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Song Parodies -> "Bulimian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bulimian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

written with the help of my 13 year old son.. a chip off the old block
it's tasting real nice,
it's just like marmalade
buttered my toast sides
that'll enjoy both ways
closing your eyes, and puke up those pies, all three
I'm such a poor boy, I eat what given me
because it's easy come, easy go,
blowing chunks, heaving -ho

anywhere the chunks go doesnt really matter to me,
to me

mama, just had a meal
put a buffet on my plate,
puked my guts out what I ate
mama, lunch had just begun
but now I gotta flush it all away

mama oooooo didnt mean to yak your pies
I'll plan to yak again this time tomorrow,
carry on, carry on,
cause it doesnt really splatter
too late, the time has come
digestion isnt fine, Its not that, I'm really fine
goodbye everybody I'm gonna blow
gotta leave you all behind, and make me puke
mama, ooo I don't wanna pie
sometimes I think I'll never hold food at all

I see a little barf and I have to make a plan
can you puke, can you puke, can you see the mad man go
coffee cakes and whitening, is it really frightning
let your lunch go (let your lunch go)
let your lunch go heavy ho
I'm just a puke boy nobody hugs me
he's just a dough boy from a poor family
spare him this time from the throne and vanity
easy come, watch them blow
little chunks high and low
vanilla ! no. don't let the ice cream go (thar she blows)
vanilla NO! don't let the ice cream flow (thar she blows)
let the ice cream go, in a barfy flow
will not let it go, let the ice cream flow
no no no no no no no
he barfed a total pizzarea
diarrhea dontcha know
beeel zebub has a devil cake inside of me.. of me of me

so you think that diced carrots are in that pile
never eat them, it's just chunky bile
oh baby can't do this to me baby
just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta me

nothing really splatters so no one can see
nothing really splatters.... nothing from the platters
in me...
any way the chunks go.......

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 27

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Meriadoc - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I suspected I shouldn't read this one while having lunch.... !
confused - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny, albeit gross ditty. But when was the last time a male had bulemia?
Klaire - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Plenty of guys have eating disorders. Have you ever met a high school wrestler?
confused - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Wrestlers are trying to get to a lower weight class. I wouldn't consider them bulemic.
Michael Pacholek - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
When was the last time a male had bulimia? As he has admitted, Elton John. OK, bad example, but it's possible. Happy birthday, Sir Captain Fantastic! He turns 56, and the sun has not gone down on him.
Michael Pacholek - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, good parody. As Colonel Pickering would say, "Higgins, tonight, old man, you did it, you did it, you did it!"
different sort of freak - March 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked your other one better...
The Masque - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Whether the wrestlers are trying to get in a lower weight class or not, if they throw up regularly on purpose, they're bulimic. And this is a really, really gross song. I almost didn't make it to the end, but I have to admit that the pacing was good.
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
That's defanatly a pretty bad case of bulimia here!! Bloody great song though!!
Agrimorfee - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
One word--EMETIC.
Wirecutter - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh man -- that's just great. No matter how many parodies I make or read of that song, they just keep getting better.
Smurf - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Yet another Bohemian Rhapsody parody! This one was funny though so I gave it fives, but almost puked! :8-)
Johnny D - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
On grounds of overwhelming funniness (and concomitant grossness), this entry into the annals of Bohemian Rhapsody Parodology takes the cake - and gives it right back again!
Anny - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
lynman - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Malcom this parody is very entertaining to produce. Would you like me to produce this parody and post this to youtube?
malcolm higgins - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I would be HONOURED beyond all get out. Please do and send the link to THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Lynman - June 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for giving me the permission. Ok just give me few days to finish this.
Hot For Teacher Strike - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
This is disgusting. 5-5-5!

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