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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Fat"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Back"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Be Fat"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

yeah, me and luther vandross are brothers.. gain 50, lose 60, gain 75, lose 40, gain 10, lose 45.............sighhh
you know, when you eat less food, it goes,
but I'll be fat again
cause I I told Jenny Craig goodbye,
and I got fat again
I thought that I'd metabolize..
but as I pack away this food,
I know it can't be good
cause I'll just increase my size
ohwo wo ph wo wo
and you, got me burger, fries to go,
so I'll be fat again
this time, I will try to show that I'm
on diets once again
I thought that if I would excercise,
that the pounds would stay so few,
but now I'm going moo,
yeah I got a big surprise, ohwo wo ohwo wo

you could find better things to do,
than to say I'm fat again
cause I, told you once before that I
was tryin to stay thin

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