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Song Parodies -> "Bagger Is Fine"

Original Song Title:

"Draggin The Line"

Original Performer:

Tommy James And The Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Bagger Is Fine"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

so if I have a sex change I can join the LPGA too?
can't make the cut at the PGA
making a living with the chicks today
she was born with a putter bigger than mjne
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
she likes a dress with some frills and flowers,
surgery takes less than several hours
she can take looks in the womens room sometimes
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)

is this fine? over the gender line
making the "cut" this time am I unkind?
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)

she hits the ball quite hard, what a rapper,
once with a putter and now with a flapper
she was a flop but she made the cut this time
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)

is this fine? over the gender line
making the "cut" this time am I unkind?
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)
Bagger is fine ( Bagger is fine)

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Johnny D - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, if you could get two reverse-sex-changes every year, you could play in both the LPGA and the PGA ... and you could cheat on yourself ... hmm, would they call that "cheating your meat" ?
Michael Pacholek - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny, as commenters go, you're getting more predictable than most. (LOL)

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