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Song Parodies -> "Don't Bring Me Cows"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Bring Me Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Bring Me Cows"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you set me up, you said she had a "nice face"
you never said her as took up so much space

don't bring me cows
no no no no no
I'll tell you once more
if they can't fit through the door,
don't bring me cows

this is the last time that I'll do a blind date
if romance came, we'd look like rhinos that mate


don't bring me cows
no no no no no
I'll tell you once more
if they can't fit through the door,
don't bring me cows

don't bring me cows, or moose
don't bring me cows or moose
don't bring me cows or moose
don't bring me cows

I'm not with greenpeace, don't send me a whale,
or a chick that's off the richter scale

don't bring me cows
no no no no no
I'll tell you once more
if they can't fit through the door,
don't bring me cows

I'm almost done now, and I guess you know now
I don't like it when you send me these cows


no no no no no
I'll tell you once more
if they can't fit through the door,
don't bring me cows

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Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
These kinds of cows don't get "mad," they get even.
... - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
pretty good..
Max - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
A verse or two was missing, so I had to downgrade your pacing score.

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