Song Parodies -> I Don't Wipe Somedays
| Original Song Title: | "I Don't Like Mondays" |
| Original Performer: | The Boomtown Rats |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Don't Wipe Somedays" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
the toilet that sits beside my bed,
is full and over flown
and nobody's gonna see that stool today,
I flushed and it's now gone,
and daddy doesn't understand it,
he always says my ass has mould
and there can be no reason,
and there is no reason,
what reasons could there be, woo woo woo wo
tell me why?
I don't wipe somedays
tell me why
I don't wipe somedays
tell me why
I don't wipe somedays
I wanna poo-oo-oo-oo-oop
my hole stays brown
the bidet machine, is neat and clean
as it cleans your underworld
my mother was shocked,
and her world was ricked
as her throughts turned to
my own little turds
sweet sixteen, with my ring so clean,
now it's not so neat, and it smells like feet
and there can be no reason,
and there is no reason,
what reasons could there be, woo woo woo wo
tell me why?
I don't wipe somedays
tell me why
I don't wipe somedays
tell me why
I don't wipe somedays
I wanna poo-oo-oo-oo-oop
my hole stays brown
brown, brown , let it go brown
is full and over flown
and nobody's gonna see that stool today,
I flushed and it's now gone,
and daddy doesn't understand it,
he always says my ass has mould
and there can be no reason,
and there is no reason,
what reasons could there be, woo woo woo wo
tell me why?
I don't wipe somedays
tell me why
I don't wipe somedays
tell me why
I don't wipe somedays
I wanna poo-oo-oo-oo-oop
my hole stays brown
the bidet machine, is neat and clean
as it cleans your underworld
my mother was shocked,
and her world was ricked
as her throughts turned to
my own little turds
sweet sixteen, with my ring so clean,
now it's not so neat, and it smells like feet
and there can be no reason,
and there is no reason,
what reasons could there be, woo woo woo wo
tell me why?
I don't wipe somedays
tell me why
I don't wipe somedays
tell me why
I don't wipe somedays
I wanna poo-oo-oo-oo-oop
my hole stays brown
brown, brown , let it go brown
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