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Song Parodies -> "Every 'yes!' You Fake The Meg Ryan Etude)"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Every 'yes!' You Fake The Meg Ryan Etude)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

every yes you fake, from every move I make
every single "great" is a bad mistake,
I'll be watchin' you

every single lay, every word you say,
why'd you even stay? why do you play?
what is stoppin you?

Oh can't you see,
this is wrong for me
what's it gonna take
to make it real.. not fake?

every dinner steak, every luncheon break
every night you'd take all that time to fake,
was that just for me?

now that you're gone, I have found another place
a little younger, tighter, sweeter face
it don't take long for another to replace
someone who loves and never fakes..
she keeps yelling "Baby Baby Pleeeeeeaaasssssseee"

oh I agree
mediocrity
now my new girl shakes,
a smile is all it takes

every dinner steak, every luncheon break
every night you'd take all that time to fake,
was that just for me?
every night you'd take all that time to fake,
was that just for me?
Every move you make and every vow you break


now I'm gone from you
(no more acting shakes, no more sweet look fakes)
now I'm gone from you
(every dinner steak, every luncheon break)
now I'm gone from you
why'd you even stay? why do you play?
now I'm gone from you.........................................................

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Meriadoc - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
These aren't fake fives. Honest.
Ann Hammond - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang

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