | 221 | |||
| My 'roids Came Back | My Boyfriend's Back | The Shirelles | No Votes | 257 | |||
| Leather, My Love | Never My Love | The Association | No Votes | 213 | |||
| So Slappy Together | So Happy Together | The Turtles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 219 | |
| Three Acres Of Drugs | Teenager In Love | Dion And The Belmonts | No Votes | 226 | |||
| Preparation | Henry The Eighth I Am | Herman's Hermits | No Votes | 237 | |||
| I'm Anemone The Eighth | Henry The Eighth | Herman's Hermits | No Votes | 210 | |||
| I'm Anemone The Eighth | Henry The Eighth | Herman's Hermits | No Votes | 205 | |||
| It's The Ends That You Curl | It's The End Of The World | Skeeter Davis | No Votes | 244 | |||
| Put A Little Slug In His Heart | Put A Little Love In Your Heart | Jackie Delshannon | No Votes | 215 | |||
| Put A Little | Put A Little Love In Your Heart | Jackie Delshannon | No Votes | 231 | |||
| I'm Better | The Letter | The Box Tops | No Votes | 241 | |||
| A Rambler | The Wanderer | Dion And The Belmonts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| Old Coots Are Great For Talkin | These Boots Are Made For Walkin | Nancy Sinatra | No Votes | 267 | |||
| We Three Chinks | We Three Kings | Traditional Christmas | 2.5 | 1.0 | 1.2 | 273 | |
| Underwear Change | People Are Strange | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Hairy Baby | Cherry Chery | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 301 | |
| Own Your Own Sleigh | Go Your Own Way | Fleetwood Mac | No Votes | 195 | |||
| Pop Rules The World | Pop Goes The World | Men Without Hats | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 279 | |
| Urchin | Urgent | Foreigner | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 266 | |
| Baby I Love Your Grey | Baby I Love Your Way | Peter Frampton | No Votes | 260 | |||
| The Public Should Know | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | No Votes | 197 | |||
| A Cross Dress Universe | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 300 | |
| Geese | Grease | The Four Seasons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| The Left Are So Evil | Winchester Cathedral | The New Vaudeville Band | No Votes | 242 | |||
| I Was Paid For Rubbin You Baby | I Was Made For Lovin You Baby | Kiss | No Votes | 332 | |||
| Dreadlocks Keep Growin From My Head (mahn) | Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head | B.J Thomas | No Votes | 260 | |||
| Gimme All Your Muffins | Gimme All Your Lovin | Z Z Top | 5.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 287 | |
| Run Of The Lieberman | Son Of A Preacherman | Dusty Springfield | No Votes | 202 | |||
| Onto Braun | On And On | Steven Bishop | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 294 | |
| A Sharpton's Man | Sharp Dressed Man | Z Z Top | No Votes | 272 | |||
| A Boss That You Can Curse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 306 | |
| Brand New Me | Brand New Key | Melanie | No Votes | 328 | |||
| Daddy's Stoned | Daddy's Home | Shep And The Limelites | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 254 | |
| Dedicated To The One Eyed Lug | Dedicated To The One I Love | Mamas And Papas | No Votes | 268 | |||
| I Hear You Rocking | I Hear You Knocking | Dave Edmunds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 262 | |
| I Second That Demotion | I Second That Emotion | Smokey Robinson | No Votes | 330 | |||
| (Their) Leader's Talkin Crap | Leader Of The Pack | The Shangri Las | No Votes | 216 | |||
| We're On A Bender | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 260 | |
| New Lies From The Left Again | Blue Eyes Cryin In The Rain | Willie Nelson | No Votes | 212 | |||
| Weevil Face | Evil Ways | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| Heard It On A Dateline | Heard It Through The Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | No Votes | 230 | |||
| Slingin A Load | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | No Votes | 219 | |||
| We're On The Right Together | Sharing The Night Together | Dr Hook | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| G.O.P. | TNT | AC/DC | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 288 | |
| ( I Will Swap) 500 Files | ( I Will Walk)500 Miles | The Proclaimers | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.3 | 335 | |
| Objection (to The Election) | Objection | Shakira | No Votes | 213 | |||
| Democratic Boo Boo | Chatanooga Choo Choo | Glenn Miller | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 247 | |
| Bad Advice | Edelweiss | Sound Of Music Soundtrack | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 288 | |
| Lieberman's On Crack | Leader Of The Pack | The Shangri Las | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| As Queers Go By | As Tears Go By | Marianne Faithful | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| I'm Out Of Time ( The Johnny Cash Song) | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 288 | |
| Always Look From The Right Side At Life | Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life | Monty Python | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| I Don't Like Sundaes | I Don't Like Mondays | The Boomtown Rats | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 321 | |
| I Don't Wipe Somedays | I Don't Like Mondays | The Boomtown Rats | No Votes | 258 | |||
| I Love The Right Life | I Love The Night Life | Alicia Bridges | No Votes | 277 | |||
| I'm All Dyke | I'm Alright | Kenny Loggins | No Votes | 223 | |||
| Filter Queen | Killer Queen | Queen | No Votes | 273 | |||
| Life In The Left Lane | Life In The Fast Lane | The Eagles | No Votes | 220 | |||
| Slow Guy | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| Tragic | Magic | Pilot | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.7 | 298 | |
| Amiright Hassles | Nights In White Satin | Moody Blues | No Votes | 228 | |||
| Radar Guns | Radar Love | Golden Earring | No Votes | 313 | |||
| Please, The Lotion ( The Suntanning Song) | Sweet Emotion | Aerosmith | No Votes | 223 | |||
| The Greek (jimmy The Greek, That Is) | The Streak | Ray Stevens | No Votes | 272 | |||
| (We're Goin) Up And Down Again | Up Around The Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 198 | |
| Midol Free Day | Ymca | The Village People | No Votes | 270 | |||
| Gettin' Old | Centerfold | J Geils Band | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 344 | |
| Don't Cook Crack | Don't Look Back | Boston | 1.7 | 2.3 | 2.0 | 294 | |
| Bubblicious | Double Vision | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 660 | |
| I Gotta Walk And Go Fart | I've Got A Rock And Roll Heart | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| Chicks With Fat Asses | Jackie Onassis | Mellencamp | No Votes | 275 | |||
| Dubya's Tune | Romeo's Tune | Steve Forbert | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 253 | |
| Suicide Bomb | Suicide Blonde | Inxs | 2.6 | 2.9 | 2.7 | 349 | |
| Keep Your Stockings, It's A Free World | Keep On Rocking In The Free World | Neil Young | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 218 | |
| Ringolos | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 3.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 245 | |
| I Aughta Warn 'er | Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 219 | |
| Slurring.. My Words | Courage.. My Word | Tragically Hip | No Votes | 320 | |||
| Is That Their Nine? | I Feel Fine | The Beatles | No Votes | 210 | |||
| G.O.P | Let It Be | The Beatles | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 294 | |
| Taxgrab | Taxman | The Beatles | No Votes | 201 | |||
| Carry On, Now Lieberman | Carry On My Wayward Son | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 298 | |
| Hung And Breasted | Young And Restless | Prism | No Votes | 220 | |||
| Protection | Objection | Shakira | 2.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 240 | |
| Kerry's A Dork | Cherry Hill Park | Billy Joe Royal | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 244 | |
| Some Wail Away | Come Sail Away | Styx | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 284 | |
| Hard Haddock To Fake | Hard Habit To Break | Chicago | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 231 | |
| Dead Head Nine | Red Red Wine | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 206 | |||
| Al Sharpton | Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| The Flight To Right | This Flight Tonight | Nazareth | No Votes | 270 | |||
| This Slime | This Time | Bryan Adams | No Votes | 196 | |||
| Wallenda Girl | Calendar Girl | Neil Sedaka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 240 | |
| Hang On Poopies | Hang On Sloopy | The McCoys | 5.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 374 | |
| Help Me Fondle | Help Me Rhonda | The Beach Boys | 3.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 227 | |
| You're All The Same(political) | I Call Your Name | The Beatles | No Votes | 217 | |||
| Amnesty | Honesty | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| Isabel (the Hurricane Song) | Ring My Bell | Anita Ward | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| Froot Loop Diet | Zoot Zoot Riot | Cherry Poppin Malkies | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 524 | |
| Biggest Fart From Me | Biggest Part Of Me | Ambrosia | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 314 | |
| People Who Tried (political) | People Who Died | Jim Carroll | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 245 | |
| The Great Wallendas (another Tribute To The Great Ones) | The Great Pretender | The Platters | 5.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| We'll Take Surrender ( The New French National Anthem) | The Great Pretender | The Platters | No Votes | 213 | |||
| A Monica Woman ( Political) | American Woman | The Guess Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 208 | |
| Land Of Old (political) | Band Of Gold | Freda Payne | No Votes | 241 | |||
| Newt's A Start (political) | Boots Or Hearts | Tragically Hip | No Votes | 238 | |||
| Dub Grows Where Joe Lieberman Shows | Love Grows Where My Rosemary Grows | Edison Lighthouse | No Votes | 226 | |||
| Moseley | Snowbird | Anne Murray | No Votes | 341 | |||
| This Newt Was Made For Talkin | These Boots Were Made For Walkin | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| You Don't Have To Be Ken Starr (political) | You Don't Have To Be A Star | Marilyn McCoo And Billy Davis Jr | No Votes | 217 | |||
| A Baboon Delight | Afternoon Delight | Starland Vocal Band | No Votes | 234 | |||
| Gigli | Big League | Tom Cochrane | No Votes | 240 | |||
| Stars | Cars | Gary Numan | 3.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 240 | |
| Veins | Chains | The Beatles | No Votes | 203 | |||
| Fool Change (political) | Cool Change | Little River Band | No Votes | 386 | |||
| Marriage (My Word)..the Gay Nuptuals Song | Courage (My Word) | Tragically Hip | No Votes | 561 | |||
| Don't Throw My Rug Out On Me Baby | Don't Pull Your Love Out On Me Baby | Hamilton Joe, Frank And Reynolds | 4.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 1666 | |
| Year Police | Dream Police | Cheap Trick | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Dry At Night | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.5 | 218 | |
| Drippies, Cramps And Heaves (the Flu Song) | Gypsies Tramps And Theives | Cher | No Votes | 344 | |||
| Hasn't Bit Me Yet ( The West Nile Ballad) | Hasn't Hit Me Yet | Blue Rodeo | 3.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 240 | |
| I Saw Her Armpit Hair | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 468 | |
| I Should Have Grown Better | I Should Have Known Better | The Beatles | No Votes | 218 | |||
| I Right The Wrongs(political) | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | No Votes | 207 | |||
| I'd Die Instead (political) | I'll Cry Instead | The Beatles | No Votes | 189 | |||
| They'll Follow A Bum | I'll Follow The Sun | The Beatles | No Votes | 181 | |||
| They Are Losers(political) | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | No Votes | 187 | |||
| I'm Happy If You Lance These Two ( The Boil Song) | I'm Happy Just To Dance With You | The Beatles | No Votes | 184 | |||
| Major Bomb | Major Tom | Peter Schilling | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 384 | |
| Lieberman | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 230 | |
| Pair Of Black Snipers | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | No Votes | 187 | |||
| Tie A Yellow Gibbon From A Jungle Tree | Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando And Dawn | 4.0 | 5.0 | 3.0 | 251 | |
| Wonderin' Where The Liars Are | Wonderin' Where The Lions Are | Bruce Cockburn | No Votes | 283 | |||
| Mighty Sick Steers | 96 Tears | Ray And The Mysterians | No Votes | 275 | |||
| Any Slime At All (political) | Any Time At All | The Beatles | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 205 | |
| For Your Birthday, I Bought A Spongebob | Get A Haircut And Get A Good Job | George Thorogood | No Votes | 264 | |||
| Back To Mexico ( The Border Petrol Song) | You, Me And Mexico | Edward Bear | No Votes | 253 | |||
| Recall Time | 409 | The Beach Boys | No Votes | 291 | |||
| Building Up Runnerups ( Political) | Build Me Up, Buttercup | The Foundations | No Votes | 278 | |||
| California's Beaming ( Political) | California Dreamin' | The Mamas And The Papas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| Commie And I'm Great (political) | Henry The Eighth I Am | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| I Started With Coke | I Started A Joke | The Bee Gees | No Votes | 322 | |||
| Like A Strolling Ho | Like A Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 239 | |
| Moseley My Dear (the Braun Song) | Martha My Dear | The Beatles | No Votes | 182 | |||
| Recall Vote Is Back Today (political) | Rock And Roll Is Here To Stay | Danny And The Juniors | No Votes | 242 | |||
| That Gray's A Whining Poser (political) | The Days Of Wine And Roses | Andy Williams | No Votes | 214 | |||
| Their Lyin' Creeps Tonight (political) | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | No Votes | 243 | |||
| We'll Cheat Again (democratic Political Strategy) | We'll Meet Again | Guy Lombardo | No Votes | 252 | |||
| Davis Needs To Go Right Now ( Political) | No One Needs O Know Right Now | Shania Twain | No Votes | 203 | |||
| Goodbye Palmer | Goodbye Stranger | Supertramp | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| G.O.P | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 240 | |
| Simply Irreversible | Simply Irresistable | Robert Palmer | No Votes | 222 | |||
| Funny Ho | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 282 | |
| I Want To Grate Cheese | I Want To Break Free | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 297 | |
| Margaritapill | Margaretaville | Jimmy Buffet | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 264 | |
| Silicon Piles | Mull Of Kintyre | Paul Mccartney | No Votes | 221 | |||
| Mai Tai | My Guy | Mary Wells | No Votes | 221 | |||
| Takin Care Of Quizno's | Takincare Of Business | Bachman Turner Overdrive | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| With A Rubber Duck | With A Little Luck | Paul Mccartney | No Votes | 222 | |||
| Eggnog | Headlong | Queen | No Votes | 291 | |||
| Democratic Man(political) | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 195 | |||
| Just A Married Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 200 | |||
| Military Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 257 | |||
| Solitary Can | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 187 | |||
| Very Hairy Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 228 | |||
| A Cocomocha | The Locomotion | Little Eva | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| Reappear | Disappear | Inxs | No Votes | 262 | |||
| Bye Bye Rug | Bye Bye Love | The Cars | No Votes | 238 | |||
| It's All They Can Do (political) | It's All I Can Do | The Cars | No Votes | 198 | |||
| You Might Drink | You Night Think | The Cars | No Votes | 205 | |||
| A Boy Named Sue ( The Transvestite Anthem) | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 333 | |
| Ballad Of A Teenage | Ballad Of A Teenage Queen | Johnny Cash | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 265 | |
| He's Got The Poll Girls In His Hands | He's Got The Whole World In His Hands | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| Destined To Win | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 4.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 383 | |
| A Dickhead In Love | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | No Votes | 273 | |||
| Dancing With Marcel ( At The Bath House) | Dancing With Myself | Billy Idol | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 239 | |
| Television | Double Vision | Foreigner | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 199 | |
| Escape, The Pee In A Closet Song | Escape, The Pina Colada Song | Rupert Holmes | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 261 | |
| Go Back | Get Back | The Beatles | No Votes | 229 | |||
| Hey Pick Me, Be My Pa | Obladi Oblada | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 245 | |
| She's Got A Chicken Outside | She's Got A Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 230 | |
| When I'm Six Feet Four (That's A Huuuuge Bitch!) | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 291 | |
| Squishin And Gropin | Wishin And Hopin | Dusty Springfield | No Votes | 227 | |||
| Mr Universe | Across He Universe | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 407 | |
| Do You Vant To Know De Secret? | Do You Want To Know A Secret | The Beatles | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 240 | |
| If I Was The Governor | If I Had A Hammer | Trini Lopez | No Votes | 212 | |||
| Drive It In The Fairway ( The Tiger Woods Lament) | Pilot Of The Airwaves | Charlie Dore | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| All My Gropin ( Or, The Arnie 'hands On' Style Of Governing) | All My Lovin | The Beatles | No Votes | 236 | |||
| All You Need Is Thugs | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | No Votes | 236 | |||
| Come Back ( The Viagra's Wearing Off Song) | Get Back | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 252 | |
| Seasick Asian Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 368 | |
| Talwin | Long Run | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| Puking In Your Sleep | Talking In Your Sleep | The Romantics | No Votes | 204 | |||
| A Day In The Life (of A Recent Surgical Patient) | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | No Votes | 244 | |||
| Being For The Benefit Of Chucky G | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| Gave Gray Defeat | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 3.0 | 5.0 | 2.0 | 210 | |
| Virgin | Urgent | Foreigner | No Votes | 249 | |||
| Total Numbers | Golden Slumbers | The Beatles | No Votes | 208 | |||
| I'll Be Slack | I'll Be Back | The Beatles | No Votes | 195 | |||
| Inflammation | Revolution | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Destitute | Substitute | The Who | No Votes | 272 | |||
| Livin With Karla Homolka | Livin La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.6 | 302 | |
| Flatulent Son | Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | No Votes | 250 | |||
| If You Could Read Behinds ( The Saga Of The Well Used Lawn Chair) | If You Could Read My Mind | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| The Rectum Of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 3185 | |
| Democrats We Should Hang Up High | Angels We Haveheard On High | Traditional | No Votes | 235 | |||
| Oh Little Town Of Anaheim | Oh Little Town Of Bethlehem | Traditional Christmas | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 239 | |
| ( I Wish They Offered Me) California Girls | ( I Wish They All Could Be)california Girls | The Beach Boys | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 243 | |
| And When I Fry (the Last Wish Of A Serial Killer) | And When I Die | Blood Sweat And Tears | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 303 | |
| Fat All Over | Glad All Over | Dave Clark Five | No Votes | 283 | |||
| Michelle ( Or, Why Is There Animals Playing Love Songs For Us?) | Michelle | The Beatles | 3.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 331 | |
| Viagral Wood | Norweigan Wood | The Beatles | No Votes | 222 | |||
| Can We Do It Twice | Wouldn't It Be Nice | The Beach Boys | No Votes | 243 | |||
| Campin' Man | Ramblin Man | The Allman Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| Part Of My Ass | Heart Of Glass | Blondie | No Votes | 294 | |||
| King Of Stains | King Of Pain | The Police | No Votes | 268 | |||
| Like Iraq | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | No Votes | 334 | |||
| All You Need Is Luck (the Bosox Anthem) | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 241 | |
| House Of The Rising Buns | House Of The Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 253 | |
| A Plate Of Asparagus | The Age Of Aquarius | Fifth Dimension | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 292 | |
| I Hear You Barkin' | I Hear You Knockin | Dave Edmunds | No Votes | 247 | |||
| Whne Dubya Went Down To Georgia | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 232 | |
| We're On American Land | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | No Votes | 215 | |||
| Girls With Leather Have Fun | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 308 | |
| Slim | Him | Rupert Holmes | No Votes | 214 | |||
| I Just Want To Be Your Hairy Thing | I Just Want To Be Your Everything | Andy Gibb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 292 | |
| By Best French Girlfriend | My Best Friend's Girlfriend | The Cars | No Votes | 317 | |||
| Small Cow | Small Town | John Mellencamp | No Votes | 244 | |||
| Still From The Surgery | Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | No Votes | 194 | |||
| The Bosox' Summer | The Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 206 | |
| She's So Wide | She's So High | Tal Bachman | No Votes | 265 | |||
| Dry My Scar | Drive My Car | The Beatles | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 223 | |
| A Cheerio Girl | Material Girl | Madonna | 3.5 | 1.5 | 2.5 | 342 | |
| I Want A Booty Nurse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 257 | |
| Dentistry | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 233 | |
| P.S. I.O.U | P.S. I Love You | The Beatles | No Votes | 224 | |||
| The Medical Mystery Whore | The Magical Mystery Tour | The Beatles | No Votes | 272 | |||
| Hair Beneath The Wings ( The Air Italy Song) | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bettee Midler | No Votes | 296 | |||
| Talented Girl | Calendar Girl | Neil Sedaka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| Yummy Yummy Mummy | Yummy Yummy Yummy | Ohio Express | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 433 | |
| Gonna Go And Get Stuffed | When The Going Gets Tough | Billy Ocean | No Votes | 236 | |||
| Bob Or Ann? | Barbara Ann | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 293 | |
| Bunged Together | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| My Girls ( The Pimp Daddy Song) | My Girl | The Temptations | 5.0 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 332 | |
| Pain | Fame | David Bowie | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| How Sweet Is Is (to Be Loved By Two) The Threesome Song | How Sweet It Is ( To Be Loved By You) | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 299 | |
| Necrtotizing Fasciitis | The Hypnotizin Boogie | David Wilcox | No Votes | 260 | |||
| Relevant | Cannibals | Mark Knopfler | No Votes | 236 | |||
| Threes Please Me | Please Please Me | The Beatles | No Votes | 212 | |||
| With Your Golden Hair (the Herbal Essence Song) | Sister Golden Hair | America | No Votes | 316 | |||
| Beemer | Dreamer | Supertramp | No Votes | 228 | |||
| G.P.S | SOS | Abba | No Votes | 341 | |||
| Stick Em Up | Lick It Up | Kiss | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 280 | |
| Stick It Up (the Suppository Song) | Lick It Up | Kiss | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 318 | |
| Pair (the Merry And Pippin Question) | Hair | The Cowsills | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| Forever And Ever A Man | Forever And Ever Amen | Randy Travis | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 365 | |
| For Four Guys Only | Fot Your Eyes Only | Sheena Easton | No Votes | 301 | |||
