is this my real life?? is it a fantasy?
caught in a turnstile, no escape from this pharmacy
open your eyes, take drops, sanitize, and see....
I'm just a poor boy, I need these drugs you see
because I just cant come, nor can I go,
and my nose needs a blow
any time the wind blows, doesnt really matter you see?
to me

mama, just took a pill. and an aspirin or two,
tylenol, and gravol too..
mama, life had just begun
but now the doctors thrown this all my way

it's too late, effects have come, sent shivers down my spine,
shouldnt take these things with wine
goodbye everybody.. I got to go
gotta leave these all behind, and just take two..




mama.....now my throat's too dry
sometimes wish I'd never got sick at all..

I see a little pharmacology intent,
buy a douche, buy a douche,
and a pack of red band aids.
potty folds, and jelly make my bum all smelly oh

supposite-o supposite-o
supposite-o put it low
insert it so..........in back it goes...
I'm just a poor boy, nobody watch me
he's just a poor boy, come in to this pharmacy
spare him his life, from this this monstrosity
easy come, easy go, laxatives are good so
insert it, NO!! it only makes you go
makes you go....insert it
it only makes you go,always makes you go,
really makes you go, never never never lets you know...
no no no no no no no no
oh diahrrea diahrrea
diarrhea makes me go
imodium has a caplet put aside for me... for me for me...

so you think you can write a prescription that's right
so you think you can drug me and change my whole life..
oh baby can't do this to me baby
just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

nothin really matters.....
in this pharmacy...
nothin really matters...
nothin really matters.. to me

now I got a runny nose........