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Song Parodies -> "Impotent"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Christine Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Impotent"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

some songs arent so "hard" to write
every lay was so wonderful,
suddenly, I can't be pleased
now and then I get up for sure,
down again, I'm so ashamed....

It am impotent no matter what she says.
words just bring me down
I am impotent, I never will get laid
it hurts, it just stays down
so don't you lay me down today

to my girlfriend, it's hilarious,
she's gone soon, she's a loon
trying hard to see the sexiness..
my feelings gone,
doctor's coming undone
it's just the way it is

It am impotent no matter what she says.
words just bring me down
I am impotent, I never will get laid
it hurts, it just stays down
so don't you lay me down today

no matter what I do
no matter what I say
there's no life inside the tube
(yeah oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
just my pitiful complaints
and everywhere I go
it happens every time
but tomorrow I just might wake
on the stiffer side

It am impotent no matter what she says.
words just bring me down
I am impotent, I never will get laid
it hurts, it just stays down
so don't you lay me down today


Don't you put me down today
Yeah, yeah, ooh,
So don't you put me down, mmm, today

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YAD - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
555, Malcolm, I don't know about the situation 'down there' for you, but you're a potent parody author, I'll give you that.

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