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Song Parodies -> "Clinkin' Our Glasses"

Original Song Title:

"Jackie Onassis"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Clinkin' Our Glasses"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

so we went to a party, clinkin our glasses,
got so drunk,we fell down on our asses,
quick as 1,2,3.. drunk as monkeys you see
one two three, drunk as monkeys you see
headaches tomorrow we'll bring

underneath her dress, I thought she had some puppies
when she took it off. then I saw they were guppies,
way to small you see...
on the small side for me
you better put your top back on.. cause it's misery
misery.. implants might be the thing

can your daddy get us bigger glasses
you know how we love to think
can your daddy get us much bigger glasses
with all his centrifugal power
with all his centrifugal power
seems to me he could spin around like I do

yeah we went to a party clinkin our glasses,
got so drunk we fell down on our asses,
that's a tragedy.. but it's allpart of me...
oh can't you see..
that's the beauty you see

can your daddy get us bigger glasses
you know how we love to think
can your daddy get us much bigger glasses
with all his centrifugal power
with all his centrifugal power
seems to me he could spin around like I do

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