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Song Parodies -> "Pool Change"

Original Song Title:

"Cool Change"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Little River Band

Parody Song Title:

"Pool Change"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

if there's one thing I can't stand when I'm swimming,
is the stuff that floats all around
I like cool and bright clear water
chlorine and charcoal filters
are the only real ways to go
cause my skin is black, we need some big filtration
it's time for a pool change
I know that it's time for a pool change
bacterial life, has my nose rearranged
I note that it's time for a pool change

I will help you drain all the water
and I never will bear a grudge
but you can clean out the dirt and spit and snotters
it will be quite a special feeling,
to dive in the pool again
see the bottom, won't feel like a river
it's time for a pool change
I know that it's time for a pool change
bacterial life, has my nose rearranged
I note that it's time for a pool change

I've never been pragmatic
and sometimes I don't care
there's something in the filter
a thousand pubic hairs
a thousand pubic hairs.

if there's one thing I can't stand when I'm swimming,
is the stuff that floats all around
I like cool and bright clear water
chlorine and charcoal filters
are the only real ways to go
cause my skin is black, we need some big filtration
it's time for a pool change
I know that it's time for a pool change
bacterial life, has my nose rearranged
I note that it's time for a pool change

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Wild Man - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Any one that owns a swimming pool knows it can be a real pain to care for at times. Funny parody , man!
Royce Miller - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Terrific parody, Malcolm

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