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Song Parodies -> "Weed Me Right"

Original Song Title:

"Treat Me Right"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Weed Me Right"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you call me a weed, you hit me with spray
you know I will come back, I won't go away
your lawn is now covered, beginning to end
you're losing your patience, you're at your wit's end

one of these days, you're gonna look down and find
the lawn that you wanted is way far behind
you gotta work me harder, but not till you faint
oh yeah, trim me, before it's too late....

weed me right
weed me right
call the weed guys, maybe they'll do the job right

yeah, I think you're a fool, why don't you grow rice
just throw it in paddies, and fill it just nice
you can't have it both ways, I'm determined to live
my roots are expanding, it's heartache I give

one of these days, you're gonna fall way behind
I'm growing like crazy, I'm blowing your mind
you gotta work me harder, and cut me to size,
with chemical agents, and then fertilize

weed me right
weed me right
call the weed guys, maybe they'll do the job right..
oh weed me right

I'm growing my leaves, I'm stronger each day
a weedeater's palace, but I won't go away
a hoe and a raker just make me go low
I've put down my root here and no, I won't go..

weed me right weed me right
weed me right weed me right
call the lawn guys maybe they'll do the job right

oh oh weed me right

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Below Average Dave - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
It's nice to know that as the guy with the most parodies on the site, you haven't lost your touch-555
Ann Hammond - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
lol you shoud see our backyard. I hand pluck the weeds in my garden area so the roots are removed. I'll be happy to come help you out.
Poopie - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi Malcolm! I like this parody very much, but I think TOS is from the 80s. I liked it better when you were filing everything under "misc"; I think you should do that from now on. Oh by the way, happy new year from Poopie Long Stocking!
Yoidy - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody lets no grass grow under its feet. 555!
malcolm higgins - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks all you guys! happy new year to all, and keep writing.. I'll still be gunning for 2007 in 2007
Johnny D - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
For the love of God, Malcolm, POST MORE PARODIES --- John Barry is closing in on you! Happy New Year, Number One!

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