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Song Parodies -> "He's Only Just Begun"

Original Song Title:

"We've Only Just Begun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Carpenters

Parody Song Title:

"He's Only Just Begun"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

he's only just begun, to rape
rich folk are penniless
it's all bad luck and it's gone away
he's only just begun

the new messiah's come
so much more cash to lose
he's started squawking and doom has come
and yes, he's just begun..

sharingg the wealth out that is new to us
why don't we earn an equal share??
he'll bring it over to the poor from us
and then we'll all be poor this way.. together.. together

and when miss Palin comes,
we'll smile
then there is life ahead
a kinder place where there's room to grow
but, he's only just begun

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Michael Pacholek - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment
So now you're comparing fair taxation to rape? Why not, your boy Boss Limbaugh used to call tax-hikers "Judases." As James Carville taught us, there's only one thing a conservative hates more than fair taxation, and that's a fair fight.
Patrick - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Taking property without the consent of the owner is called "theft". Did the public get to vote on the bailouts or bonuses? Put it to a test. Let the government beg for money for its pet projects, the way Jerry Lewis or PBS does. See how much voluntary support it would get.
rob - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment
it would have been nice for o-bomb-a to mention that he planned on stealing $ from people to re-distribute it when he was toting change on his campaign tour. he didnt have the guts to run on his financial platform, cowardly thief that he is. what bugs me is the thiefs who still support him. again, republicans protested the GOP by sitting out 2006 & 2008. lets hear some liberal parodies against this theft. anyone with principals out there?

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