| Losing By Decision ( The Boxer's Lament) | Losing My Religion | REM | No Votes | 293 | |||
| Pizza Pizza | Teacher Teacher | Rockpile | No Votes | 262 | |||
| I Hear You're Dropping | I Hear You Knocking | Dave Edmunds | No Votes | 234 | |||
| Addicted To Smut | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| Toys Of Summer | Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | No Votes | 222 | |||
| Goin To Depends All The Time ( The Leaky Song) | Goin To The End Of The Line | Travelling Wilburys | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Porn Free | Born Free | Matt Monro | No Votes | 287 | |||
| Don't Fear The Reefer | Don't Fear The Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 1481 | |
| Striptease Chimpanzees | Gypsies Tramps And Theives | Cher | No Votes | 513 | |||
| (It Took ) The Longest Time | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| Dinner Without You | With Or Without You | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 302 | |
| As Long As You're Ugly | As Long As You Love Me | Backstreet Boys | 2.8 | 3.5 | 2.5 | 327 | |
| The Swedish Thing | The Sweetest Thing | U2 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 271 | |
| But I'd Love To | Coz I Luv You | Slade | No Votes | 264 | |||
| Think I Need A (Gatorade) | Lovely Rita (Meter Maid) | The Beatles | No Votes | 220 | |||
| Bakin Hairy Biscuits ( The Warsaw Oven Song) | Takin Care Of Business | Randy Bachman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 288 | |
| Crack To You ( The Stripper's V.I.P Song) | Back To You | Bryan Adams | No Votes | 218 | |||
| Dickweed | Big League | Tom Cochrane | No Votes | 282 | |||
| Skippin Your Classes | Jackie Onassis | Mellencamp | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 228 | |
| It's The Most Wonderful Time If You're Queer. | It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year (christmas) | Eddie Pola, George Wyle | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 338 | |
| Thank God For Hairy Gentlemen ( The Gay Barber's Song) | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional Christmas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 321 | |
| Booger Booger | Sugar Sugar | The Archies | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 324 | |
| Half Baboon Delight | Afternoon Delight | Starland Vocal Band | No Votes | 352 | |||
| Go Write The Songs | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | No Votes | 279 | |||
| LSD | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 350 | |
| Leder Hosen | Cracklin Rosie | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| Iranian Plutonium Man | Magneto And Titanium Man | Paul Mccartney | No Votes | 269 | |||
| Messages Forgotten | Message In A Bottle | The Police | No Votes | 217 | |||
| Peelin For The Queers ( The Gay Chippendale Dancer Song) | Reelin In The Years | Steely Dan | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 221 | |
| Zacky Moussaoui | Jackie Onassis | John Mellencamp | No Votes | 224 | |||
| Whoodid You Shoot? (the John Lee Malvo Song) | Rooty Toot Toot | John Mellencamp | No Votes | 196 | |||
| Heavy Metal | In The Ghetto | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 243 | |||
| Against The Grain ( The Bikini Song) | Against The Wind | Bob Seger | No Votes | 274 | |||
| When Judd Starts Quaffin' | When Love Starts Talkin | Wynonna Judd | No Votes | 265 | |||
| Goin To See 'wild' ( And The Lovely Diva, Of Course) | Born To Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 228 | |
| Michael, You Groped Someone's Son | Carry On My Wayward Son | Kansas | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 280 | |
| Diddlin' (the Michael Jackson Song) | Cinnamon | Derek | No Votes | 311 | |||
| Drinkin The Booze ( The Glen Campbell Ballad) | Singin The Blues | Guy Mitchell | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 226 | |
| Hotmail | Hot Legs | Rod Stewart | No Votes | 245 | |||
| Now Walk The Line ( The Glen Campbell Song) | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | No Votes | 255 | |||
| Mulligan's Tires | Mull Of Kintyre | Paul Mc Cartney | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 502 | |
| I 'd Love To ( The Michael Jackson Bedtime Lullaby) | I Love You | Climax | No Votes | 282 | |||
| (The Song Is) 'Mer And Pippable' | Simply Irresistable | Robert Palmer | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 192 | |
| Play The Bars | Play Guitar | Mellencamp | No Votes | 201 | |||
| Still Mccain | Still The Same | Bob Seger | No Votes | 254 | |||
| Butt's Like The Wife( The Your-ass-is-as-big-as-that-cow's Song) | Cuts Like A Knife | Bryan Adams | No Votes | 238 | |||
| Great Bummy Fart | Straight From The Heart | Bryan Adams | No Votes | 201 | |||
| Plowed Into Mine | Cloud Number Nine | Bryan Adams | No Votes | 202 | |||
| Good Old Fashioned Rubber Toys | Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 304 | |
| Spare The Band | Share The Land | The Guess Who | No Votes | 190 | |||
| I Want To Make Three ( The Golfer's Song) | I Want To Break Free | Queen | No Votes | 282 | |||
| I've Got To Try Three | I've Got To Break Three | Queen | No Votes | 257 | |||
| Someone Could Lose And Eye Tonight ( The Wet T-shirt Song) | Someone Could Lose A Heart Tonight | Eddie Rabbit | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| A Few Of My Favourite Dings ( The Hit And Run Parker's Song) | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 267 | |
| I Won't Buy These Sticks No More | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | No Votes | 320 | |||
| All Night Now ( The Viagra Song) | All Right Now | Free | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 1401 | |
| Gay Awhile ( The Realization Song) | Stay Awhile | The Bells | No Votes | 250 | |||
| Just The Three Of Us ( The merry And Pips Are Chicks' Ballad | Just The Two Of Us | Grover Washington/ Bill Withers | No Votes | 198 | |||
| The Continuing Story Of Malcolm Higgins Not Writing Songs With A Sex Theme.. | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | No Votes | 208 | |||
| The Continuing Story Of Saddam Hussein And Dick Cheney | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | Malcolm Higgins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 248 | |
| The Ever Continuing Story Of Malky Being Bored Not Writing Songs About At Least Some Sort Of Sex | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | No Votes | 226 | |||
| The Last Of Todays Songs About The Continuing Story Of Mal Not Being Able To Write Songs Any More About Sex | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Another One Likes The Crust (the Pizza Hut Song) | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 389 | |
| Spurkey ( The Spam Christmas Turkey Song) | Born Free | Andy Williams Version | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 265 | |
| It's All I Can Write ( A Sequel To The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill Quintilogy About Malky Not Being Able To Write About His Favourite Thing | It's All I Can Do | The Cars | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 244 | |
| Happy Hanukah | Help Me Rhonda | The Beach Boys | No Votes | 242 | |||
| See Queer Eye For The Straight Guy | Pretty Fly For A White Guy | The Offspring | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 240 | |
| Uday Is No Danger ( Or As We Call It, The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill's Fight To Get Malky To Be Able To Write Songs About Sex Again) | Away In A Manger | Santa Claus | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 274 | |
| Beat Him Senseless (the Mike Tyson Song About The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill And The Freeze On Sex Parodies) | Good King Wencelas | Santa Claus | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| A Few Of My Favourire Rings ( The Hollywood Proctologist Anthem) | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 353 | |
| She Moos In Mysterious Ways ( The Mad Cow Theme) | She Moves In Mysterious Ways | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 342 | |
| Squish You All Over( The Zit Popper's Song) | Kiss You All Over | Exile | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 329 | |
| Lotta Drugs | Lotta Love | Nicolette Larson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 281 | |
| Pamplona (or, 'here's Some Bull To Run With') | My Sharona | The Knack | No Votes | 244 | |||
| All I Have To Do Is Scream ( The Faker's Song) | All I Have To Do Is Dream | Everly Brothers | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 282 | |
| Any Wine At All | Any Time At All | The Beatles | No Votes | 221 | |||
| The Continuing Story Of The Buffalo Bills Secret Gay Player Meetings | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 5.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 256 | |
| She's Got Hair (the Hirsute Song) | She's Not There | The Zombies | 3.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 275 | |
| Big Bottom Curls | Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 315 | |
| Viagral Wood | Norwegian Wood | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 236 | |
| High Speed (the Internet Surfer's Song) | Half Breed | Cher | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 276 | |
| Gut You Inside And Out (the Hannibal Lecter Song) | Love You Inside And Out | The Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 286 | |
| Bad Eyes | Sad Eyes | Robert John | No Votes | 275 | |||
| You Can't Be Fat | You Can't Change That | Ray Parker Jr & Raydio | No Votes | 231 | |||
| Ahmal Shukup ( The Artist Formerly Known As Tarapoontiaratnasingam Tawilligarock) | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 376 | |
| While My Guitar's At Kuldeep's ( Or 'why An Indian Shouldn't Fix A Fender Acoustic') | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Sorority Song | Authority Song | John Mellencamp | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 331 | |
| Ali-mony | Mony Mony | Tommy James And The Shondells | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 389 | |
| (he Ain't No) Ordinary Average Guy (the Dirito Hommage) | Ordinary Average Guy | Joe Walsh | No Votes | 330 | |||
| Ordinary Average Joe | Ordinary Average Guy | Joe Walsh | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 292 | |
| Money Grubbing ( As Sung By The Ex) | All My Loving | The Beatles | No Votes | 240 | |||
| Candida ( The Yeast Infection Song) | Candida | Tony Orlando And Dawn | 2.5 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 641 | |
| P.M.S. | S.O.S. | Abba | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 346 | |
| Flatulation Day | Graduation Day | Chris Isaak | No Votes | 257 | |||
| Long? Hung? You? | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Selsun Blue | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 275 | |||
| Piss And Say Goodbye ( To Your Gold Medal) | Kiss And Say Goodbye | The Manhattans | No Votes | 360 | |||
| Kerry, that's great | Carry That Weight | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 202 | |
| Kerry's On A Wayward Run | Carry On Wayward Son | Kansas | 4.3 | 3.3 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| I Got A Goofy Nurse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| And I Mugged Her | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 223 | |
| So I Drug Her | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 235 | |
| The Smarms Of Kerry | The Arms Of Mary | Chilliwack | No Votes | 219 | |||
| Super Gal With Fragile Lips Expecting Aloe Doses | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | No Votes | 224 | |||
| Eat City Women( The Alligator's Song) | Sweet City Woman | The Stampeders | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 217 | |
| Born To Be A Guy(the She/he Thing Song) | Born To Be Alive | Patrick Hernandez | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 334 | |
| Worn To Be Inside ( The Safe Sex Parody) | Born To Be Alive | Patrick Hernandez | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 298 | |
| When I'm Six Feet Down | When I'm Sixty Four | The Beatles | No Votes | 208 | |||
| Your Mother Should Grow | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| So Hirsute | Substitute | The Who | No Votes | 217 | |||
| Gonorrhoea | Mamma Mia | Abba | 5.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 455 | |
| Tort People ( The Lawyer's Song) | Short People | Randy Newman | No Votes | 241 | |||
| Showing Me Blowing Through ( The Photo Radar Song) | Knowing Me Knowing You | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 294 | |
| Lexus | Texas | Chris Rea | No Votes | 273 | |||
| Diagnosed Vagismus (the Gynecology Song) | Driving Home For Christmas | Chris Rea | 4.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 928 | |
| Typical | Beautiful | Christina Aguilera | 1.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 226 | |
| (You Are The Green Bloodied) Hound Dogs | (You Ain't Nothin But A ) Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 222 | |
| Ass Is For Kissin' (the Corporate Song) | Passionate Kisses | Mary Chapin Carpenter | No Votes | 266 | |||
| Newsbabe | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 1.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 217 | |
| Infidfels, It Seems | Islands In The Stream | Kenny Rogers And Dolly Parton | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 293 | |
| Tell Her About It ( The Feminine Odor Song) | Tell Her About It | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 237 | |
| When Shrub Lies | When Doves Cry | Prince | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 259 | |
| Gotta Feel Pain | Gotta See Jane | R. Dean Taylor | No Votes | 246 | |||
| He'll Have To Know | He'll Have To Go | Jim Reeves | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 302 | |
| Boys And Marriage | Love And Marrriage | Dinah Shore | No Votes | 237 | |||
| Me Above | Sea Of Love | Phil Phillips And The Twilights | No Votes | 217 | |||
| Shrink The Stretch Marks | Sink The Bismark | Johnny Horton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 287 | |
| Getting Well Used | Wedding Bell Blues | The Fifth Dimension | No Votes | 169 | |||
| Getting Well Used | Wedding Bell Blues | The Fifth Dimension | No Votes | 184 | |||
| S&M | Cinnamon | Derek & The Dominoes | No Votes | 253 | |||
| Some Kinda Laxative ( The Ex Lax Tune) | Some Kinda Wonderful | Grand Funk | 5.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 261 | |
| (just Like) Wedding Two Pairs Of Guys ( The Gay Marriage Minister's Song) | (Just Like ) Living In Paradise | David Lee Roth | 4.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 379 | |
| The Glamorous Wife | The Glamorous Life | Sheila E | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 336 | |
| S&M | SOS | Abba | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 316 | |
| Two Guys Marryin' In Maine | Blue Eyes Cryin In The Rain | Willie Nelson | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 252 | |
| Got A 'code' Again ( The Sniffle Song) | On The Road Again | Willie Nelson | No Votes | 243 | |||
| 'Willie' Love Songs (What Do You Call Yours?) | Silly Love Songs | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Gordon I'm Feeling ( After All, Boston Is In Massachusetts) | More Than Feeling | Boston | No Votes | 237 | |||
| Bad Boy's Boogies ( The Wipe& Run Song) | Bad Boy Boogie | AC/DC | No Votes | 300 | |||
| What's Dub Got To Do With It? | What's Love Got To Do With It? | Tine Tuhna | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 217 | |
| Toasted Cheddar Bagel | Undercover Angel | Alan O'day | 4.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 293 | |
| Someone Stupid | Something Stupid | Frank Sinatra | No Votes | 263 | |||
| Little Stink Houses ( The Outhouse Parody) | Little Pink Houses | John Mellencamp | No Votes | 226 | |||
| When Dub Took Down Fallujah | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | No Votes | 220 | |||
| Migraines | Cocaine | Eric Crapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| MONICA | Glori | Laura Branigan | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 231 | |
| I Know I'll Never Find Another Two ( The Threesome Song) | I Know I'll Never Find Another You | The New Seekers | No Votes | 293 | |||
| Another Pair Of Fuzzy Dice | Another Day In Paradise | Phil Collins | No Votes | 262 | |||
| Thirty White Boys ( The Harem Song) | Dirty White Boy | Foreigner | No Votes | 221 | |||
| Billie Holliday | Summer Holiday | Cliff Richard | 3.3 | 2.3 | 3.0 | 314 | |
| Green Pee (the Std Song) | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 572 | |
| 9-11 | Tears In Heaven | Eric Crapton | 3.2 | 2.6 | 2.9 | 330 | |
| Build Him Up, Dub-ya | Build Me Up Buttercup | The Foundations | 3.0 | 2.0 | 1.0 | 374 | |
| Crap's In The Ladle, (the Leftie Dinner Song) | Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | No Votes | 302 | |||
| Granny's Song (the Lumbago Song) | Danny's Song | Anne Murray | No Votes | 411 | |||
| Rug Is Blue | Love Is Blue | Sinatra | No Votes | 268 | |||
| Midlife Confessions | Midnight Confessions | The Grass Roots | No Votes | 296 | |||
| Michael, Now A Leftie Whore (the Michael Moore Song) | Michael Row The Boat Ashore | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Democrats, Edwards, And John | Abraham Martin And John | Dion | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 361 | |
| Show That To Me One More Time | Do That To Me One More Time | Captain And Tennille | No Votes | 327 | |||
| A Panda | Amanda | Boston | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 350 | |
| Edit Out | Check It Out | Mellencamp | No Votes | 226 | |||
| Grill Me A Burger Up | Build Me Up Buttercup | The Foundations | 3.0 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 294 | |
| Still A Dame | Still The Same | Bob Seger | No Votes | 220 | |||
| Hysteria | America | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 221 | |||
| Bums Hurt | Love Hurts | Nazareth | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 278 | |
| Engulfed In Jelly Rolls | In Love In Stereo | The Monks | No Votes | 250 | |||
| Martha, Oh Dear | Martha My Dear | The Beatles | No Votes | 279 | |||
| She's Heaving Gnomes | She's Leaving Home | The Beatles | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Why Can't We Be Men? | Why Can't We Be Friends | War | No Votes | 300 | |||
| Gravida | Cecilia | Simon And Garfunkel | No Votes | 235 | |||
| In A Prima Gravida | In A Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | No Votes | 280 | |||
| Drinkin A Peanut Mocha | Livin La Vida Loca | Ricly Martin | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 234 | |
| The Same Twang ( The Country Song Writer's Guide) | The Chain Gang | Sam Cooke | No Votes | 280 | |||
| A Baster, Honey | A Taste Of Honey | The Beatles | No Votes | 229 | |||
| Fifty Ways To Seed Your Lover ( The Sperm Donor So | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | No Votes | 234 | |||
| What We've Agreed Upon | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | No Votes | 226 | |||
| Hope To Buy Some Rickshaw Doors | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 379 | |
| Smells Like An Onion | Always A Woman | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 266 | |
| Hilarious | Aquarious | Fifth Dimension | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 324 | |
| Due Before Monday ( The Loanshark Ballad) | Beautiful Sunday | Daniel Boone | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 264 | |
| Slack And Tight | Black And White | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Insurgent | Urgent | Foreigner | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 223 | |
| Bug Child | Love Child | The Supremes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 214 | |
| First Time Ever I Saw Your Place | First Time Ever I Saw Your Face | Roberta Flack Jacket | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 242 | |
| Ova | Lola | The Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| Lean Lean Ass Of Old | Green Green Grass Of Home | Tom Jones | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 279 | |
| Over ( The Divorce Song) | Lola | The Kinks | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 234 | |
| Please Delete Me( The Chucky Screwed Up The Vote S | Please Release Me | Engelbert Humpmydink | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 306 | |
| Another Play (the Video Addict Song) | Another Day | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| Water Polo Man | Solitary Man | Chris Isaak Version | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| Sir Puke | Sir Duke | Stevie Wonder Bread | 3.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 217 | |
| Mike Pacholek | Time Passages | Al Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Scorn Betwen Two Lovers | Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary Mcgregor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 451 | |
| I Love Cecille | Our Lips Are Sealed | The Go Go's | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 291 | |
| Dorsal Fin | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 232 | |
| Deportation Day | Graduation Day | Chris Isaak | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| Immigration Day | Graduation Day | Chris Isaak | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 256 | |
| Wearin A Fila Logo | Livin La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| Drivin Home The Mistress | Drivin Home For Christmas | Chris Rea | No Votes | 277 | |||
| Flip Flop And Lie | Flip Flop And Fly | The Blues Brothers Version | 3.8 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 216 | |
| They Love You | She Loves You | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.4 | 214 | |
| Best Is My Dub | Best Of My Love | The Eagles | 4.1 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 206 | |
| Lyin Guys (the Kerry Anthem) | Lyin Eyes | The Eagles | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 201 | |
| Detested My Rug | The Best Of My Love | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| (You're The Pussy That's On) Top Of The World | Top Of The World | The Carpenters | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 235 | |
| (They Took My ) Sofa Away From Me | So Far Away From Me | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| Superman's Song ( It's Not Easy Being Reeves) | Superman's Song ( It's Not Easy Being Me) | Five For Fighting | 2.7 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 2052 | |
| The Bowflex | The Reflex | Duran Duran | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 302 | |
| Back Where We Belong ( In The White House) | Up Where We Belong | Jennifer Warnes & Joe Cocker | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 223 | |
| Kerry Died, To Bush Like Gore. | 25 Or 6 To 4 | Chicago | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 352 | |
| (She Has A) Round 'appliance' | Sounds Of Silence | Simon And Garfunkel | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 251 | |
| Jingle Ball Rock | Jingle Bell Rock | John Mayer | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 3868 | |
| Hair Was Abundant (or Why I'll Never Date Another | Werewolves Of London | Warren Zevon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 222 | |
| Grab Yourself A Hairy Little Mistress | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Traditional Christmas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 485 | |
| Already Blonde | Already Gone | The Eagles | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 238 | |
| Have You Ever Seen Bahrain? | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.4 | 3.8 | 4.4 | 238 | |
| Fifty Ways To Heave Your Brother (The Upset Stomac | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Loves | Paul Simon | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 223 | |
| Just Another Version Of Bohemian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.2 | 353 | |
| Come Around Two ( Or, Why I'm Late For Our First C | Runaround Sue | Dion | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 278 | |
| Good Company( Or How To Make Billions As A Crooked | Good Company | Queen | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 278 | |
| I Hid Drugs In My Car | I'm I Love With My Car | Queen | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.8 | 296 | |
| Freshly Lasered Eyes ( The 'ididn't Have Surgery' | Betty Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 341 | |
| Romans ( The Olden Days, Of Course) | Woman | John Lennon | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 206 | |
