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Song Parodies -> "The Beef Goes On"

Original Song Title:

"The Beat Goes On"

Original Performer:

Sonny And Cher

Parody Song Title:

"The Beef Goes On"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the beef goes on, the beef goes on
bums reach ground and
we got spider veins
lah dee da, have tea, lah dee da dee da

childhood was my best age, uh huh
obesity has turned the page uh huh
the maxi skirt's to cover veins uh huh
a double whopper calms the pain uh huh

the beef goes on, the beef goes on
bums reach ground and
we got spider veins
lah dee da, have tea, lah dee da dee da

the drive through calls me nightly to the lane
supersize and chocolate shake again
the fat keeps coming on me more and more
soon I won't get through the bedroom door

the beef goes on, the beef goes on
bums reach ground and
we got spider veins
lah dee da, have tea, lah dee da dee da

excersize in chairs and reminisce
can't get up, just sit there, and go piss
the gut keeps getting fatter all the time
show me yours, in weeks you'll see all mine

the beef goes on, the beef goes on
bums reach ground and
we got spider veins
lah dee da, have tea, lah dee da dee da


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John Barry - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
A meaty parody.
Guy - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
The following line is priceless:

show me yours, in weeks you'll see all mine

Where's the beef? I think you captured it.
Michael Pacholek - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
The weigh of all flesh.

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