piercings in noses and big drop down earrings
cause such commotion and uncommon leerings
such is the spectacle flashy things bring
these are a few of my favourite blings

some things look phony
there should be a checklist
certain big gemstones not good on a necklace
wrists wrapped in opals with coloured nice strings
these are a few of my favourite blings

some cause caresses, and some can cause trouble
some look real stupid, I just burst your bubble
some on both sexes look like queens and kings
when they are wearing their favourite blings

some are not right,
some are real nice
some that look so bad
just splash on some shiny and then you won't look
so sad..

earrings...hmmmmm peardrops
hangies....teardrops
La dee da, la dee da,
La dee da, da,
These are a few of my favorite blings . . .

some are not right,
some are real nice
some that look so bad
just splash on some shiny and then you won't look
just mix match no lessons there isn't a book..

and then you won't look so sad..