| She Will Be Snuffed | She Will Be Loved | Maroon Five | 2.3 | 2.7 | 2.0 | 255 | |
| I Saw Mommy Having Menopause | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | No Idea | 2.8 | 2.0 | 2.2 | 358 | |
| He Came Upon The Cream, The Clear ( The Barry Bond | It Came Upon A Midnight Clear | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 215 | |
| Menopause Is Bringing Her Down | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 340 | |
| (I Wish They'd Offer Me) California Girls | California Girls | Beach Boys | 2.5 | 3.3 | 3.0 | 283 | |
| Kentucky Love | Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 234 | |
| Stick In Her Eye | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| Nice Beaver | Night Fever | The Bee Gees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 301 | |
| Take A Chunk Of Meat | Take A Chance On Me | Abba | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 340 | |
| Lebron Broke A Bone In His Face | We Gotta Get Out Of This Place | The Animals | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 208 | |
| The End Of The M&m's | The End Of The Innocence | Don Henley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 316 | |
| Caramilk (oh My) | Cara, Mia | Jay And The Americans | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 218 | |
| Nonoxyl Number 9 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Searchers | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 469 | |
| Timed Packages( The Suicide Bomber Song) | Time Passages | Al Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 255 | |
| Fat Girls | Bad Girls | Donna Summer | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 356 | |
| Fat Girls | Bad Girls | Donna Summer | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 383 | |
| Cheeks Out | Freak Out | Le Chic | 3.9 | 3.3 | 3.6 | 271 | |
| I Feel Rough (the Morning After Song) | I Feel Love | Donna Summer | 4.0 | 2.7 | 3.0 | 781 | |
| My Corolla | My Sharona | The Knack | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 547 | |
| Lesions On Your Bum (the Confidential Vd Clinic So | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 311 | |
| Vomit | Woman | John Lennon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| Hairy Jane's Last Chance | Mary Jane's Last Dance | Tom Petty | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 273 | |
| Thy Will Be Done | She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5 | 4.8 | 3.6 | 4.4 | 232 | |
| Seasick Asian Man (the Boat People Song) | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 321 | |
| Would You Lay Me? | In The Navy | The Village People | 3.6 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 262 | |
| Three Times A Day, Dear | Three Times A Lady | Lionel Ritchie | 4.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 281 | |
| Three Times Related (the Kentucky Wedding Song) | Three Times A Lady | Lionel Ritchie | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 306 | |
| Big Girl | Rich Girl | Hall And Oates | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 310 | |
| My Cadaver (the Medical School Song) | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| Phu-ket The Tsunami Relief Song) | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 4.0 | 1.3 | 3.7 | 247 | |
| Don't You (Two Fret About Me) The No More Wonderin | Don't You (Forget About Me) | Simple Minds | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 251 | |
| Dry At Night | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 237 | |
| Dry At Night | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| Lyin' Through The Charms Of Merry | Lyin In The The Arms Of Mary | Chilliwack | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 237 | |
| Lady Did A Bad Pad Thing (the Proper Disposal Song | Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing | Chris Isaak | 1.7 | 1.3 | 1.3 | 267 | |
| Cash Dance (Table Peeling) | Flashdance(What A Feeling) | Irene Cara | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 263 | |
| On Parole | Heart And Soul | Huey Lewis And The News | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 242 | |
| Buy Ham, I Said (there's A 3rd Mad Cow) | I Am I Said | Neil Diamond | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 252 | |
| Bad Feet | Half Breed | Cher | 4.5 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 313 | |
| I'm Hooked On Narcotics | I'm Hooked On A Feeling | BJ Thomas | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 240 | |
| Pukin' Up That Raptor ( The T-rex Indigestion Song | Lookin Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 196 | |
| Again, It's Gin | Against The Wind | Bob Seger | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 229 | |
| No Pootin Like That | Don't Do Me Like That | Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 209 | |
| Only The Good Dry Hung (the Laundry Song) | Only The Good Die Young | Billy Joel | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 235 | |
| I'm Naive | I Believe | Chilliwack | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 236 | |
| Moden Drugs | Modern Love | David Bowie | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 212 | |
| We're Giving Iraqis An Election | How Much Is That Doggy In The Window? | Traditional | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 249 | |
| Gitmo In A While | Stay Awhile | The Bells | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 236 | |
| Fetus | Venus | Bananarama | 5.0 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 298 | |
| Michael Jaskson, Schwarzenegger, All Combined, Mike-was-a-negger | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Bryan Hyland | 3.3 | 2.9 | 2.8 | 302 | |
| She Necked Me At Seventeen | She's Sexy And Seventeen | The Stray Cats | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.5 | 274 | |
| Hopelessly They Voted For You | Hopelessly Devoted To You | Olivia Newton John | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 231 | |
| Sit Too Long Before I Go ( The Dry Poop Song) | Just A Song Before I Go | Crosby Stills And Nash | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 273 | |
| That Was My Fart | You're In My Heart | Rod Stewart | 3.3 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 256 | |
| You're The One With A Thong | You're The One That I Want | Olivia Newton-john And John Travolta | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 255 | |
| Lime Wire | Live Wire | ACDC | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 371 | |
| Sunnis | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| The End ..it Won't Curl ( The Damaged Hair Song) | The End Of The World | Skeeter Davis | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 262 | |
| Hounds Are In The Heather | Up Among The Heather | The Irish Rovers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 375 | |
| Blonde Blonde Blonde, She Been Blonde So Long | My Girl | Chilliwack | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 243 | |
| The Transsexual Golfer Named 'bagger' | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 216 | |
| Men (the Michael Jackson Autobiographical Lullaby) | Ben | Michael Jackson | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 317 | |
| Bagger Is Fine | Draggin The Line | Tommy James And The Shondells | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 225 | |
| (They Got The Way To Lose With)kerry | Cherry Cherry | Neil Diamond | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 236 | |
| We Go 'American Plan' | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 203 | |
| M.J's D.A. | YMCA | The Village People | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 226 | |
| You'll Have To Blow (the Breathalyzer Lament) | He'll Have To Go | Jim Reeves | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 346 | |
| Do? What Did He? | Doo Wha Diddy | Manfred Mann | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 392 | |
| Geese | Grease | Frankie Valli | 3.5 | 2.0 | 3.5 | 253 | |
| Dung Is In The Air | Love Is In The Air | John Paul Young | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 258 | |
| Love Is Like Oxy-clean | Love Is Like Oxygen | Sweet | 5.0 | 3.3 | 4.0 | 472 | |
| Drag Queen And Queer | Magnet And Steel | Walter Egan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| Sayin' Their Lies ( Michael's Rebuttal) | Stayin Alive | The Bee Gees | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 231 | |
| Don't Come Around Sue ( The Restraining Order Ball | Runaround Sue | Dion And The Belmonts | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Fat Kirstie Alley | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 276 | |
| I-pod | My Guy | Mary Wells | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.8 | 237 | |
| The Beef Goes On | The Beat Goes On | Sonny And Cher | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 292 | |
| the Sicker Game | The Wicked Game | Chris Isaak | 2.6 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 282 | |
| The Detection Of Cannabis Resin | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| ( I Wish They All Could See) California Rules | California Girls | Beach Boys | 3.4 | 2.6 | 2.8 | 278 | |
| Should I Suck Or Should I Blow (the Democratic Pol | Should I Stay Or Should I Go? | The Clash | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 260 | |
| The Mighty Spaff | The Mighty Quinn | Manfred Mann | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 411 | |
| I Lost The Parrot (but I Did Not Kill Miss Bakely, | I Shot The Sherrif | Eric Crapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 244 | |
| Death For The First Degree | Love In The First Degree | Alabama | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| Gone Poopin' | Gone Shootin | Ac Dc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 296 | |
| Wider Men (Yours Truly Of Course) | Spiderman | Tv Theme | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 237 | |
| Spider Veins | Spider Men | Tv Theme | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| How Neat Is My Rug? | How Deep Is Your Love? | The Bee Gees | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 283 | |
| The Hot Dogs Go On | The Heart Does Go On | Celine Dion | 4.8 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| Viagra | Diana | Paul Anka | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 296 | |
| Johnny (Cochrane) Was Good | Johnny Be Good | Chuck Bery | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 313 | |
| Reddy Hairs | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Jane Fonda | Oh, Donna | Richie Valens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 337 | |
| Seven Little Boys, Sittin In The Ranch Seat | Seven Little Girls Sittin In The Back Seat | Paul Evans And The Curls | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 246 | |
| Long Goolies | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 209 | |
| Born To Be Fat | Born To Be Bad | George Thorogood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 253 | |
| VD | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| VD | Cocaine | Eric Crapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 234 | |
| Ooh Now They're Tight | Oowatanite | April Wine | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| Dry Heaves | Why Me? | Styx | No Votes | 263 | |||
| Hairy, Fat And Dirty | Ferry Cross The Mersey | Gery And The Pacemakers | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 267 | |
| The Nose | The Rose | Bette Midler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| Afghanistan | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| Nafta Man | Ramblin Man | Allman Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 277 | |
| Wear An American Brand | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| High All Right | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| Making Love With Little Bobblehead Dolls | Making Love Out Of Nothing At All | Air Supply | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 380 | |
| Parakeet People (the Cloning Gone Bad Song) | Indian Reservation | Paul Revere And The Raiders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 603 | |
| Boys Doin Girls | Joy To The World | Three Dog Night | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 303 | |
| Cialis | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 248 | |
| Levitra | Nikita | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 234 | |
| E.D. | Cocaine | Eric Crapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| My Rug Is Alive ( The Transplant Song) | Love Is Alive | Gary Wright | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Tom DeLay | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 243 | |
| Unravellin' Man | Travelin' Man | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Fump! The Fireworks Song | Jump | Van Halen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 1206 | |
| Alex, You're Fired | Mull Of Kintyre | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Hiroshima Fan | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 225 | |||
| Hiroshima Fan | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 214 | |
| She Better! | The Letter | Joe Cocker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 246 | |
| Nagasaki Fan | Ramblin Man | Allman Brothers Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| The Flicker | The Picture | Kid Rock | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 251 | |
| Runaway (the Jen Wilbanks Song) | Runaway | Del Shannon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 259 | |
| We Got Tourettes | We Got The Beat | The Go Go's | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 303 | |
| But I Love Fur | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 228 | |
| Can't Bummy Love Her | Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 226 | |
| Dear Boobies (the Implant Song) | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 279 | |
| G-spot | Too Hot | Kool And The Gang | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 268 | |
| The Pope, A Ratzinger | Rock And Roll Singer | Ac/dc | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 280 | |
| Toke Up For Fun | Soak Up The Sun | Sheryl Crow | 4.6 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 223 | |
| I Saw It On A Website | Heard It Through The Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| The Lays We Were | The Way We Were | Barbra Streisand | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 236 | |
| Fill Hens | Till Then | The Mills Brothers | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| Mr Woven Hair | Sister Golden Hair | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Enlist For A Good Time, (not A Long Time) | Here For A Good Time ( Not A Long Time) | Trooper | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 404 | |
| Whine After Whine ( The Ex Wife Song) | Time After Time | Cyndi Lauper | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 838 | |
| He Should Have Known Better | I Should Have Known Better | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| (We're Gonna) Picket Outside | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 223 | |
| Bought A New, Toy, It Goes Exactly Where You Poo P | Chattanooga Choo Choo | Glenn Miller | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 242 | |
| That Oil Is Mine ( The Dick Cheney Song) | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 246 | |
| Pneumonia | Cecilia | Simon And Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| S.T.D. | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 249 | |
| Naked On The Run ( The Streaking Song) | Take It On The Run | Reo Speedwagon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 842 | |
| Found Blog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 216 | |
| Won't You Say Some Doctor Hung Somebody's Lung Son | Hey Won't You Play Another Somebody Done Somebody | B.J. Thomas | 5.0 | 3.5 | 3.0 | 214 | |
| Threw Her Out | Movin Out | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 223 | |
| My Green Ford | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 235 | |
| He's Only Just Begun ( Or What Is Dubya Up To Next | We've Only Just Begun | The Carpenters | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 208 | |
| Spaceman | Graceland | Paul Simon | No Votes | 232 | |||
| I Want Tires | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | No Votes | 192 | |||
| Bi Wife | My Life | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 278 | |
| Edelweiss City (the Berlin Song) | Paradise City | Guns N' Roses | No Votes | 236 | |||
| Catacomb | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 227 | |
| One Fine Lay | One Fine Day | The Chiffons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 244 | |
| Take A Shot At The Child Side (Michael Jackson's | Take A Walk On The Wild Side | Lou Reed | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 396 | |
| Where Did My Rug Go? | Where Did Our Love Go? | The Supremes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| I'm A Filibuster | I'm A Girl Watcher | The O'kaysions | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 294 | |
| Evolution | Revolution | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 224 | |
| Sad Day In Cobb County | Sad Day In Floyd County | Dwight Yoakam | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 280 | |
| For What It's Worth In Aruba | For What It's Worth | Buffalo Springfield | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 383 | |
| Phony Phony ( The Baghdad Police Recruit Theme) | Mony Mony | Tommy James And The Shondells | No Votes | 383 | |||
| Senorita (Tickle My Toes) | Chiquitita | Abba | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 510 | |
| Run From Arlene | Come On Eileen | Dexy's Midnight Runners | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 358 | |
| He's Got Some Flopping Wood ( Another Viagra Song) | I'm Into Something Good | Herman's Hermits | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Kerry Vs. The Oil Baron | Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron | The Royal Guardsmen | 4.7 | 3.3 | 4.0 | 264 | |
| Bring Some Boys Home ( It's Party Time At The Neve | Bring The Boys Home | Freda Payne | No Votes | 325 | |||
| Two Lattes | Blue Jay Way | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 220 | |
| Me And You Need The Dog Shampoo | Me And You And A Dog Named Boo | Lobo | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 335 | |
| Vulva | Lola | The Kinks | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 295 | |
| Strained Cops Are Beatin On My Head( The Rodney Ki | Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| Four To Nine (the Jackson Beddy Bye Song) | 409 | Beach Boys | 4.5 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 357 | |
| Don't Ever Vote The Left Again | I'll Never Fall In Love Again | Deacon Blue | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 244 | |
| Neverland Love | Never My Love | The Association | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 224 | |
| Clip It | Whip It | Devo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| My Chihuahua | My Sharona | The Knack | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.1 | 513 | |
| Those Little Peenies (Michael's Lullabye) | Oh Little Jeannie | Elton John | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 257 | |
| Mrs. Pitt (the Angelina Jolie Melody) | This Is Is | Kenny Loggins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 309 | |
| On A Roaming Phone | Like A Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | No Votes | 212 | |||
| Better Dates With Guys | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 269 | |
| Better Days With Guys ( The Ugly Cougar Song) | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 1524 | |
| I Rang Disney | I Sang Dixie | Dwight Yoakam | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 255 | |
| Get It Off, Get Me Up, Are You Loose? | Turn It On, Turn It Up, Turn Me Loose | Dwight Yoakam | No Votes | 262 | |||
| Pocahontas | Mrs Brown | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 253 | |
| May Be Inbred | Lady In Red | Chris Deburgh | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 326 | |
| Already Long | Already Gone | The Eagles | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 247 | |
| Katrina (The Hurricane Song) | Cecilia | Sinon And Garfunkel | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 345 | |
| You Can Get It (the Herpes Song) | Come And Get It | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 1095 | |
| Make It Easy | Take It Easy | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 272 | |
| Say.. Hey, Ray? | Say Say Say | Paul Mccartney | 4.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 230 | |
| For The Benefit Of Ray Nagin | Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Do You Want To Work For FEMA? (the Political Song) | Do You Want To Know A Secret? | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 253 | |
| Bud Light | Bus Stop | The Byrds | 4.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 302 | |
| Nagin's A Swine | Draggin The Line | Tommy James And The Shondells | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 244 | |
| A Big Suburban (the Gas Guzzler Song) | Beast Of Burden | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 280 | |
| Spokane | Cocaine | Eric Crapton | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.3 | 481 | |
| Gutless Whimper | Careless Whisper | Wham | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 306 | |
| How'z About A Date? | Eyes Without A Face | Billy Idol | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| Sex On The Sreet | Sesame Street Theme | The Muppets | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 368 | |
| Reverend Blue Jeans | Forever In Blue Jeans | Neil Diamond | 3.6 | 2.2 | 3.1 | 2322 | |
| Always | Always | Bon Jovi | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 300 | |
| I Ain't That Slime Anymore | I Ain't Got Time Anymore | The Glass Bottle | No Votes | 198 | |||
| A Grape (the Green Enchilada Song) | Escape (the Pina Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 282 | |
| I Might Fart | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 220 | |
| Wanna Go And Get Stuffed? | When The Goin Gets Tough | Billy Ocean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Wanna Go And Get Stuffed? | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 229 | |
| Donuts Made My Small Ass Huge | Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue | Crystal Gayle | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 389 | |
| Knocked Up His Woman ( The 'cruise'-ing Parody) | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 241 | |
| Harvard Fools | Dancin With Myself | Billy Idol | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 224 | |
| Harvard Fools | Harvest Moon | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| A Little Disease, A Little Bird Flu | A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You | The Monkees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 225 | |
| Heir | Hair | The Cowsills | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 234 | |
| If You Would Beat My Hind End | If You Could Read My Mind | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 258 | |
| Mega-pixel (the Camera Phone Song) | Sister Christian | Night Ranger | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 462 | |
| They All Took Ducks | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 273 | |||
| Please Trade With Me, Argentina | Don't Cry For Me Argentina | Who Knows | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Amman's Shook Up | Sausalito Summernight | Diesel | 2.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 271 | |
| Amman's Shook Up | Jenny | Tommy Tutone | No Votes | 266 | |||
| Amman's Shook Up | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 255 | |
| They're Together Now | All Together Now | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 229 | |
| Herein Is The Benefit Of Being Tight | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 205 | |
| God Day Scumbags (the Guantanamo Song) | Good Day Sunshine | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 231 | |
| Got To Get Them Into My Life | Got To Get You Into My Life | The Beatles | 4.5 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 207 | |
| They Should Have Known Better | I Should Have Known Better | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| Almost Sixty Four | When I'm Sixty Four | The Beatles | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 274 | |
