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Song Parodies -> "Ass Is For Kissin' (the Corporate Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Passionate Kisses"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Chapin Carpenter

Parody Song Title:

"Ass Is For Kissin' (the Corporate Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

is it too much to ask?
I want a corporate gesture just around my butt crack
maybe it moves you up
a big desk and all that stuff
wouldn't you do this
wouldn't you do this,
wouldn't you kiss all of this, and

ass is for kissin'
ass is for kissin, whoa wo wo
ass is for kissin, from you

is it too much to request
just a little ass kiss just to prove you're the best
bend over, baby don't think,
don't kiss the brown, just the pink..
wouldn't you do this
wouldn't you do this,
wouldn't you kiss all of this, and

ass is for kissin'
ass is for kissin, whoa wo wo
ass is for kissin, from you

should I make a coin toss?
is it too dark and scary to kiss the ass on the boss
I shout it out to the staff..
give what I deserve, baby kiss my ass!
wouldn't you do this
wouldn't you do this,
wouldn't you kiss all of this, and

ass is for kissin'
ass is for kissin, whoa wo wo
ass is for kissin, from you

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Royce Miller - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Malcolm--I detest the song "Passionate Kisses"; thanks for making into something much more intelligent.
Royce Miller - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I left out the "it"; thanks for making it into something much more intelligent
malcolm higgins - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, my Queen. I detest it too..lol
Diva - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Malky , How was your recent Holiday??? Sorry that Wild and I missed you this time around. Hope you had a good time!

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