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Song Parodies -> "Geriatric Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Geriatric Man"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

belinda was fine till I found her,
way too old, dead and cold
sue came along, lasted long, that's what I thought
me and sue, sue died too

don't know if I will but until I can find me
alzheimers restraining my fine ness
I'll be what I am geriatric man geriatric man

I've had it to here being where lifes a short thing
I'm ninety two.... who are you?
I know it's been done live a hundred or better
there at least what a beast

don't know if I will but until I can find me
alzheimers restraining my fine ness
I'll be what I am geriatric man geriatric man

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