| Amman's Shook Up | Sausalito Summernight | Diesel | No Votes | 294 | |||
| If You Get Gonorrhea | Take A Letter Maria | R.B. Greaves | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 294 | |
| Queers In The Cats | Year Of The Cat | Al Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 240 | |
| Iraqi Woman | Kentucky Woman | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| Lay Down Malky | Lay Down Sally | Eric Crapotn | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 214 | |
| Dis Code Dat I'm Feeling | More Than A Feeling | Boston | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| (Are Your) Nuts All Right? | Walk Of Life | Dire Straits | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| Places (For Rugs) | Traces | Dennis Yost | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| (Here's A) Prick, Ouch | (She's A) Brick House | The Commodores | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 297 | |
| Conflict Diamonds | Kung Fu Fighting | Carl Williams | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 241 | |
| Afghanistan | Lucky Man | Emerson Lake And Palmer | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 260 | |
| I Needled An Iranian Man | Magneto And Titanium Man | Wings | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 362 | |
| Tonight I'll Cellotape My Nuts To You | Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You | Peabo Bryson And Roberta Flak Jacket | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Devito | Nikita | Elton John | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Everyone Wore Burkas For The Weekend | Workin' For The Weekend | Loverboy | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 262 | |
| Hammertoe (the Footy Song) | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| Morbidly Cool | Poor Little Fool | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 196 | |
| Ugly Now That You're Older | Put Your Head On My Shoulders | Paul Anka | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 272 | |
| (Daddy..) Are We There? | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 232 | |
| Borrow Mine | 409 | Beach Boys | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 382 | |
| Salisbury Steaks Forever (the Tv Dinner Song) | Strawberry Fields Forever | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 231 | |
| The Man Wasch Bond (Sung In Connery) | The Man's Too Strong | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Silicone | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 237 | |
| Belly There | Teddy Bare | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| John Barry There | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 196 | |
| Osama Bear | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 262 | |
| Smelly Hair | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| That Teddy There | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Honey I'm Hung | Honey I'm Home | Shania Twain | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 240 | |
| Honey, I'm Stoned | Honey I'm Home | Shania Twain | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 481 | |
| Hand Job | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 318 | |
| Sound Byte | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 189 | |
| Love My Gender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 240 | |||
| Return The Blenders | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| Sledding Team | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 210 | |||
| Wedded Bliss | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 201 | |||
| Another Stupid Verse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 273 | |
| I Snogged A Stupid Nurse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 227 | |
| You've Got To Hide Your Dog Away | You've Got To Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 184 | |
| You've Got To Hide Your Thing Away | you've Got To Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 4.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 214 | |
| Slow Walkin Roger ( The Fire Engine Guy) | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 276 | |
| The End Of The Insolence | The End Of The Innocence | Don Henley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| The End Of The Insulin | The End Of The Innocence | Don Henley | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 233 | |
| The Milf Is Mine | The Girl Is Mine | Paul Mccartney And Michael Jackson | No Votes | 391 | |||
| We Got The Universe | Across The Universe | The Beatles | No Votes | 233 | |||
| Blow Job | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 267 | |
| Oh What A Fight | Oh What A Night | Franki Valli | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 252 | |
| Imagine (There's No Lennon) | Imagine | John Lennon | 2.2 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 310 | |
| Wildfire (the Oklahoma Song) | Wildfire | Michael Martin Murphey | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 249 | |
| Ali-monay | That's Amore | Dean Martin Version | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 269 | |
| We Want Ah-nee(arnie) | I Want Candy | Bow Wow Wow | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 246 | |
| Playin With Her Tits (the Caged Song) | Puttin On The Ritz | Taco | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 368 | |
| The 12 Bombs Of New Years | The Twelve Days Of Christmas | Traditional | 4.2 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 304 | |
| Crumbled Duck (the Leftover Song) | Thunderstruck | Ac/dc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 296 | |
| Tundra Sucks (the Wind Chill Melody) | Thunderstruck | AC/DC | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| I Wanna See Your Fat | I Wanna Be Your Man | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 203 | |
| I Suffered A Stroke ( The Sharon Song) | I Started A Joke | The Bee Gees | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 274 | |
| My Fly | My Guy | Mary Wells | No Votes | 244 | |||
| The Whitest Sheep Are Tight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 2.3 | 3.7 | 3.0 | 300 | |
| Be Me | Free Me | Roger Daltrey | No Votes | 247 | |||
| Freebies | Free Me | Roger Daltrey | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 230 | |
| She's So Dry | She's So High | Tal Bachman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 299 | |
| Noses Go Red | Roses Are Red | Bobby Vinton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 256 | |
| The Strip | The Twist | Chubby Chicker | No Votes | 228 | |||
| Before The Next Beerdrop Falls | Before The Next Teardrop Falls | Freddy Fender | No Votes | 323 | |||
| Was Alito Summoned Right? | Sausalito Summernight | Diesel | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 279 | |
| Only Fifteen (Hundred) | Only Sixteen | Sam Cooke | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 219 | |
| My Love Is A Lie | My Love Is Alive | Gary Wright | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 1097 | |
| Fun Fun Stunts | Fun Fun Fun | The Beach Boys | No Votes | 245 | |||
| Alito's A Republican Man | Magneto And Titanium Man | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| Tummy | honey | Bobby Goldsboro | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 278 | |
| Pastafarian In New York | Englishman In New York | The Police | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 256 | |
| Vegetarian In New York | Englishman In New York | The Police | No Votes | 250 | |||
| Like My Socks? | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | No Votes | 218 | |||
| Addicted To Oil | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 275 | |
| Boss Is Too Diverse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 244 | |
| A Shiver | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| The Klingons | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| The Liver | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| The River | The Letter | The Letter | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 234 | |
| All White Cows | All Right Now | Free | 4.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 301 | |
| Pants Falling Down | Allentown | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 297 | |
| Pants Falling Down | Allentown | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| How Could You Send, A Broken Part? | How Can You Mend A Broken Heart? | The Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 260 | |
| Raise A Little Owl | Raise A Little Hell | Trooper | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 429 | |
| Chicken Out | Check It Out | John Mellencamp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| Jack To Diane | Jack And Diane | John Mellencamp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 277 | |
| When Smoking Things | When Smokey Sings | Abc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 364 | |
| I'm Bald Again | I Call Your Name | The Beatles | No Votes | 250 | |||
| Yellow Legged Frog | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| Should I Shave Or Should I Soak | Should I Stay Or Should I Go | The Clash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 214 | |
| Nice Hair | I Swear | All For One | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 267 | |
| I'm A Luger | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 226 | |
| Katrina Did New Orleans | Battleof New Orleans | Johnny Horton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 288 | |
| Cheney Shoots Your Eyes | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 204 | |
| Watching Th Olympics | Watching The Detectives | Elvis Costello | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 285 | |
| Cheney | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 224 | |
| Shot A Millionaire | Drops Of Jupiter | Train | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 283 | |
| Turinoville ( The Olympic Song) | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | No Votes | 274 | |||
| Woe, Canada | Oh Canada | The Canadian People | 4.3 | 2.7 | 3.3 | 256 | |
| Kill The Bum | Still The One | Orleans | 5.0 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 276 | |
| Hammertoe | Kokomo | Beach Boys | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 310 | |
| Stammered So | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 212 | |
| Strohs Man | Soul Man | Sam And Dave | No Votes | 296 | |||
| Subway Train | Modern Love | David Bowie | No Votes | 226 | |||
| Midwife Confessions | Midnight Confessions | The Grass Roots | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 318 | |
| Midwife Confessions | Midnight Confessions | The Grass Roots | 3.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 329 | |
| I'd Love To Sell You Steel Here Tonight | I'd Really Love To See You Tonight | England Dan And John Ford Colon | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 206 | |
| Uranium Enriched In Iran | Magneto and Titanium Man | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| Texas (wildfires) | Texas | Chris Rea | 4.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 286 | |
| Cara Milk | Cara Mia | Jay And The Americans | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 239 | |
| The Dose | The Rose | Bette Midler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 250 | |
| Three Types Of Gravy | Three Times A Lady | Lionel Ritchie | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 261 | |
| For Your Lungs This Time | For The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Impotent | Beautiful | Christine Aguilera | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| Tonight, We're Celibate, My Love, It's True | Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You | Peabo Bryson And Roberta Flack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| Cut Me Off | Start Me Up | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 233 | |
| Run About Wildebeest | Build Me Up, Buttercup | The Foundations | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 282 | |
| Doctor My Thighs | Doctor, My eyes | Jackson Browne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| Some Hair I Love | Somewhere My Love | Ray Coniff And The Singers | No Votes | 247 | |||
| Al-zarqawi | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Suck Me Gently | Rock Me Gently | Andy Kim | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 2302 | |
| Reasons To Be Dumb | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | 5.0 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 322 | |
| T.V. | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 285 | |
| I'm The New Leader (the Al Queda Song) | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 208 | |
| All It Was Is Spam | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 212 | |
| Jelly Bellied Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 200 | |
| Sanitary Plan | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 3.3 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 356 | |
| (We All) Mosque Together | Lost Together | Blue Rodeo | No Votes | 263 | |||
| Love's Better With Your Hand | Love Letters In The Sand | Pat Boone | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 256 | |
| My Herbal Agents | My Special Angel | Bobby Helms | No Votes | 232 | |||
| The Pink Panther | I'm A Girl Watcher | The Okaysions | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 361 | |
| No Time ( The Executioner Song) | No Time | The Guess Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| No Wines | No Time | The Guess Who | No Votes | 208 | |||
| You Ate Treadwell (the Grizzly Man Song) | You Wear It Well | Rod Stewart | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 265 | |
| Geriatric Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 250 | |
| All Of My Parts (the Old Guy Lament) | All Of My Heart | Abc | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 296 | |
| You And Me And Your Sis Makes Three | Me And You And A Dog Named Boo | Lobo | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 325 | |
| Feel Like Baking Stuff | Feel Like Making Love | Bad Company | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 909 | |
| Fifty Ways You'll Need Your Scrubber | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 219 | |
| Juicy Fruit | Super Freak | Rick James | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 348 | |
| Printer Wonderland | Winter Wonderland | Santa Claus | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 303 | |
| Tranny Woman(?) | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 316 | |
| Both Sides Now (the Proctology Tune) | Both Sides Now | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 284 | |
| The Political Songs | The Logical Song | Supertramp | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.5 | 390 | |
| Crapping | Laughing | The Guess Who | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 250 | |
| Did Italians Ream Zidane? | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.0 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 299 | |
| With A Gummy Bear | In The Summer Time | Mungo Jerry | 1.9 | 2.1 | 2.3 | 709 | |
| Bringing You A Beer | Wishing You Were Here | Chicago | No Votes | 249 | |||
| Wishing Ewes Were Here | Wishing You Were Here | Chicago | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| Gimme All Your Rubbers | Gimme All Your Lovin | ZZ Top | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 299 | |
| (She Found) Aruba's Kind Of Rough | A Groovy Kind Of Love | The Mindbenders | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 264 | |
| She's A German | She's A Woman | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Pain Dance | Rain Dance | The Guess Who | No Votes | 260 | |||
| The Soccer Song | The Hockey Song | Stompin Tom Connors | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| Whips And Leather Lonely Hearts Club Band | Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | No Votes | 213 | |||
| The Nightly Bore | The Night Before | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| This Toy | This Boy | The Beatles | No Votes | 214 | |||
| This Toy | This Boy | The Beatles | No Votes | 205 | |||
| Put It In Your Mouth (the Toothbrush Song) | Wouldn't It Be Nice | Beach Boys | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 626 | |
| Hold Your Legs Up | Hold Your Head Up | Argent | No Votes | 334 | |||
| Crest | Blessed | Elton John | No Votes | 226 | |||
| The Murdering Of John With Yoko | The Ballad Of John And Yoko | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 218 | |
| Seems A Bit Extreme To Me | Dream A Little Dream Of Me | Mama Cass | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 304 | |
| Seafood | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| I'm Ready To Cremate This Man | I'm Henry The Eighth I Am | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Did They Aputate Last Christmas? | Have A Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 3.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 265 | |
| Ahead With The Registry( The Bridal Song) | Ahead By A Century | The Tragically Hip | No Votes | 288 | |||
| Sixteen Hundred | Sixteen Candles | The Crests | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| Hezbollah | Shambala | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 362 | |
| Being For The Benefit Of Retro Night | Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| Sulu..... Warp Factor Four | Cupid.. (Draw Back Your Bow) | Sam Cooke | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 278 | |
| I Followed This Bum | I'll Follow The Sun | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| The Continuing Tragedy Of Bungalow Builds | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | No Votes | 198 | |||
| Lebanon | Yesterday | The Beatles | 3.3 | 2.0 | 2.7 | 208 | |
| Every Summer Is Schnitzel Time | Summer Of 69 | Bryan Adams | 4.2 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 266 | |
| Protection At Night | Sunglasses At Night | Corey Hart | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 322 | |
| Election ( The Get Rid Of Dubya Tango) | Objection | Shakira | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 268 | |
| Wallabees | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| Bicycle Race In Paris ( The Landis Lament) | Bicycle Race | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| Seven ( The Michael Jackson Love Story) | Heaven | Bryan Adams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| Breasts | Blessed | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Free Socks For Angels | She Talks To Angels | The Black Crowes | No Votes | 396 | |||
| Little Known Angles | Mr Bojangles | Bob Dylan | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 310 | |
| They've Diagnosed It.. Jaundice | Driving Home For Christmas | Chris Rea | No Votes | 269 | |||
| Men Need Two | Who Needs You | Lisa Brokop | No Votes | 190 | |||
| Planes | Chains | The Beatles | No Votes | 252 | |||
| Veins | Chains | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 211 | |
| Upsize The Mcdonald's Song | Sad Eyes | Robert John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| Hosiery The Lingerie Song | Tragedy | The Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| Guests | Blessed | Elton John | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 196 | |
| Incest | Blessed | Elton John | 5.0 | 1.0 | 5.0 | 356 | |
| Pests | Blessed | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| Yankin The Twine | Draggin The Line | Tommy James | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| The Bar Man | Guitarzan | Ray Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 382 | |
| Digest | Blessed | Elton John | No Votes | 253 | |||
| Invest | Blessed | Elton John | No Votes | 204 | |||
| Baby, I Spewed | Baby It's You | The Beatles | No Votes | 241 | |||
| Baing For The Benefit Of Miss Snow White | Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Toys ( The Girls's Love Song) | Boys | The Beatles | No Votes | 229 | |||
| Don't Let Me Brown ( The Tanning Song) | Don't Let Me Down | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| Play Sitar | Drive My Car | The Beatles | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 213 | |
| Freaking Out | Movin Out | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| Best | Blessed | Elton John | No Votes | 221 | |||
| Bob Around (the Titanic Lament) | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| Kaopectate | I'm Your Puppet | James And Bobby Purify | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 272 | |
| Lazy Cocks | Crazy Talk | Chilliwack | No Votes | 313 | |||
| Flaky Flaky Tart | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 2.8 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 273 | |
| There Will Never Be Another Two (regrets) | There Will Never Be Another You | Woody Herman | No Votes | 243 | |||
| Stay Crude | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 233 | |
| Don't Perspire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| Snow White Obsession | Midnight Confessions | The Grass Roots | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 316 | |
| Dangers In The Night | Strangers In The Night | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 253 | |
| Her Beaver | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 259 | |
| Sting Ray | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 5.0 | 3.7 | 4.3 | 223 | |
| Sting You Right To Death | Henry The Eighth | Hermans Hermits | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 220 | |
| Stung Him In The Heart | Listen To Your Heart | Roxette | 5.0 | 2.3 | 4.0 | 310 | |
| Last Bong | Last Song | Edward Bear | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 254 | |
| Coxman | Roxanne | The Police | No Votes | 199 | |||
| Being For The Benefit Of Being Tight | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| Being For The Benefit Of Missing Sight | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | No Votes | 188 | |||
| Brains | Chains | The Beatles | No Votes | 229 | |||
| Healthy Pitas | Lovely Rita | The Beatles | No Votes | 196 | |||
| Mis-spell | Michelle | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| The Drool On The Chin | The Fool On The Hill | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| You Have Lupus, Let Me See | Memphis Tennessee | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 284 | |
| Long Brown Poo | Old Brown Shoe | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 203 | |
| While My Radar Gently Beeps | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 187 | |
| Traces Of Drugs | Traces Of Love | The Classics Iv | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 282 | |
| Queers Of A Town | Tears Of A Clown | Smoky Robinson And The Miracles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 228 | |
| Won't Carpool Again | Won't Be Fooled Again | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| Dumb Glancing | Come Dancing | The Kinks | 4.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 230 | |
| Mayonnaise | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| All The Meth You Take | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 303 | |
| The Please Stop All Your Toking | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 218 | |
| Farmer Prairie Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Iran | We Run | Strange Advance | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 211 | |
| A Boy Named Woo (Chinese Version) | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 290 | |
| I'll Never Wash In Dove Again | I'll Never Fall In Love Again | Burt Bacharach | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| Dump | Jump | Van Halen | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 327 | |
| State Trooper | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 264 | |
| Funny | Money | The Beatles | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 259 | |
| Killer Queen | Killer Queen | Quen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 332 | |
| Take Me Home, Country Roads | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | No Votes | 364 | |||
| Cross Dress Cravings | Constan Craving | K.D. Lang | No Votes | 472 | |||
| Stroganoff | Srong Enough | Sheryl Crow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| Christmas Is Over | Crimson And Clover | Tommy James And The Shondells | No Votes | 249 | |||
