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Song Parodies -> "E.D."

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

Original Performer:

Eric Crapton

Parody Song Title:

"E.D."

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

does this make it a quadrilogy?
when you wanna stick out, you got ta be without E.D.
when your thing is done, and you wanna have fun E.D.

it don't rise,
it don't rise,
it don't rise,
E.D.

when you have desire, but you ain't got the wire, E.D.
you used to be hung but your bell's been rung, E.D.

it don't rise,
it don't rise,
it don't rise,
E.D.

when rigid is gone and you wanna climb on, E.D.
remember this fact, with drugs it comes, back, E.D

it don't rise,
it don't rise,
it don't rise,
E.D.

it don't rise,
it don't rise,
it don't rise,
E.D.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Eric - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Dammit, Marcorm, is there a special reason why you keep spelling my surname with an R? Do you not like my music or something?
Dickhead & The Dominos Pizza-Boys - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, leave Malcolm alone, Crapton.
Vice President dip Cheney - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
To Dickhead and the Dominos Pizza Boys: I think you're the lurker who's been posting inane comments under various pen names (especially on the so-called parodies by Geroge Hamilinton the 4th). I say that because they've all been coming from the IP "65211127139"; I can't wait until Chucky blocks it and erases all of your comments. And you leave Eric alone, I'm sure he finds misspelling of his name very offensive. So just back off. :P
Shiek of the Mutilated - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Umm...a parody on E.D. Hill. And I didn't think Malcolm got up early enough to watch her show on Fox News. And Malcolm, you're no Tom Griswold. ;)
Red Ant - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
5's for E.D. Malcolm, but you didn't mention Viagra, Levitra, or Cialis. Shame shame. Now I will have to make the 5th parody to complete this original " trilogy " to make a " pentillogy " ( or perhaps a penililogy ). :) Working on it now.
Red Ant - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Parody done and submitted. Mentions 4 E.D. drugs in it. PS- It is NOT about you per se, just E.D. :)

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