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Song Parodies -> "Barndance"

Original Song Title:

"Moondance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"Barndance"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

well it's a marvellous night for a barndance
all the donkeys are hooked to the trees
a fantabulous night to make romance,
all the chicks dressed in dungarees
and all the fields of cattle are "lowing" (whatever that really means)
as the evening breezes they blow
several guys are paired off with chickens,
in the dark, it's off they go

and then you hear mad clucking and see feathers plush
they really like those Rhode Islands, cause their red cheeks look like blush

can I hold just one more barndance with you my love
can I hold just one more barndance with you my love

well the "girlfriend", I know she'll moo tonight,
and alert the S.P.C.A
and they'll come ask in front of my wife
the cow's a witness, what'd she say?
then the U.S.D.A will be rating,
all her beef as it goes up for sale
and I'll tell them she's a-1 grading,
and that goes for her tail

and then you hear mad clucking and see feathers plush
they really like those Rhode Islands, cause their red cheeks look like blush

can I hold just one more barndance with you my love
can I hold just one more barndance with you my love

well it's a marvellous night for a barndance,
all the sheep are the romance prize
so they pair off with several farmhands,
pull the wool over their sad eyes..
and the pigs sit and wait for the dancing,
lying down in their wet mud slop
and their eyes open up, they start prancing
as they hear the dungarees all drop

and then you hear mad clucking and see feathers plush
they really like those Rhode Islands, cause their red cheeks look like blush

can I hold just one more barndance with you my love
can I hold just one more barndance with you my love

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Royce Miller - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, not baaaaaaaaaad
Billy Florio - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHA
Jonathan C. - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
For a minite there, Malky, I thought your were The Electric Amish. Good work.
Peregrin - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
That's great!
Lee Rasiel - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
That Parody Was Funny

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