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Song Parodies -> "A Goofy Kind Of Rug"

Original Song Title:

"A Groovy Kind Of Love"

Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"A Goofy Kind Of Rug"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

when I'm looking bald,
The hair club that I called
was lined up wall to wall
eggheads one and all
this guy next to me, has a "comb me over"
looks like my dog rover,
wouldn't you agree, all these guys like me
have a goofy kind of rug

anytime I want to, I can stick it onto
any head I want to, any one at all
when cold wind whips, and I start to worry
will it stay upright
wouldn't you agree, all these guys like me
have a goofy kind of rug

now that I'm at home, I can show my dome,
beacuse I'm all alone, my head's just skin and bone
wash my rug with jam, doesn't really matter,
I should wear a hat or, I shouldnt care
wouldn't you agree, all these guys like me
have a goofy kind of rug
have a goofy kind of rug

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 13

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Royce Miller - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, this is a funny one; Bob Geldof wannabe--are you serious that you don't know the term "rug" is slang for hair piece or wig? Now maybe you can enjoy it, armed with this information.
Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
The title alone was worth 3 of the 4 I gave you. And if IWIWBG doesn't get it, good! That means he's still got his hair!
Groove_Me - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
FANTASTIC GROOVY PARODY MAAAN! This is the grooviest groovin' goofy rug song I have ever read or heard ~ Im just wondering now whether you a) groove to get down? or b) get down to groove? ~ in order to write such grooviocious gold groove groves such as these! Any answers please to THE GROOVY GROOVIN' GROOVER GIRL - GROOVE_ME xx
neminem - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolutely awesome.

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