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Song Parodies -> "Blood Bank"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

B52's

Parody Song Title:

"Blood Bank"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

if you see a red cross sign at the side of the road,
saying line up here for the blooooooood Bank.. blood bank yeah
I'm headin down the Atlanta highway,
lookin to give blood thataway
heading for the blood giveaway
blood giveaway
I got me a vein, it's as big as a hose, and I'm headin on down to the
Blood bank
I'm older and wiser, I'm no longer twenty
so hurry up, and get my red juice, honey
well the blood bank is a little old place where we can give together
blood bank baby blood bank bay-bee
blood baby, that's where it's at,
blood baby, that's where it's at

sign says.. whoo stay away, fools
cause blood rules at the blood bank
well lie right there, and a little prick you'll feel
good to see you've come back, yeah come on back

lie down on the mattress
jugular is my way
give a little much more
wait there in the hallway

well the blood bank is a little old place where we can get together
blood bank, baby blood bank,
that's where it's at baby
moaning and a griping- watching that a-siphon
nurse dracula gets nothin, cause the needle's not up in
my whole arm shimmies my whole arm shimmies
when this nurse is poking round and around and around
everybody's moanin everybody's groanin baby
folks lininup outside just to give now
everybody's moanin everybody's groanin baby
I'm never comin back I'm never comin back

I got me a vein, it's as big as a hose, and I'm headin on down to the
Blood bank
I'm older and wiser, I'm no longer twenty
so hurry up, and get my red juice, honey

bang bang on the arm baby
poke just a little deeper baby
tap tap on my arm baby
I can't feel it
my what?
my vein's.... BUSTED!

blood bank, baby blood bank
blood bank, baby blood bank
bleedin and screamin, and fainting and cryingat the blood bank baby

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Rice Cube - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
This was morbidly funny.
lebeiw15 - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it!
Michael Pacholek - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
This song sucks! Blood, that is. It just slays me. I was concerned it would be in poor taste, but you nailed it. Finally, Malcolm has a decent hobby, one that doesn't involve Merry and Pip...On the other hand, get blood from them, and you can check their DNA, and you can end this bad ripoff of Julia Stevens' "It's Pat" sketch from Saturday Night Live!
MIKE - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment
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