| Tubal Ligation | Crimson And Clover | Tommy James And The Shondells | 5.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 257 | |
| Ducks In The Wind | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 576 | |
| Rust From Within | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | No Votes | 281 | |||
| Long One | Long Run | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| Hawaiian Eyes | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | No Votes | 239 | |||
| Right Moves | Night Moves | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| Agony And Irony | Ebony And Ivory | Paul McCartney And Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 338 | |
| I Know I'll Never Wash In Dove Again | I Know I'll Never Love This Way Again | Dionne Warwick | No Votes | 271 | |||
| Where The Sheeps Have Lo Mein | Where The Strets Have No Name | U2 | No Votes | 240 | |||
| At Least Mommy Does | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | No Votes | 449 | |||
| Humpy Dumpy Mistress | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 448 | |
| Celery | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| Salary | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 252 | |
| The Jockey Song | The Hockey Song | Stompin' Tom Connors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 237 | |
| Menage A Trois | Traces | Dennis Yost | No Votes | 230 | |||
| Ballady | Valleri | The Monkees | No Votes | 228 | |||
| Calories | Valleri | The Monkees | No Votes | 227 | |||
| Gallery | Valleri | The Monkees | No Votes | 238 | |||
| Can We Get A Slice | Wouldn't It Be Nice | Beach Boys | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 228 | |
| Dali Lllama | Crazy Mama | J.J. Cale | No Votes | 271 | |||
| Darien Lake ( The Theme Park Song) | Indian Lake | The Cowsills | No Votes | 1320 | |||
| I Want To Try Three | I Want To Break Free | Queen | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 252 | |
| Your Mom's A Sumo | Your Mother Should Know | The Baetles | No Votes | 284 | |||
| Please Be Tidy | Carefree Highway | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| (everyone Eats) Turkey On This Weekend | Workin For The Weekend | Loverboy | 4.0 | 4.5 | 3.0 | 237 | |
| It's Just Another Thanksgiving | You've Got Another Thing Comin' | Judas Priest | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 293 | |
| Balls Together, Now | All Together Now | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| Maybe It's You ( The Who Farted Song) | Baby It's You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 309 | |
| Limewire | Live Wire | AC/DC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 326 | |
| 409 | 409 | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 448 | |
| Mighty Sick Sters | 96 Tears | ? And The Mysterians | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 324 | |
| Any Slime At All | Any Time At All | The Beatles | No Votes | 226 | |||
| Blackturd | Blackbird | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| That Lying Shrub | Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 219 | |
| Pick Up Pizzas, Molly Maid | Lovely Rita (Meter Maid) | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Guy DiRito | Lovely Rita | The Batles | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 235 | |
| Seashells | Michel | The Beatles | No Votes | 278 | |||
| She'll Have To Blow | She'll Have To Go | Jim Reeves | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 302 | |
| Save Parliament Hill | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 221 | |
| Merry Did A Bad Bad Thing | Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing | Chris Isaak | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 294 | |
| No Sex Is Crapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| Blasted On Wine | Bottle Of Wine | Tom Paxton | No Votes | 204 | |||
| China Blows | China Grove | Doobie Brothers | No Votes | 286 | |||
| Two Foot Putt | Coconut | Nilson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| I Wanna Kiss You Like Rover | I Wanna Kiss You All Over | Exile | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 400 | |
| Flush Three Times | Knock Three Times | Tony Orlando And Dawn | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| Gazpacho | Magic | Pilot | No Votes | 308 | |||
| Amiright | New Years Day | U2 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 294 | |
| Denny Laine | Penny Lane | Beatles | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 265 | |
| Back To Mexico | You, Me And Mexico | Edward Bear | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 260 | |
| 99 Krispy Kremes | 99 Red Balloons | Nena | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 434 | |
| Been On Drugs Before | Been In Love Before | Cutting Crew | No Votes | 248 | |||
| Pick It Up | Lick It Up | Kiss | No Votes | 328 | |||
| Goolies | Truly | Lionel Ritchie | No Votes | 260 | |||
| Blocking The Inspections | Watching The Detectives | Elvis Costello | No Votes | 279 | |||
| Flip It ( The Tom Vu Song) | Whip It | Devo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 328 | |
| The Wicked Game (Merry And Pippin Play) | Wicked Game | Chris Isaak | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 301 | |
| You Barely Smell | You Wear It Well | Rod Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 200 | |
| Teenage Bums | Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown | The Rolling Stones | No Votes | 240 | |||
| Can We Nuke North Korea? | Take A Letter, Maria | R. B. Greaves | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 276 | |
| Mama Let Him Bake | Mama Let Him Play | Gerry Doucette | No Votes | 282 | |||
| Yetis | Beth | Kiss | No Votes | 293 | |||
| Black Yetis | Black Betty | Ram Jam | No Votes | 321 | |||
| Being For The Benefit Of Data Bytes | Being For The Benfit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 226 | |
| Prison Showers Down Trhe Hall | Counting Flowers On The Wall | The Statler Brothers | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 340 | |
| Gatorade | Desiree | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 213 | |
| Stick it to PyongYang | Back On The Chain Gang | The Pretenders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| The Ham Is Cold | Band Of Gold | Freda Payne | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 229 | |
| Some Hurt ( The Really Big Poo Song) | Love Hurts | Nazareth | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 296 | |
| Long Hung Poo | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Still I Love Her | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 239 | |
| Malady | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Melody | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| Parody | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| Malady | Melody | Boys Brigade | No Votes | 253 | |||
| Don't Fear The Queefer | Don't Fear The Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 404 | |
| Stupid Gal With Rhino Hips | Supercalifrailisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Musical | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| She's Got Breasts | Brick House | The Commodores | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 995 | |
| Meat From Seals | Lucille | Kenny Rogers | No Votes | 289 | |||
| Flu, Rickets And Parasites | Two Tickets To Paradise | Eddie Money | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 324 | |
| Hot Tub | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Cat A Comb (the Don King Song) | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 227 | |
| Horny | Money | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| Viagra | One I Love | REM | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 307 | |
| Ground Conrol to mao Tse Tung | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 372 | |
| You Never Wear Cologne | You'll Never Walk Alone | From The Musical 'Carousel' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| Make Me Coffee | Do You Love Me | The Contours | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| The Bumblebee Inn | Stumblin' In | Suzi Quattro And Chris Norman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| Brother ( The South Central Song) | Mother | Pink Floyd | No Votes | 206 | |||
| Gaydar: Up..... | Radar Love | Golden Earring | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 299 | |
| Slut! | Jet | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| Expiration Date | Graduation Day | Chris Isaak | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 259 | |
| You Don't Eat For Hours... | You Don't Bring Me Flowers | Streisand And Diamond | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 213 | |
| Fender Bender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 276 | |
| Diaphragm | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 274 | |
| A.d.d | Abc | The Jackson Five | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 346 | |
| Full Of Gout | Movin Out | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| A Round Of Violence | Sounds Of Silence | Simon And Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| Bagels We Have Burned On High | Angels We Have Heard On High | Traditional Christmas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 365 | |
| A Lady Of Danger (the Candy Cane Song) | Away In A Manger | Traditional Christmas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 393 | |
| Multiple Murderer | Build Me Up, Buttercup | The Foundations | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 292 | |
| Killed Her With A Chain Saw | Heard It Through The Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 223 | |
| The Hit My Bummy Boy | The Little Drummer Boy | Traditional Christmas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 509 | |
| Funny... ( I'll Miss You) | Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 401 | |
| My New Trampoline | My Green Tambourine | The Lemon Pipers | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 277 | |
| Shami, Don't You Talk So Fast | Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast | Wayne Newton | No Votes | 287 | |||
| Eva Braun | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | 2.8 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 376 | |
| A World Without Jugs | A World Without Love | Peter And Gordon | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 347 | |
| A Blow Up Dolly | Hello Dolly | Louis Armstrong | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 303 | |
| It's Not Good (the Arrivaderci' Song) | I Feel Good | James Brown | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 339 | |
| Tight Mistress | White Christmas | Irving Berlin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 326 | |
| Weed Me Right | Treat Me Right | Pat Benatar | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| Don't Fling Me Down | Don't Bring Me Down | Electric Light Orchestra | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 309 | |
| We Built This City ( On Chocolate Rolls) | We Built This City | Starship | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 356 | |
| John Kerry Hair | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 247 | |
| Girls Who Go Wild | Born To Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 311 | |
| Tikrit | Main Street | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| The Noise Of Thunder | The Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 302 | |
| Barack Obama | Be Bop Alula | Gene Vincent | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 392 | |
| Collecting | Imagine | John Lennon | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 232 | |
| Kerry's Gone, That Wayward One | Carry On Wayward Son | Kansas | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 287 | |
| Obama | Diana | Paul Anka | 4.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 308 | |
| Hilary ( The New Campaign Song) | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 230 | |
| Spuds Made Au Gratin | Nights In White Satin | Moody Blues | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.8 | 244 | |
| Talwin Is A Wonderful Narcotic | Mrs Brown | Hermans Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 233 | |
| Scooter Libby | Wooly Bully | Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 252 | |
| Six Months For A Leaked Report?? | Six Months In A Leaky Boat | Split Enz | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 292 | |
| Talwin | Taxi | Harry Chapin | No Votes | 259 | |||
| Streets By Soldier Field | Streets Of Bakersfield | Based On The Performance By Dwight Yoakam | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 231 | |
| Bungled Up | Thunderstruck | AC/DC | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.0 | 286 | |
| Sitars, Hezbollah, Iraqi Music | Guitars, Cadillacs, | Dwight Yoakam | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 286 | |
| Nutricious Lines (The Powder Song) | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Katrina Mudpies.. | Tequila Sunrise | The Eagles | 1.7 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 235 | |
| Old Racist Guys | American Pie | Don Mclean | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 264 | |
| Back At Home, But Listless.. | Driving Home For Christmas | Chris Rea | No Votes | 273 | |||
| The Dark Side Of The Loon | Brain Damage | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| Run With Your Wife ( The San Francisco Treat Song) | Run For Your Life | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Klan Fools Are Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 231 | |
| Ritz And Cheeses | Bits And Pieces | Dave Clark 5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 240 | |
| For Anna | Diana | Paul Anka | 4.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 289 | |
| Late Anna Nicole | Shake Rattle And Roll | Bill Haley And The Comets Version | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 215 | |
| Every 'yes!' You Fake The Meg Ryan Etude) | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| Dancin In My Cell | Dancin With Myself | Billy Idol | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 290 | |
| Is This A Zit? | If This Is It | Huey Lewis And The News | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 286 | |
| Perish (the Death Song) | Cherish | The Association | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| Don't Let Him Eat Miss Riding Hood | Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood | The Animals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 260 | |
| Boca Raton | Soak Up The Sun | Sheryl Crow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 255 | |
| Dancing With Miss Mills | Dancing With Myself | Billy Idol And Generation X | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| How Was Amiel? | How Does It Feel? | Slade | No Votes | 300 | |||
| I Can't Stop Runny Poos | I Can't Stop Loving You | Ray Charles | 4.3 | 2.7 | 3.0 | 223 | |
| A New Moustache | Monster Mash | Bobby Boris Pickett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 326 | |
| Pool Skimmer Blues (the Guck Song) | Mule Skinner Blues | The Fendermen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 277 | |
| Running Nose | Ramblin' Rose | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Return To Splendour | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Stranger At The Door (the Stalker Song) | Stranger On The Shore | Acker Bilk | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 262 | |
| Get Me Ham, Get Me Eggs, Get Me Juice | Turn It On Turn It Up Turn Me Loose | Dwight Yoakam | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 252 | |
| Stuntman | Roxanne | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| Will Tong | Your Song | Elton John | 4.9 | 2.0 | 4.8 | 219 | |
| Biters Of The Worm | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 236 | |
| Skin Tight.. Wow | All Right Now | Free | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 342 | |
| Already Spawned (the Hatchery Ballad) | Already Gone | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 233 | |
| Attack Your Wife | Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 264 | |
| Mumbling | Something | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 277 | |
| S.O.B. | Refugee | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 219 | |
| It's Number Two.... | Baby It's You | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 250 | |
| Stains | Chains | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| Do You Want To Kill An Eagle??? | Do You Want To Know A Secret? | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 218 | |
| Eating Here For Years (the Time Limit Song) | Reelin In The Years | Steely Dan | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 238 | |
| Mr Potato Head | Sylvia's Mothr | Dr Hook | 4.5 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 432 | |
| Western Star ( The Old Truck Song) | Shooting Star | Bad Company | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 1267 | |
| Six Weeks With Irani Goats | Six Months In A Leaky Boat | Split Enz | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 466 | |
| It's Your Wallet I Want | You're The One That I Want | John Travolta And Olivia Newton John | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 329 | |
| Scream At Me ( The Husband's Lament) | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 304 | |
| Six Months With A Geeky Coat | Six Months In A Leaky Boat | Split Enz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 341 | |
| Go Get Me Gowns | Don't Let Me Down | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Taters And Gravy | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 341 | |
| Manatees | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 215 | |||
| Bite Cleaner | Night Fever | The Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| There's A Little Duck | With A Little Luck | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 236 | |
| Thirty Days To Die (the Flesh Eating Song) | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 360 | |
| Did He Say "nappy"? ( The Imus Tune) | C'mon Get Happy | The Partridge Family | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 263 | |
| Feedin In The Yeast (the Spice Melody) | Reelin In The Years | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Expected When Ed Became Carol | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 279 | |
| Next Ape ( The Zookeeper Ballad) | Escape (the Pina Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 272 | |
| Shamu The Mysterious Whale | Mysterious Ways | U2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 679 | |
| At Christmas We All Go Sing Carols | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 461 | |
| Swim | Him | Rupert Holmes | No Votes | 342 | |||
| Ham Eater ( The Sly Hebrew Song) | Maneater | Hall And Oates | 3.6 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 303 | |
| My Backyard Is Now Full Of Squirrels | Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| Waiting For A Squirrel Or Two | Waiting For A Girl Like You | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 277 | |
| Lox On A Bun | Fox On The Run | Sweet | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 362 | |
| Ro-dents | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| The End Of The Squirrels | The End Of The World | Skeeter Davis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| Comin Out ( Anthony's Birth Song) | Movin Out ( Anthony's Song) | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 259 | |
| They Pay Less To A Woman Than Me | Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 250 | |
| Gay Love | Layla | Eric Crapton | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 312 | |
| The Issue When I Was In Playgirl | Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Sucking Nuts Is Hard On You | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do | Neil Sedaka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 349 | |
| Tell Her To Clean It ( The Housework Song) | Tell Her About It | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| Tiller Queen ( The Farm Girl's Lament) | Killer Queen | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 326 | |
| Fag Ball | Rag Doll | Aerosmith | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 277 | |
| Hag Wall ( The "ex" Photo Gallery Song) | Rag Doll | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Re-venge ( The Divorce Ballad) | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 308 | |||
| Ethanol (the Greener Song Effort) | Lick It Up | Kiss | No Votes | 426 | |||
| Pick Her Up | Lick It Up | Kiss | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 330 | |
| Right Moose | Night Moves | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| The Breasts Are Yet To Come | The Best Is Yet To Come | Bryan Adams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 590 | |
| Two Puppet | Blue Helmets | Bobby Vinton | No Votes | 243 | |||
| Drano Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 389 | |
| (duck) L'Orange | La Grange | Zz Top | 4.0 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 373 | |
| I Used To Be Obese | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| Stick It Inside | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| When I Fix De Doah | When I'm Sixty Four | The Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Topo Gigio | Just A Gigolo | David Lee Roth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 391 | |
| My My... A.a. | My My Hey Hey | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Hey Obama | Little Darlin | The Diamonds | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 376 | |
| Desperate Housewives | Good Day Sunshine | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 266 | |
| Safe Food ( The E.coli Song) | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 299 | |
| Big Brother | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 371 | |
| Swiped | Drive | The Cars | No Votes | 338 | |||
| Roseanne | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 269 | |||
| Hello Polly ( The Returning Parrot Parody) | Hello Dolly | Louis Armstrong | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 334 | |
| Kyong-joo Was Found ( The Taliban Release Song) | I Get Around | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 303 | |
| Pig | Peg | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 265 | |
| (Now That Ewe's Gone) The Abandoned Foal Song | Band Of Gold | Freda Payne | 4.4 | 3.6 | 4.0 | 267 | |
| Cough Drops Are Clearing Up My Head | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | B.J Thomas | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 354 | |
| Wearing This Disguise | Spirit In The Sky | Norman Greenbaum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 711 | |
| You Like Links ( The Sausage Lover's Lament) | You Might Think | The Cars | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 417 | |
| Baby's A Ewe | Baby It's You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 284 | |
| It's My New Tattoo | Baby It's You | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 249 | |
| It's My New Tattoo | Baby It's You | The Beatles | No Votes | 248 | |||
| Just Use Your Kung Fu ( The Yoko Ono Lament) | Baby It's You | The Beatles | No Votes | 271 | |||
| Hey Do You Wanna? | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 274 | |
| Time With The Throttle | Time In A Bottle | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| He Came In To The Bathroom Wanting | She Came In Through The Bathroom Window | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 269 | |
| Cubicle ( The Senator's Love Ballad) | Physical | Olivia Newton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 359 | |
| Touch And Go ( The Gay Signal Song) | Touch And Go | The Cars | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 509 | |
| Lo Mein ( The Chinese Waitress Song) | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 342 | |
| Dancing Cree | Dancing Queen | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 325 | |
| Spongebob | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 320 | |
| Fake Orgasms | Mamma Mia | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 519 | |
| Old Men | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 258 | |||
| Sponge Bob | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 327 | |
| Money Loan ( The U.s. Mortgage Song) | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 331 | |
| The Drugs I Have Left | A Love Without End | George Strait | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 319 | |
