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Song Parodies -> "Buy Her Steak (mom's Hungry.. Again)("

Original Song Title:

"Fire Lake"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Buy Her Steak (mom's Hungry.. Again)("

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

who's gonna go to see the butcher?
how much cash will t-bones take?
who's gonna grill it, make it better,??
on the way to buy her steak

who wants to wear the shoes and off you go?
you remember you should go
don't be afraid , the choice to make
who wants to grill, the lucky fella?
one more trip to buy her steak
one more trip to buy her steak

who wants to braise those beefy beauties
shove them in a bun
with the smoke and grease fallin
charring them better, son
oh they'll not get dry
as they grill so well
and she'll wolf it down so fast
till you look at her and say..
oh it gone that fast??????????

who wants to play chef with graces?
who wants to braise
this t-bone steak?
who wants to take that charcoal gamble
and head out to buy her steak

and head out to buy her steak
hea dout
to buy her steak
every day to buy her steak

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Pacing: 3.3
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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Christie Marie M - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Great song, Malc! I was craving for steak these past few months. My fave kind of steaks are Prime Ribs, Filet Mignon, and NY Strip Steaks. Here, give your mom the 555 Steak Special: 5 T-Bones, 5 Porterhouses, and 5 Prime Ribs.
malcolm higgins - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks Christie.. fives for me these days as I write politica stuff are ahem.. rare.. very rare .. after my gastric bypass, I have not eaten a steak in 2 and a half years.. I do miss that..

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