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Song Parodies -> "A Few Of My Favourire Rings ( The Hollywood Proctologist Anthem)"

Original Song Title:

"A Few Of My Favourite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"A Few Of My Favourire Rings ( The Hollywood Proctologist Anthem)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for all my friends at amiright I must apologise about the "strike"my personal problems got in the way of what I hope some would agree is a fait talent for humour and parody.. I am back, ready, rested, and able to slay the 2000 parody dragon..from me to all my friends, Royce, my queen, Merry and PippinPhil, Wildy and Diva, Michael, Guy, Rick...you guys are great.. keep up the great workI WILL do 2000 in 2004 keep it up Chuck.. happiness is mine again..I'm in love
blisters on colons and rectal remissions
non condom consorts despite admonitions
hamsters lay silent detatched from the strings
these are a few of my favourite rings

lawyers who call just before some procedures
what are you taking from colons, what creatures
just name my client, and see what it brings
lawsuits and torts and some more legal things

blisters on colons and rectal remissions
non condom consorts despite admonitions
hamsters lay silent detatched from the strings
these are a few of my favourite rings

lawyers who call just before some procedures
what are you taking from colons, what creatures
just name my client, and see what it brings
lawsuits and torts and some more legal things

starlets who come to me for a diversion
surgery waits for those who've used insertion
just a quick cut and out it will spring
these are a few of my favourite rings

flick the lab lights
and we see things,
rectal stretch is bad
I simply remember my favourite rings,
and then Michael Jacko's bad

starlets who come to me for a diversion
surgery waits for those who've used insertion
just a quick cut and out it will spring
these are a few of my favourite rings

flick the lab lights
and we see things,
rectal stretch is bad
I simply remember my favourite rings,
and then Michael Jacko's bad

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Jack Wilson - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Malc! Welcome back BTW I did a Merry and Pippin parody Here it is http://www.amiright.com/parody.60s/queen1.shtml ( yes I put the wrong decade I know ) , you're mentioned in the parody
Guy - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
The world's a sick place and you're a happy guy. If I didn't know better I'd swear this was the "Twisted Sister" version of favorite things. Well done Malky and welcome back!
Johnny D - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
A marvelous entry into the anals of Amiright Proctological Parodology by Malc Of Magnesia! Bravo, and welcome back, Soon-To-Be-Two-Thousand-Man ....... "He's a two-thousand man, probing his two-thousand gland, with the help of Dr. Phil and Oprah", or something like that !!
Mr. X - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice to hear from you again, Malcolm! I was wondering when you'd write some more parodies for our reading pleasure...
Mr. X - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
to add: this one was good.

To Jack Wilson: you typed the URL incorrectly (you put a period between parody and 60s; it should be http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/queen1.shtml ).
Steven Cavanagh - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Mal, you're really good for my diet (cancels breakfast).
Adagio - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Malc...wb!
Meriadoc - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooooh! Malky's back! Want us to ring you for that threesome? ;-)
hays - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
sorry didnt like this one very well
muyex7 - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
intrested

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