| Tattooed | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 284 | |
| Fake Orgasms | Cheap Sunglasses | Zz Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 489 | |
| Workbench | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| Hasn't Bit Me Yet | Hasn't Hit Me Yet | Blue Rodeo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 272 | |
| Hasn't Clipped Me Yet ( The Dog Song) | Hasn't Hit Me Yet | Blue Rodeo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 278 | |
| Fly A Kite | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 307 | |
| Isn't She Rubbery? The Real Doll Song | Isn't She Lovely? | Stevie Wonder Bread | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 346 | |
| You've Got That Sweaty Feeling | You've Lost That Lovin Feelin | The Righteous Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 501 | |
| Is It Over Still? | Overkill | Men At Work | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 458 | |
| Syphillis | Innocence | Harlequin | No Votes | 538 | |||
| (Was My) Rover Killed? | Overkill | Men At Work | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 356 | |
| Stairway To Together (the Molly Maid Lament) | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 401 | |
| Lets Get A Bong | Lets Get It On | Marvin Gaye | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 443 | |
| Late Proposals | Paper Roses | Anita Bryany | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 323 | |
| Michelob | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 345 | |
| Coors Light | School's Out | Alice Cooper | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 642 | |
| Budweiser | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 400 | |
| Very Good Position (the Flexibility Song) | Superstition | Stevie Wonder Bread | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 629 | |
| Rolling Rock (Another Beer Balad) | Like A Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 456 | |
| Buoys | Boys | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 278 | |
| Playgirl | Girl | The Beatles | No Votes | 291 | |||
| Squirrel | Girl | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 265 | |
| Bombshell | Michelle | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 334 | |
| Butt Ends | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 275 | |||
| Girlfriends | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 282 | |||
| Goaltend | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 266 | |
| Weekends | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 260 | |||
| Joyce Meyer | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 676 | |
| They're The Ones That I Want | You're The One That I Want | Olivia Newton John | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 364 | |
| Nose Phlegm | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 426 | |||
| Morbidly Cruel | Poor Little Fool | Ricky Nelson | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 266 | |
| Orbital Tools | Poor Little Fool | Ricky Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 350 | |
| You're Gonna Choose That Girl (the Dating Song) | You're Gonna Lose That Girl | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 313 | |
| Warning Lights On The Dashboard Right.. | Paradise By The Dashboard Lights | Meatloaf | 4.2 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 701 | |
| P.E.T.A. | Dreamer | Supertramp | 1.5 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 327 | |
| I Want This Steak Free | I Want To Break Free | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 341 | |
| Greenpeace | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 289 | |
| Lawn Boy | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 320 | |
| Crusty The Doorman | Frosty The Snowman | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 521 | |
| Stuffed Toys | Rough Boys | Pete Townshend | No Votes | 313 | |||
| He's Heaving Ho | She's Leaving Home | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 305 | |
| She's Losing Weight | She's Leaving Home | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 794 | |
| Chik-fil-a | Chik-a-boom | Daddy Dewdrop | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 2792 | |
| Head On ( Apply This Directly To Amiright) | Headlong | Queen | No Votes | 329 | |||
| Dumbledore | Thunder Road | Bruce Springsteen | 2.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 372 | |
| (Chinese) Parts | Cars | Gary Numan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 369 | |
| Porcupine | I Feel Fine | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 274 | |
| Sterilized By The Nurse Last Night | Paradise By The Dashboard Light | Meatloaf | 4.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 588 | |
| It's Still Entomology | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 277 | |
| Dangers To The Right | Strangers In The Night | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 306 | |
| Red Hickeys | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | No Votes | 339 | |||
| These Lips Were Made For Talking | These Boots Were Made For Walkin | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 353 | |
| With Respect, All His Words Were Just Mumbled | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 341 | |
| I Do Toxicology | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 4.3 | 5.0 | 303 | |
| I Can't Work It Out | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 325 | |
| (anti) Lucifer Sunday | Beautiful Sunday | Daniel Boone | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 397 | |
| Two Or More Sundays | Beautiful Sunday | Daniel Boone | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 303 | |
| Deposition | Revolution | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 292 | |
| Now This Leper's Lost His One Good Hand | Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 312 | |
| Now I Need A Pill | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 394 | |
| Bookworm | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 299 | |||
| Puke Up Squirrels | Duke Of Earl | Gene Chandler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 349 | |
| Have A Birthday In Between | Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen | Neil Sedaka | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 374 | |
| That Was Mine ( The G Harrison Plaigarism Song) | He's So Fine | The Chiffons | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 312 | |
| Their Lyin' Feeds The Right | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.7 | 347 | |
| Platypus | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 308 | |||
| Still By Myself | All By Myself | Eric Carmen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 441 | |
| Borat | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 310 | |
| It's Not Easy To Be Green (the Recycle Lament) | Superman | Five For Fighting | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 342 | |
| Won't She Tweet? | Aint She Sweet | Too Many To List | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 325 | |
| Tube Steak, Baby | Too Late Baby | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 672 | |
| I Dropped A Smeller, Too | I Put A Spell On You | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 278 | |
| I Wrote A Couple Of Grand | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 301 | |
| It's The Drill She Loves | She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 344 | |
| Mondegreen | Summer Holiday | Cliff Richard | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 350 | |
| I Sold A Couple Of Grams | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 319 | |
| They Wrestled Better Than Men | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 309 | |
| We're Like Americans, Man | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 325 | |
| Dim Sum | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| Aquarium ( The Stained Glass Song) | Aquarius | Hair | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 370 | |
| Cats In The Ladle | Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 1675 | |
| Dyslexic | Taxi | Harry Chapin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 326 | |
| Watching Nip And Tuck | With A Little Luck | Paul McCartney | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 303 | |
| Gauges | Stages | ZZ Top | No Votes | 300 | |||
| I Rang A Bell For You | I Put A Spell On Y Ou | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| Put Your Clam In The Sand | Put Your Hand In The Hand | Ocean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 508 | |
| Zen | Ben | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 283 | |
| Loads Of Ketchup | Hold Your Head Up | Argent | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 354 | |
| Save The Last Branch For Me | Save The Last Dance For Me | The Drifters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 318 | |
| The Bear "mohammed" | Little Darlin | The Diamonds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 304 | |
| Bleacher Creature | Teacher Teaher | Rockpile | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 650 | |
| Shoot To Kill | Shoot To Thrill | Ac/Dc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 611 | |
| Who Made Booze | Who Made Who | Ac/Dc | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 463 | |
| A Few Of My Favourite Blings | A Few Of My Favourite Thngs | Julie Andrews From The Sound Of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 420 | |
| I Just Want To See Your Underthings | I Just Want To Be Your Everything | Andy Gibb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 362 | |
| Hit For Hire | I'm On Fire | Bruce Stringbean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 299 | |
| I'm The Friar | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 309 | |
| Locking Pliers | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 313 | |
| (Don't) Listen To What The Klan Said | Listen To What The Man Said | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 311 | |
| With A Little Suck | With A Little Luck | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 320 | |
| Oh Please, Not The Clap | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 499 | |
| The Bees Now Attack | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 423 | |
| God Sent Three Hairy Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 410 | |
| Simon Did A Slew-foot | Little Sandy Sleighfoot | Traditional | No Votes | 235 | |||
| Simon Did A Slew-foot | Little Sandy Sleighfoot | Traditional | No Votes | 241 | |||
| Simon Did A Slew-foot | Little Sandy Sleighfoot | Traditional | No Votes | 229 | |||
| Sofa Away The Charlie's Angels Song | So Far Away | Dire Straits | No Votes | 343 | |||
| New Year's Day | New Year's Day | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 326 | |
| Javelin Man (the AMC Lament) | Travelin' Man | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 272 | |
| Tiny Corolla (Toyota's Lament) | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.3 | 4.6 | 290 | |
| You're Gonna Lose Them Girl | You're Gonna Lose That Girl | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 289 | |
| Watching Miss America | Breakfast In America | Supertramp | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 572 | |
| Animalian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 357 | |
| Local Duck | Coconut | Nilsson | No Votes | 335 | |||
| I Drank Two ( In Answer To The Officer) | I Thank You | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 332 | |
| The End Of The Democrats | The End Of The Innocence | Don Henley | 4.1 | 2.7 | 3.1 | 357 | |
| Moosh | Tush | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 353 | |
| Baitfish | Stages | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 333 | |
| Bum That We'll Lighten | Rumble In Brighton | Stray Cats | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 307 | |
| Mate A Poodle Gently | Break It To Them Gently | Burton Cummings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 274 | |
| Manuel | Daniel | Elton John | No Votes | 367 | |||
| Some Snow In Mae | 5 Days In May | Blue Rodeo | No Votes | 356 | |||
| Somebody Has To Hit My Ex | Hasn't Hit Me Yet | Blue Rodeo | No Votes | 315 | |||
| Any Vein (the Medical Tune) | Penny Lane | The Batles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 378 | |
| Baby, I Love L.A. | Baby I Love Your Way | Peter Frampton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 825 | |
| Love Me Slender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 362 | |
| Laundry | Cherish | The Association | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 337 | |
| Phil | Wedding Bell Blues ( The Dr. Phil Song) | Mary Wells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 295 | |
| Eye On The Niger (the Ethnic Cleansing Song) | Eye Of The Tiger | Survivor | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 1091 | |
| Hold On Tight (To Your Jeans) | Hold On Tight | Electric Light Orchestra | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 512 | |
| Down Trends | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 259 | |
| Paint Drops Keep Falling In My Hair | Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head | B.J Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 556 | |
| Mister Spitzer | Sister Christian | Night Ranger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 344 | |
| Rub Me Tender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 573 | |
| Kissing A Ewe | Singin The Blues | Guy Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 281 | |
| Something To Lose | Singin The Blues | Guy Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| Two Prey Gnus | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 291 | |
| Grab A Masseuse | Singin The Blues | Guy Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 299 | |
| Searchin For Clues | Singin The Blues | Guy Mitchell | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 306 | |
| Lately It's Ewes.. | Baby It's You | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 274 | |
| Porn Again | Morning Train | Sheena Easton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 858 | |
| Zest | Blessed | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| (Did You) Love A Sheep? | Killer Queen | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 324 | |
| Killer Bees | Killer Quen | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 491 | |
| Fishnets And Seals | Magnet And Steel | Walter Egan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 259 | |
| She's Quite Polite | This Flight Tonight | Nazareth Version | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 268 | |
| Ewes Make Me Feel Like New | You Make Me Feel Brend New | Stylistics | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 430 | |
| Acne | Save Me | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Inbreds | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 276 | |
| 'till Zen | Till Then | The Mills Brothers | No Votes | 266 | |||
| You're Wrong | Your Song | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 333 | |
| All The Meth You Take | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 631 | |
| Stupid Parodies | Summer Holiday | Cliff Richards | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 368 | |
| Ballad Of Max And Nazis | Ballad Of John And Yoko | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 271 | |
| Moseley's Sexy Nazi | Maxwells Silver Hammer | The Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 719 | |
| The Seven Dwarfs Song | Snoopy Vs The Red Baron | The Royal Guardsmen | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 828 | |
| Bury Me | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Prodigy | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 228 | |
| On The Road Back ( The Las Vegas Lament) | Hit The Road Jack | The Stampeders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 272 | |
| Tonight, She's Dumb ( The Blind Date Song) | Tonight She Comes | The Cars | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 521 | |
| Caretaker With Gloves ( The Janitor Tune) | Teenager In Love | Dion And The Belmonts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 318 | |
| Use A Pill To Sleep At Night | In The Still Of The Night | Tommy Dorsey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 283 | |
| Another Pizza Tonight | Another Saturday Night | Sam Cooke | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 317 | |
| Democtaric Benefit, They Should Unite | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| Solely For Your Benefit, Be Polite | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 263 | |
| Cow Herd Pies | Blackbird | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 272 | |
| The Dhali Lllama | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 277 | |
| Oakdale California | Hotel California | The Eagles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 355 | |
| Dhali Llama | Mamma Mia | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 487 | |
| Thick Spouses ( The "i Married An Idiot" Song) | Pink Houses | John Mellencamp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 289 | |
| Still Havent Found Who I'm Looking For ( C.s.i) | Still Havent Found What I'm Lookin For | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 566 | |
| K-1 | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 252 | |
| Keep On Gawkin At The Ring Girls | Keep On Rockin In The Free World | Neil Young | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 282 | |
| Cuba | Cupid | Sam Cooke Version | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 292 | |
| It May Be Time To Camp (the Hiker's Song) | The Lady Is A Tramp | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 338 | |
| There! A Headache Again (the Every Night Lament) | There I've Aid It Again | Bobby Vinton | No Votes | 268 | |||
| Knocking On Kevin's Door (Britney's Cry) | Knockin On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 505 | |
| Alabama (the State) | Crazy Mama | J.J. Cale | 3.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 283 | |
| Alabama II ( The Band Song) | Crazy Mama | J.J Cale | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 319 | |
| Barack Obama | Crazy Mama | J.J. Ccale | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 408 | |
| Beta Gamma ( The Fraternity Song) | Crazy Mama | J.J Cale | 2.5 | 3.0 | 2.5 | 574 | |
| Buy A Hummah | Crazy Mama | J.J Cale | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 296 | |
| Dhali Llama | Crazy Mama | J.J. Cale | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 325 | |
| Dumb And Dumber | Crazy Mama | J.J. Cale | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 498 | |
| Hey Osama | Crazy Mama | J.J, Cale | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| Runway Glamour | Crazy Mama | J.J. Cale | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 340 | |
| Use A Hammer | Crazy Mama | J.J. Cale | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| Got To Know Night School | Rock And Roll High School | The Ramones | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 287 | |
| Gps | Sos | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 334 | |
| Playing Chess | Sos | Abba | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 351 | |
| Undressed | Sos | Abba | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 341 | |
| You'll Be Blessed | Sos | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 509 | |
| My Grandma | Amanda | Boston | 4.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 696 | |
| Mau-ry | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 298 | |
| Needs Salt | Because | Dave Clark Five | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 295 | |
| Tents | Blessed | The Beatles | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 242 | |
| From B To U | From Me To You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 266 | |
| Will She Implode? | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 353 | |
| Boundaries (the Wedding Night Song) | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 361 | |
| Chimpanzee | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 607 | |
| Groceries | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 315 | |
| Cowgirls | My Girl | The Temptations | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 358 | |
| The Sheep Are Gone | The Heat Is On | Glen Frey | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 320 | |
| Breasts | Blessed | Elton John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 278 | |
| Nests | Blessed | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 243 | |
| Can We Do It Frequently? | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 322 | |
| Looking For The Beak End | Workin For The Weekend | Loverboy | No Votes | 300 | |||
| Looking For The Beak End | Workin For The Weekend | Loverboy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 282 | |
| Erected Medically | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 370 | |
| Try At Night | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 280 | |
| In The Lineup | Jet Airliner | Steve Miller | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 310 | |
| Bank Caffeine | Dancing Queen | Abba | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 477 | |
| Off To Cuba | Mamma Mia | Abba | 3.0 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 475 | |
| Tight Gnus ( The Stressed Wildebeest Song) | Night Moves | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 404 | |
| (My Anus Is The) Centre Hole | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 599 | |
| Hey Oprah | Hey Paula | Paul And Paula | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 391 | |
| Mindy (the Rocket Roger Lament) | Windy | The Association | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 308 | |
| Rocket...when? | Rocket Man | Elton John | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 291 | |
| It's Still Scientology | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 362 | |
| Bohemian Rhapsodance | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 387 | |
| Asked For Dung (the Fertilizer Song) | Aqualung | Jethro Tull | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 376 | |
| Black Daughters | Black Water | Doobie Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 383 | |
| Slit And Bleeding | Bits And Pieces | Dave Clark Five | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 298 | |
| Desmond Tutu | Down At Lulus | Ohio Express | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 400 | |
| Nullify Kyoto With Some Clear Cut Forestry | Rockabye Your Baby With A Dixie Melody | Various | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 275 | |
| Just When She's Bleedin' | Just What I Needed | The Cars | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 302 | |
| Fencing Queen | Dancing Queen | Abba | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 352 | |
| Bread With Their Kin ( The Tennessee Anthem) | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 314 | |
| Ducks In Berlin | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 307 | |
| Cock's On A Bun | Fox On The Run | The Sweet | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 423 | |
| Wheelchair Rider | Jet Airliner | Steve Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 420 | |
| Jumble In Writing ( The Dyslexia Ballad) | Rumble In Brighton | The Stray Cats | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 437 | |
| On The Town With Sven | Up Around The Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 269 | |
| Clinger | Linger | The Cranberries | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 329 | |
| They Were Knighted | Reunited | Peaches And Herb | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 269 | |
| Ring My Cell | Ring My Bell | Anita Ward | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 389 | |
| I'll Fry Instead | I'll Cry Instead | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 245 | |
| Hey Barack, Ride Her ( Hire Hilary For Vp Song) | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 260 | |
| Stocky Baboon (the Science Lab Mishap Ballad) | Rocky Raccoon | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 297 | |
| When She's Missing | Reminiscing | Little River Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Obama | Lola | The Kinks | 2.4 | 2.3 | 2.2 | 368 | |
| Now He Chose Joe Biden | Into The Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 315 | |
