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Song Parodies -> "These Things Called Rugs"

Original Song Title:

"This Thing Called Love"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"These Things Called Rugs"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

these things called rugs,
on top, I handle it,
these things called rugs,
adjust, and fondle it,
is it ready?
crazy little things called rugs

this thing, my rug,
it lies, on my forehead all night
it flips, it dries,
curl it all up or do a hairy flip,
is it ready?
crazy little things called rugs

there goes my old one...
ot sad on my chrome dome
I also sold one
it made my head feel sweaty.
now I'm in a cool cool sweat..

my god I look cool, relaxed
I'm hip, it's stuck on my head
front to back, see? sits right
lose it if I ride on a motorbike,
but I'm ready.. hairy sweaty
crazy little thing called rugs

this thing, my rug,
it lies, on my forehead all night
it flips, it dries,
curl it all up or do a hairy flip,
is it ready?
crazy little things called rugs
crazy little things called rugs
crazy little things called rugs

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Rock Princess - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
That's "Crazy Little Thing Called Love". Cute parody though.
royce miller - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Love it
Wild Man - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Good work Malk!

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