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Song Parodies -> "Stains"

Original Song Title:

"Chains"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Stains"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

stains, my baby told me scrub out the stains,
though they aint the kind that you can see
oh oh these brown stain rubs..
are the skids I see

stains, well I can't get away from these stains..
as I squeeze so tight
it still slips free
oh oh these skids of brown. are the death of me...

I went and tried to bleach them, maybe,
they would be fine
I'd like to clean them
but man I'm just beaten down by these...

stains, my baby told me scrub out the stains,
though they aint the kind that you can see
oh oh these brown stain rubs..
are the skids I see

please believe me when I telll you
they just repeat
I'd like to miss them..
but I can't ever get away from these ..
stains, my baby told me scrub out the stains,
though they aint the kind that you can see
oh oh these brown stain rubs..
are the skids I see


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alvin - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny...maybe even runny
John Barry - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Brown trou, by Peculiar Fart? Runs with a dribble?

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