| Reason To Have Fun ( The Obama Campaign Song) | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | 4.8 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 627 | |
| Obama | Lola | The Kinks | 3.2 | 2.5 | 2.8 | 544 | |
| When Mccain Picked A Woman | When A Man Loves A Woman | Percy Sledge | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 356 | |
| Still Have No Policy | Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 1.5 | 1.0 | 1.2 | 298 | |
| One | One | U2 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 338 | |
| God Damn America (the "Wright" Campaign Song Of Obama | God Bless America | Irving Berlin | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 484 | |
| Joe Biden (he's A Little Liar) | Low Rider | War | 3.0 | 2.2 | 2.4 | 380 | |
| (the Day When) Biden's Fired | Light My Fire | The Doors | 3.4 | 1.7 | 1.8 | 248 | |
| When Palin Came | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 303 | |
| And We Love Her | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 281 | |
| Maybe It's True ( The Sarah Character Song) | Baby It's You | The Beatles | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 421 | |
| Barack Obama | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 468 | |
| The Ballad Of John And Sarah | The Ballad Of John And Yoko | The Beatles | 2.8 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 270 | |
| Hussein (the "barack, Use Your Full Name" Song) | Cocaine | Eric Crapton | 2.1 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 309 | |
| Obama Should (this Race Is Blown) | Norwegian Wood (this Bird Has Flown) | The Beatles | 3.4 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 248 | |
| The Continuing Story On Capitol Hill ( Goodbye Barack) | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 275 | |
| 'bama Hates Mccain | Adam Raised A Cain | Bruce Springsteen | 2.8 | 1.8 | 2.0 | 282 | |
| This Dame's Leading Some On The Right | Ain't Even Done With The Right | John Mellencamp | 2.3 | 1.7 | 2.0 | 262 | |
| (illinois, Sent ) Bumblers Down | Crumblin Down | Mellencamp | 2.2 | 1.8 | 2.0 | 227 | |
| A Working Wife ( The Sarah Song) | Factory | Bruce Springsteen | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 282 | |
| Barack Obama | Jackie O | John Mellencamp | 2.4 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 374 | |
| New V.p. | Tnt | Ac/dc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| Uncle Biden/barack Obam' | Uncle Albert/ Admiral Halsey | Paul Mccartney | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 389 | |
| She Will Stop You | We Will Rock You | Queen | 2.8 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 333 | |
| Veep Seeker (the Vote For Sarah Song) | Heatseeker | Ac/dc | 3.3 | 2.7 | 2.8 | 294 | |
| If You Ever Said What's True | If I Fell | The Beatles | 3.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 233 | |
| If I Was Obama | If I Had A Hammer | Peter Paul And Mary | 2.6 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 377 | |
| Obama's A Mystery, Sure..... | Magical Mystery Tour | The Beatles | 1.5 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 317 | |
| Michelle ( Please Tell Us The Truth About The Slimy One..) | Michelle | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 340 | |
| Tell Me Lies (speak To Me, Lord Obama) | Tell Me Why | The Beatles | 1.8 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 393 | |
| Phony As It Gets | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 254 | |
| Barack | Daniel | Elton John | 3.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 306 | |
| Have You Ever Been Hussein? | Have You Ever Seen The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 283 | |
| When They're In... (horors If Obama Wins!!!) | Let Em In | Paul Mccartney | 2.5 | 2.1 | 2.0 | 523 | |
| The Obama Plan | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 369 | |
| Crazy Obama | Radio Gaga | Queen | 2.2 | 1.8 | 1.9 | 495 | |
| Slinning Lies | Spinning Wheels | Blood Sweat And Tears | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 294 | |
| I've Only Just Begun | We've Only Just Begun | The Carpenters | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 403 | |
| Obama's Down | Allenton | Billy Joel | 2.2 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 303 | |
| Another One Lies Too Much | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 301 | |
| Barack Obama | Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | 1.2 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 406 | |
| Jesse (why Did You Use The | Jesse | Carly Simon | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 282 | |
| Obama's No Good | Johnny B Goode | Chuck Berry | 3.0 | 2.4 | 2.6 | 494 | |
| She's Now Just The Woman We Need (the Sarah Ballad) | Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 297 | |
| Barack Why'd You Hide Your Past??? | Daddy Don't You Wak So Fast | Wayne Newton | 3.5 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 342 | |
| Nice...barack... | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 244 | |
| An Allah Man ( The Obama Prayer Tune) | Ramblin Man | The Allman Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 322 | |
| Won't Succeed | Refugee | Tom Petty | No Votes | 249 | |||
| Sad To Say, It's Barack | Saturday In The Park | Chicago | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 304 | |
| Sarah's Goin There | Sister Golden Hair | America | No Votes | 248 | |||
| Sarah Sees ( Right Through His Lies) | Summer's Eve | Seals And Crofts | No Votes | 275 | |||
| The Kenya Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Junior | 4.0 | 2.2 | 2.5 | 266 | |
| Obama | Oh Donna | Richie Valens | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 848 | |
| (he's) Unravellin' Man.. | Travellin Man | Ricky Nelson | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 272 | |
| Palin | Feelings | Morris Alpert | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 284 | |
| It's Obamanomics | It's A Kind Of Magic | Queen | 2.5 | 1.5 | 2.0 | 284 | |
| Let's Remember ( What Happened Last Time A Demo Won The White House) | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 326 | |
| Republicans Know | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 217 | |
| Your Money Should Grow | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| Fifty Lies To Leave Obama | Fifty Ways To Leve Your Lover | Paul Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 294 | |
| Mccainland | Graceland | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 228 | |
| Hey Hey Why Why ( Why For Barack) | Hey Hey My My ( Into The Black) | Neil Young | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 218 | |
| Let Our Sarah Warn Ya | Hotel California | The Eagles | 3.2 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 247 | |
| So This Is Barack | So This Is Christmas | John Lennon | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 268 | |
| Bamanomics | Body Language | Queen | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 256 | |
| On Election Day | Graduation Day | Chris Isaak | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| Barack, We Know... | Kokomo | Beach Boys | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 318 | |
| Somebody's Lying | Somebody's Crying | Chris Isaa | 1.7 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 417 | |
| Borrow Mine | 409 | Beach Boys | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 266 | |
| It Was A Very Good Steer The Peta Song | It Was A Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 255 | |
| He's Got To Go | He'll Have To Go | Jim Reeves | 1.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 427 | |
| Tennessee | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 3.7 | 4.5 | 262 | |
| She's From Alaska | North To Alaska | Johnny Horton | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 290 | |
| Take The Hosing (the Obamanomics Plan) | Paper Roses | Anita Bryant | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 250 | |
| Tell Sarah We Love Her | Tell Laura I Love Her | Ray Peterson | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 546 | |
| Barry's Drama | Crazy Mama | J.j. Cale | No Votes | 246 | |||
| Crazd Obama | Crazy Mama | J.j. Cale | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 255 | |
| Laid Llama | Crazy Mama | J.j. Cale | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 272 | |
| Place A Comma | Crazy Mama | J.j. Cale | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 267 | |
| Evolution ( The Left's Answer To Immorality) | Revolution | The Beatles | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 257 | |
| Blubbery | Carry Me | Stampeders | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 220 | |
| Crumbly | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 224 | |||
| Dkny | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 421 | |
| Hosiery | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 213 | |
| Larceny | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 191 | |||
| Larceny | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 211 | |||
| Maladies | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 195 | |||
| Medically | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 212 | |||
| Parodies | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 203 | |||
| Screamin Jay | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 263 | |||
| Change The Grammer | Crazy Mama | J.j Cale | No Votes | 246 | |||
| Play With Hammers | Crazy Mama | J.j. Cale | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 234 | |
| Don't Google Like That | Don't Do Me Like That | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 264 | |
| Palin | Layla | Derek And The Dominoes | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| Race Oddity (the Why Is He In This Race Song?) | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 299 | |
| Try A Little Fibbin' ( The Barack Platform Song) | Tie A Yellow Ribbon | Tony Orlando And Dawn | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| She's An American Mom | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 277 | |
| He Was Not In It For Love | If You're Not In It For Love | Shania Twain | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 261 | |
| Blistery | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 232 | |||
| Macafee | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 216 | |
| I'll Walk Just Fine | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 367 | |
| It's Barack Time | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | 2.4 | 1.7 | 1.6 | 351 | |
| Skinnin' A Moose | Singin' The Blues | Guy Mitchell | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 246 | |
| The Fake Obama | The Great Pretender | The Platters | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 321 | |
| Being For The Benefit Of This, The Right (thanks Joe, For Lying) | Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 200 | |
| Advice From Me To You ( Duhh..don't Listen To Obama) | From Me To You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| Barack | Get Back | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| Barack's Bumbler (14 Lie Joe.. Say It Ain't So!!) | Golden Slumbers | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 210 | |
| Lyin (the Biden Debate Song) | Groovin | The Rascals | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.0 | 256 | |
| I Kill ( The Dexter Song) | I Will | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 337 | |
| Hey Barack's Writer | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 354 | |
| This Alaskan Girl | California Girl | Chilliwack | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 292 | |
| Won't Come Clean..( The Obama Chronicle) | Dancing Queen | Abba | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 313 | |
| Ripped Away (the Obama Promise Takeaway Song) | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | 5.0 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 311 | |
| Islam Loves Their Man ( That's Obama) | Love Hungry Man | Ac/dc | 1.9 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 400 | |
| Oh What A Night ( The Gop Victory Dance) | Oh What A Night | Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons | 2.8 | 2.2 | 2.5 | 464 | |
| Biden ( The "we Caught You Lying Fourteen Times" Song) | Old Man | Neil Young | 1.5 | 1.2 | 1.2 | 283 | |
| Biden Lies | Private Eyes | Hall And Oates | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 270 | |
| Listen To The Crock Of The Day | Sittin On The Dock Of The Bay | Otis Redding | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 252 | |
| live liar ( the biden strategy) | live wire | ac/dc | 1.7 | 1.0 | 1.3 | 282 | |
| Joe's A Liar | I'm On Fire | Springsteen | No Votes | 248 | |||
| Clean Coal | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 241 | |||
| Fill Up Your Hips | Stiff Upper Lip | Ac/dc | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 316 | |
| Hello To St. Loo | Hello Mary Lou | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| Back The Right (the Rush Ditto Song) | Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin | No Votes | 284 | |||
| Rid Me Of Obama | Gimme All Your Lovin | Zz Top | 2.3 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 341 | |
| Look About At What He's Done | Lookin Out For # 1 | Randy Bachman | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 285 | |
| It Hasn't Hit Me Yet.. (the Food Poisoning Ballad) | Hasn't Hit Me Yet | Blue Rodeo | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 314 | |
| Warsaw | Diana | Paul Anka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| Why Are You Grey? ( The "young Hag" Song) | Y.M.C.A | The Village People | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 386 | |
| Only You ( Farewell my queen Royce) | Only You | The Platters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 389 | |
| "Beano" Makes A Fartless Wonder | Abcense Makes The Heart Grow Fonder | Dean Martin | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 291 | |
| Inauguration | Infatuation | Rod Stewart | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 305 | |
| Barry Obama | Merry Xmas | John Lennon | 3.6 | 2.7 | 3.1 | 278 | |
| One Term | This Time | Bryan Adams | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 246 | |
| I Know You'll Fail | I Call Your Name | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 209 | |
| I Know I'll Never Find Another Two ( The 2 Dollar Bill Song) | I'll Never Find Another You | The New Seekers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 287 | |
| Barry Vs. The Word Baron (me) | Snoopy Vs The Red Baron | The Royal Guardsmen | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 266 | |
| No Better ( The Obama Legacy Already) | The Letter | The Boxtops | 4.8 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 249 | |
| When I Tax You More | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 247 | |
| Dummy Dummy Dummy | Yummy Yummy Yummy | The Ohio Express | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| (in A ) Couple Of Days ( The Baaad Inauguration Song) | Rock'nroll Train | Ac/dc | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.5 | 266 | |
| They Will Follow Him | I Will Follow Him | Lesley Gore | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 373 | |
| Failing | Sailing | Christopher Cross | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 282 | |
| A Day In Obama's New American Life | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 232 | |
| That's In The New U.s.a. | Back In The U.s.s.r | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 211 | |
| From He To You | From Me To You | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 197 | |
| You Can't Say That | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 227 | |
| Bowling At The Olympics | Midnight At The Oasis | Maria Muldaur | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 230 | |
| Barack | The Jack | Ac/dc | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 237 | |
| Mister Ones | You're The One | Carly Simon | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| If You Have A Million Dollars ( The Spread The Wealth Around Song) | If I Had A Million Dollars | The Barenaked ladies | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 610 | |
| Obama Sells | All By Myself | Eric Carmen | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 332 | |
| Taken By Obama | Making Plans For Nigel | Xtc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 281 | |
| Dexter | Stobehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Bartend | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 219 | |
| (we'll Just Get) Rid Of These Guys | Briliant Disguise | Bruce Springsteen | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 238 | |
| Freddie Mac | Jimmy Mack | Martha And The Vandellas | 3.5 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 256 | |
| Imprudence | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| Octuplet Mummy's Garden | Octopus's Garden | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 278 | |
| B.s. Time It's True | P.s I Love You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 191 | |
| What I Say | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 232 | |
| Obamanomically | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 226 | |
| World, You'll See A Woman Soon | Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 270 | |
| Mr Teleprompter | Mr Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 298 | |
| The Wealth He's Gonna Share For You | Say A Little Prayer For You | Aretha Franklin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 256 | |
| Another Fail On His Part | Another Nail For My Heart | Squeeze | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 220 | |
| Told His Lies | Cold As Ice | Foreigner | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 244 | |
| Spaniards | Daniel | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 289 | |
| Tunnel Vision | Double Vision | Foreigner | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 325 | |
| Fannie Mae | Maggie May | Rod Stweart | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 267 | |
| Something About The Way She Took The Right | Somethin About The Way You Look Tonight | Elton John | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 330 | |
| The Weasel And The Damage Done | The Needla And The Damage Done | Neil Young | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 241 | |
| Buying Japanese | Turning Japanese | The Vapors | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 277 | |
| Clock Show | Venue And Mars/rock Show | Paul Mccartney | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 226 | |
| Venusian Cars/ Spock Show | Venue And Mars/rock Show | Paul Mccartney | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 222 | |
| Obama's Ivory Towers.. | You Don't Bring Me Flowers | Neil And Babs | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 213 | |
| Back With The Same Gang | Back On The Chain Gang | The Pretenders | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 236 | |
| Sarah Is Good For Me | Better Be Good To Me | Tina Turner | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 228 | |
| If You Can Knit | If This Is It | Huey Lewis And The News | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 226 | |
| Teleprompter (the Obamanokski Song) | Nikita | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 333 | |
| No Messiah | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 223 | |
| Could It Be Obama's A Dud?? | Could It Be I'm Falling In Love? | The Spinners | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 280 | |
| The Lyin Beat The Right | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 279 | |
| Elastic Woman | This Magic Moment | Jay And The Americans | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 284 | |
| I Last Six Moments ( The Long Lasting Love Song) | This Magic Moment | Jay And The Americans | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 253 | |
| A Cow Forever | It's Now Or Never | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 260 | |
| 'bama's Gonna Buy Up The Hood | Lil Red Riding Hood | Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs | 2.9 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 228 | |
| The Sounds Of Violence | The Sounds Of Silence | Simon And Garfunkel | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 312 | |
| Free Homes From Obama | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 465 | |
| ( All I Want To Do Is ) Scream | Dream | The Everly Brothers | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 356 | |
| And Your Words Can Sting | And Your Bird Can Sing | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 223 | |
| Redistribution | Revolution | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 215 | |
| It's Obama's Share The Wealth Up Land | Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band/ | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 348 | |
| Go And Work It Out (the Auto Bailout Song) | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 271 | |
| You'll Take My Wealth Away | You Take My Breath Away | Queen | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 289 | |
| Barry Bombed | Cherry Bomb | Mellencamp | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 217 | |
| (he Talks) Crazy Talk | Crazy Talk | Chilliwack | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 227 | |
| Obama To Fall | Hammer To Fall | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 239 | |
| Not So Good | Hurts So Good | Mellencamp | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 270 | |
| I Like Sororities | I Fight Authority | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 239 | |
| Make The Wealth Shared | Scarborough Fair | Simon And Garfunkel | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 244 | |
| Gmc | Tnt | Ac/dc | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 266 | |
| We Are Obamians | We Are The Champions | Queen | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 242 | |
| Shoddy Language | Body Language | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 201 | |
| Spread The Wealth Around | Turn The Beat Around | Gloria Estafan | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 221 | |
| Met A Porno Girl | California Girls | Chilliwack | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 853 | |
| Same Gang | Chain Gang | Sam Cooke | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 476 | |
| Don't Know Much About Anything (the Obama Plan) | Don't Know Much About History | Sam Cooke | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 491 | |
| Obama's New Perverse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 230 | |
| T-bird | Blackbird | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 203 | |
| Lately Obama | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 492 | |
| My Car's No Good | Norwegian Wood | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 262 | |
| Obama Should Go | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 236 | |
| Dirty Swines | '39 | Queen | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 293 | |
| Born To Lead The Right The Hail Sarah Song) | Born To Be Alive | Patrick Hernandez | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 244 | |
| Warranty (the Obama-i-own-gm-now-song | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 258 | |
| He Won't Tell You Why | I Can't Tell You Why | The Eagles | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 286 | |
| He Just Wants To Steal Your Everything | I Just Wanna Be Your Everything | The Bee Gees | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 250 | |
| No,-bama, Not Me | I Want To Break Free | Queen | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 259 | |
| It's Obama Time | In The Summer Time | Mungo Jerry | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 268 | |
| Aig (gmc) | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 259 | |
| Life With Barack Pain | Life In The Fast Lane | The Eagles | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 255 | |
| Obama Will Buy Your Love | Mama Can't Buy You Love | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Deceitful He Is Stealin | Peaceful Easy Feelin | The Eagles | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 244 | |
| Bailouts Keep Comin Out, I Dread | Raindrops Keep Dfallin On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 258 | |
| Share The Wealth | Share The Land | The Guess Who | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 246 | |
