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Song Parodies -> "They're Ours, Man"

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"They're Ours, Man"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

well they were free as a breeze,
you could play them with ease
strummin a gibson, do leads on your knees
and the crowds would be pleased,
playin F and E
lemmy's got a hearing disease

I got a video card, and I'm findin it hard
to play metal guitar wanna be a big star,
12 bar blues in a bar
metallica's two chords, f and e
I like d and c and workin on "g"
and now thay want the courts to agree
that these two chords are their property
get it get it get it get aww

they're ours, man
belong to our band,
metallica slam, give us a hand
they're ours man

well they wrote a song,
but the chords were all wrong
kinda stupid and long,
and lemmy is a dong
now a legality prong
is protecting that song
when they hear you play
"e" and "F in a thing
it's their one song
come on Lemmy,
bite my dong

lemmy lemmy
ohh lemmy scadooba dooba dooba lemmy
scppdle be ba doo ba doo lemmy
awwwwww lemmy

he is a one tooth monkey,
who like to get drunkie,
and play heavy metal
and he smells a bit skunky
come on one tooth boy..
sing one monkey


well allright lets hear it for the Lemmy

well it's sunday night, and I need some excitement,
lemmy's uptight, and his chords sound right
and I'm here amiright
to take up the fight
and it sounds allright
yeah, I'm dynamite,
his tooth is outta sight

lets hear it right noooooowwwww

(shut up,lemmy I'm tryin to sing

get it get it get it get it awww

they're ours, man
belong to our band,
metallica slam, give us a hand
they're ours man

they're ours man,
belong to our band,
E and F are our band,
they're ours man

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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malcolm higgins - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah I know I goofed lemmy is with uh.. motorhead??? lol I sat upright in bed this morning and thought wha?? lemmy?? isn't it Lars?? please be kind I WAS SLEEP-PARODY WRITING
royce miller - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
It's okay Malcolm--you write em better in your sleep than some of us do when we're awake
Wild Man - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
A funny read, Man
Claude Prez - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, I agree. This is fun to read.

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