(dream on dream on teenage queen , stupidest boy you've ever seen)
there's a story in our town,
of a guy who wearsa gown
wig of gold, and lipstick too,
even falsies, stuck with glue (pair of falsies stuck with glue)
people laughing more and more,
as he walks outside his door he goes to the candy store
(dream on dream on teenage queen , stupidest boy you've ever seen)

he's a freak is what some said,
all the rest said screwed up head
silken panties, now it seems,
never ends, this teenage queen (never ends this teenage queen)
would she stroll end up a whore?
could he take abuse much more? lock him up behind some door
(dream on dream on teenage queen , stupidest boy you've ever seen)

he would hide his little thing,
tape it down and everything
puberty's an evil game, girl or guy? confusion reigns
it left town and caughta train
need I even say much more, cattle car, and on the floor
glad he's gone, and not here more..

then one day astonished me,
I saw it on my t.v.
he was blonde with hair so long
and I thought there's something wrong,
had the chop, he was a girl,
do I have to tell you straight
see the video at 8 tom and "pammy" looked so great