| Obama Warranty | Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 280 | |
| He's Only Just Begun | We've Only Just Begun | The Carpenters | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 338 | |
| Who Has To Give Forever | Who Wants To Live Forever | Queen | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 274 | |
| New Guys | Blue Eyes | Elton John | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 256 | |
| Animals (the Anti Peta Song) | Cannibals | Mark Knopfler | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 316 | |
| Cubans | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 315 | |
| After Your "shrubbing" | After The Lovin | Elgelbert Humperdinck | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 274 | |
| We Will Pay Dearly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 263 | |
| I Never Worry (when Rush Comes On) | I'm In A Hurry | Alabama | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 307 | |
| Obama | Taxi | Harry Chapin | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 297 | |
| All You Commie Babies | Don't You Want Me | The Human League | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 260 | |
| Why Don't Fools Follow Rush? | Why Do Fools Fall In Love | Frankie Lymon And The Teenagers | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 257 | |
| Fidel | Michelle | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 257 | |
| Snail's Pace | Jailbreak | Ac/dc | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 251 | |
| The Grilling Of Georgie | The Killing Of Georgie | Rod Stewart | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 249 | |
| Here's Obama | Tears In Heaven | Eric Crapton | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 252 | |
| Get Him Outta Here | Get Me Outta Here | Jet | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 224 | |
| That One | This Boy | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 206 | |
| 1984 | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 296 | |
| Thought Police | Dream Police | Cheap Trick | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 430 | |
| (my) Car's A Hole | Heart And Soul | Huey Lewis And The News | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 272 | |
| Arwen | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 289 | |
| Eight Babes This Week | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 250 | |
| After Destruction | After The Lovin | Engelbert Humperdinck | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 251 | |
| Old Cars | Old Man | Neil Young | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 198 | |
| Another Day Obama Lies | Anbother Day In Paradise | Phil Collins | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 312 | |
| (Fell Into A) Man Hole | Hell Hole | Spinal Tap | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 219 | |
| Recycling Aluminum Cans | Magneto And Titanium Man | Paul Mccartney | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 349 | |
| A Homonym ( The First Is "i Call Your Name") | Several. The Homonym Medley | The Beatles | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 372 | |
| Egg Farm | Sex Farm | Spinal Tap | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 253 | |
| He Came Undun..the Kenny Perry Song | She's Come Undun | The Guess Who | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 293 | |
| The Snipers Took Out Three | A Pirate's Life For Me | Disney | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 415 | |
| The Continuing Story Of Barack Obama's Dog | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 216 | |
| Free Lie ( The Foot Wedge Song) | Free Ride | Edgar Winter | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 235 | |
| Itchin To Glide.. (the Green Aircraft Song) | Hitchin A Ride | Vanity Fare | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 256 | |
| What's With The Whining Chum??? | House Of The Rising Sun | Clarence "tom" Ashley (1933) | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 297 | |
| I'm Back In First ( And I Like It) | I Kissed A Girl | Katy Perry | 3.0 | 2.4 | 2.7 | 266 | |
| I'll Never Dwell On You | I Put A Spell On You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 232 | |
| Money For Obama ( As Usual) | Money | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 269 | |
| 2009 | '39 | Queen | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 346 | |
| Flying Wide (the Two Seat Song) | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 257 | |
| Wait ( Just A Little Bit Longer For More Odumba Slams) | Stay | Jackson Browne | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 573 | |
| Same Old Hypocrisy.. The Left Wing Anthem | Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 294 | |
| O-dumblers | The Wanderer | Dion And The Belmonts | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 244 | |
| Cry Odumba Stop! | I Just Wanna Stop | Gino Vannelli | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 242 | |
| Am I Right Wing | Night Moves | Bob Seger | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 223 | |
| Fly United ( The One Bum One Fare Song) | Reunited | Peaches And Herb | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 260 | |
| The Miracle Of C.q | The Miracle | Queen | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 266 | |
| (you'll See Lots More) Odumbas All Summer Long | All Summer Long | Kid Rock | 2.9 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 291 | |
| I'm Sorry ( The Odumba Reachout Song | I'm Sorry | Patsy Cline | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 437 | |
| Socialism | Kansas City | Wilbert Harrison | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 244 | |
| Will You Still Love Him Tomorrow? (the Odumba Prediction) | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow | The Shirelles | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 427 | |
| Watchin For Infections (the Nurse Ballad) | Watchin' The Detectives | Elvis Costello | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 308 | |
| California Girl. (the Man/woman Marriage Medley) | California Girls | The Beach Boys | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 322 | |
| One Thrown Shoe.. (the Me Against Will On The Shoe Toss Thing Song) | Old Brown Shoe | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 193 | |
| Knock It Off | Knock Three Times | Tony Orlando And Dawn | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 262 | |
| "plain" The 100% Great Move By Mr. Barack Obama | Chains | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 209 | |
| Letter "n" | Let Em In | Paul Mccartney | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.6 | 277 | |
| When A Man Weds A Woman | When A Man Loves A Woman | Percy Sledge Version | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 245 | |
| Is The Pension The Same? The Autoworkers Lament) | Did She Mention My Name | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 224 | |
| A Hundred Days We've Seen Obama | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.3 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 272 | |
| Buy Her Steak (mom's Hungry.. Again)( | Fire Lake | Bob Seger | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 249 | |
| (sittin For) A Crap Every Day | The Dock Of The Bay | Otis Redding | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 278 | |
| She Will Be Clubbed (the Present Day Slave Song) | She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 263 | |
| You Aughta Wash Your Hands ( The Swine Flu Prevention Song) | I Wanna Hold Our Hand | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 950 | |
| You've Caught The Swine, So Hide Away | You've Got To Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 270 | |
| Worn Between Two Lovers... | Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary Mcgregor | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 305 | |
| Jenny Craig | Jenny | Tommy Tutone | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 281 | |
| For Those They Got To Talk (the Waterboard Medley) | For Those About To Rock | Ac/dc | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 252 | |
| A Day In The Life Of A Dieter | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| Jenny Craig | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| The Rich Get Taxed | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | 4.4 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 260 | |
| Two More Will Go | Two For The Show | Trooper | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 207 | |
| Now Odumba's Dreamin | California Dreamin | The Mamas And The Papas | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 413 | |
| Tax Plan ( The Offshore Bank Account "drilling" Song) | Taxman | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 491 | |
| Out From The Boardroom | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| I Don't Have To Say Odumba | You Don't Have To Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 203 | |
| Now Barack Will Get It Both Barrels | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.2 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 252 | |
| Capital Gains | Rock And Roll Train | Ac/dc | No Votes | 241 | |||
| (you're Used To Dub-u) But It's All Over Now | It's All Over Now | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 237 | |
| He's Gone (the Bush Isn't President Anymore Song) | She's Gone | Hall And Oates | 4.0 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 309 | |
| The Weigh In ( From The Biggest Loser) | The Waiting | Tom Petty | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 581 | |
| Your Mother's A Bowl (the Artificial Inspermination Song) | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 241 | |
| Odumba's Farm | Junior's Farm | Paul McCartney & Wings | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 248 | |
| Listen To Just What Ann Said | Listen To Whet The Man Said | Paul Mccartney And Wings | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 253 | |
| Radiobama (will He Ever Shut Up And Get Off The Air?) | Radio Gaga | Queen | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 268 | |
| What's Dub Got To Do With It???? | What's Love Got To Do With It | Tina Turner | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 319 | |
| Health Care Plan | No Where Man | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 323 | |
| Odumba Will Babble On | Rivers Of Babylon | Boney M | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 325 | |
| Wealthless | Helpless | Crosby, Stills, Nash (& Young) | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 269 | |
| Keep Spreadin That Pollen .. It's What You Do (the Bee Song) | Please Help Me I'm Fallin | Hank Locklin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 276 | |
| Obama Laughing... At A Death Joke??? | Laughing | The Guess Who | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 332 | |
| Wanda Sykes | Southern Nights | Glen Campbell | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 287 | |
| Their Favourite Things.. The Democratic Version | My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews In The Sound Of Music | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 327 | |
| They Gave You A False Degree | Love In The First Degree | Alabama | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 238 | |
| (Karl) "rove" | One | U2 | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 244 | |
| Whale Steak | Jailbreak | Ac/dc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 397 | |
| Prosecution | Superstition | Stevie Wonder Bread | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 254 | |
| They Got Another Stink Comin' | You've Got Another Thing Comin' | Judas Priest | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 264 | |
| (let's Get) Rid Of Him | Physical | Olivia Newton John | 2.0 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 373 | |
| That Ain't A Dame | Ain't That A Shame | Fats Domino | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 251 | |
| Sotomayor | Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 273 | |
| How I Club Seals | How Much I Feel | Ambrosia | No Votes | 367 | |||
| STD | Respect | Urethra Franklin | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 282 | |
| He'll Kill The Economy | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 351 | |
| Life When Odumb's Around | Life In A Northern Town | Dream Academy | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 214 | |
| O-dumba | Hey Paula | Paul And Paula | No Votes | 267 | |||
| He Shaves So Much ( It's That Dink It's Barack) | Freeway Of Love | Urethra Franklin | 5.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 213 | |
| Odumba's In Cairo | Jet Airliner | Steve Miller | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 225 | |
| Unite The Right | Tonight's The Night | Rod Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Houdini | Who Are You | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Stimulation (the Porkulus Bill Lament) | Infatuation | Rod Stewart | No Votes | 220 | |||
| Ending You Choose | Wedding Bell Blues | The Fifth Dimension (via Laura Nyro) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| They Just Killed Another Three | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 214 | |
| We Are All Muslims | We Are The Champions | Queen | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 334 | |
| Am I The Minority??? | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Bily Joel | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 258 | |
| Qu'ran | We Run | Strange Advance | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| You Might Think (the Michelle Obama Angry Rant) | You Might Think | The Cars | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 324 | |
| Watch Him Take It To The Right | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Sammi Smith | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 194 | |
| Shot Abe Lincoln | Hot Rod Lincoln | Commander Cody And His Lost Planet Airmen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 271 | |
| It's Over, Bill | Overkill | Men At Work | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 245 | |
| Beer Within The Guy | Spirit In The Sky | Norman Greenbaum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Blaming (the Blamd Bush For Everything Odumba Does Song) | Sailing | Christopher Cross | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 214 | |
| Talk Lies To Egyptians | Walk Like An Egyptian | The Bangles | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 302 | |
| Erotic (the Killed Bill Song) | You Got It | Roy Orbison | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 231 | |
| Killed Bill | Till Then | The Mills Brothers | 4.5 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Knocked Up | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 264 | |
| Letterman ( The Lets Knoock Up A 14 Year Old Song) | Let Em In | Paul Mccartney And Wings | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 332 | |
| If I Had A Bastard (the Letterman Son Song) | If I Had A Hammer | Peter Paul And Mary | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 252 | |
| Terrified | Sacrifice | Elton John | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 181 | |
| Plan.. To Feel Like A Woman | Man I Feel Like A Woman | Shania Twain | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 255 | |
| Litte Pills Mean I'm Not (the Contraceptive Song) | Little Things Mean A Lot | Kitty Kallen | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 247 | |
| Don't Stop Till You Get Him Up | Don't Stop Till You Get Enough | Michael Jackson | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 575 | |
| She Walks With Angels | She Talks To Angels | The Black Crowes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 325 | |
| She's Got Another Run Comin | You Got Another Thing Comin | Judas Priest | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 267 | |
| Death Squads | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 218 | |
| Death Squads | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 195 | |
| It Will Fly With A Little Help From My Friends | A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 210 | |
| A Wonderful Mistress Time | A Wonderful Christmas Time | Paul Mc Cartney & Wings | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 248 | |
| Man This Is Fun ( Slamming Odumba) | Band On The Run | Paul Mc Cartney | 3.5 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 198 | |
| Ask Odumba/man He Is Ballsy | Uncle Albert/admiral Halsey | Paul Mc Cartney & Wings | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 208 | |
| Take A Share Of Business | Takin Care Of Business | Bachman Turner Overdrive | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| One (health Care Option) | One | U2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 203 | |
| Save The Last Draft Fo Me | Save The Last Dance For Me | The Drifters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| Got My Sights Set On You | Got My Mind Set On You | George Harrison | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 238 | |
| "Stuff" Sticks To Everything | Love Changes Everything | Honeymoon Suite | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 197 | |
| We've Lost The Universe.. | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 200 | |
| Diobomacal World | Wonderful World | Sam Cooke | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 232 | |
| She Left Me | You Send Me | Sam Cooke | 4.8 | 3.8 | 4.8 | 230 | |
| Judas | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| (That Ain't) No Collie | Hello Dolly | Louis Armstrong | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| What She's Got There ( The Hidden Weenie Song) | She's not there | The Zombies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| The Mist | The Twist | Chubby Checker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| I'm On A Lord Walk | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| Bake Shops Keep Coming To My Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| Say The Name ( Of Love) | Play the game | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| Won't Let Me Down ( The Jesus Promise) | Don't Let Me Down | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 200 | |
| Not All Right Before | The Night Before | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 166 | |
| I'm On A Fjord Walk | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| Drama Queen | Killer Queen | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 263 | |
| Turkey For The Weekend | Working For The Weekend | Loverboy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| Wasps Together | Lost Together | Blue Rodeo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| I've Cleaned Every Hair (the Body Shave Tune) | I've Been Everywhere | The Good Brothers | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 210 | |
| Shooting Sparrows | Little Arrows | Leapy Lee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Lovely Pitas Ahmed Made.. | Lovely Rita | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 155 | |
| Lingerie | Desiree | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| Nobody Wants The Blubber | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| Handball | Stand Tall | Burton Cummings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 267 | |
| We Embalm ( The Undertaker Lament) | Cherry Bomb | John Mellencamp | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 202 | |
| (The Night I) Laid A Whale | Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 212 | |
| P.E.T.A | Y.M.C.A | Les Personnes De Village | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 238 | |
| Rabbit Farts | Have A Heart | Bonnie Raitt | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 223 | |
| Amiright | Fly at night | Chilliwack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| "Bette" (the Divine Parody) | Jet | Paul Mccartney | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 205 | |
| Rusty Car | Hungry Heart | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 260 | |
| Californication | California Dreamin | The Mamas and the Papas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 328 | |
| Call Together Now ( The Long Distance Package Rate Song) | All Together Now | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Cheese Strudels | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 166 | |
| Resell My Dell ( The I.t. Lament) | Michelle | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| The Nightie Store.. | The Night Before | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Tigey Troubles | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 180 | |
| Warts ain't good | Hurts so good | John Mellencamp | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 229 | |
| Checking out (The hotel bill shock story) | Check it out | JohnMellencamp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| Graceland | Paul Simon | No Votes | 249 | ||||
| Go Get Him Off The Mountain | Go Tell It On The Mountain | Peter Paul And Mary Version | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 240 | |
| A Day In The Gulf | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Odummy | Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | 3.6 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 189 | |
| Odumba | mother | Pink Floyd | 3.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 179 | |
| Cashing In BP | Dancing In The Street | Martha And The Vandellas | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 223 | |
| Wider Slick Of Oil | Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 219 | |
| Will You Still Drug Me Tomorrow | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow | The Shirelles | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 195 | |
| There On Letterman, He Was .. (the Odumba Late Night Song) | Lucky Man | Emerson Lake And Palmer | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 169 | |
| Where Do You Go Odummy? | Where Do You Go? | La Bouche | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 227 | |
| Sendin' You Two Down To Mexico (the Arizona Anthem) | You, Me And Mexico | Edward Bear | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.5 | 163 | |
| She's A Pole Dancer | I'm A Girl Watcher | The Okaysions | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 360 | |
| Four Strong Gins | Four Strong Winds | Neil Young | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 242 | |
| Walkin' Me | Rock'n Me | Steve Miller | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 219 | |
| I Got You Bill | I Got You Babe | Sonny and Cher | 3.8 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 246 | |
| Hotel Pennsylvania | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 274 | |
| Only Dub-ya Breaks Your Heart | Only Love Can Break Your Heart | Neil Young | 3.6 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 215 | |
| Don't Be a Clown | Don't Bring Me Down | Electric Light Orchestra | 3.7 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 272 | |
| All White Now (The Michael Jackson Song) | All Right Now | Free | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.4 | 323 | |
| Grazing On A Sunday Afternoon | Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon | Queen | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 344 | |
| Bagel In The Morning | Angel Of The Morning | Juice Newton | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 688 | |
| Listenin' In | Stumblin' In | Suzi Quatro | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 222 | |
| Oh Not Another William Tong Song | Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song | Roy Clark | 3.8 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 543 | |
| A Tong One | The Long Run | The Eagles | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 401 | |
| Wasteland | Graceland | Paul Simon | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 273 | |
| Tire Break | Fire Lake | Bob Segar | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 299 | |
| Gary Did A Bad Bad Thing | Baby Did A Bad, Bad, Thing | Chris Isaak | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Gary Where Has Chandra Gone? | Carry On My Wayward Son | Kansas | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 274 | |
| My Girl (Chandra's Gone..gone Gone) | My Girl (Gone, Gone,gone) | Chilliwack | 4.2 | 3.3 | 4.2 | 498 | |
| 99 Gruff Baboons | 99 Red Balloons | Nena | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 434 | |
