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Song Parodies -> "I Am Spock"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Rock"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Spock"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

stood there boldly,
on one of detfor's suns
my ears were pointy,
I wondered why I'd come,
I tweaked my nose so gently,
my phaser set on stun,
I am spock

the federation,
thought that I was a jerk
so they made me
follow captain Kirk
my calculations,
all scientific work,
I am spock

my hands were steady,
my nerve grip was my prize
I knew what time was,
big ben with funny eyes,
Beam me up Kirk,
I'm ready, energize.
I am spock

I am spock, and a vulcan I will be,
I am spock, race across the galaxy
I am spock just the enterprise and me
I am spock

and I stood arrow straight
as we blew up zardon 8
of all the zardons and their schemes
I stood proud, I stood tall
in orbit, 'bove it all
I still believed in my dreams

twenty light years,
where'd they go,
twenty years
I don't know
and I sit and wonder sometimes
where I've gone

the klingons come at night
hide in the sunlight
a photon phaser, a ghostly white
and I recoil

I am spock, and a vulcan I will be,
I am spock, race across the galaxy
I am spock just the enterprise and me
I am spock

I am spock, nothin else that I can be
I am spock, all my friends call me E.T.
I am spock I like all things vulcanny
I am spock

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 13

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Michael Pacholek - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Slightly illogical, but fun.
Meriadoc - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
All things Vulcany? LOL! You just made that awful truck commercial much more palatable, hee hee. Good one.
Yoness - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Most humans would find this quite humorous. 555.

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