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Song Parodies -> "Conflict Diamonds"

Original Song Title:

"Kung Fu Fighting"

Original Performer:

Carl Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Conflict Diamonds"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

so the "conflict diamonds" are being sertified all over the world again huh? like who knew money could make people corrupt? wow..
every body had conflict diamonds
those things would flash with brightening
in fact it was a little bit frightening
what did that brilliant whitening?

there were chunky ones of red, and chunky ones of brown
they were cutting them up and carving them down
it just kills the african, as these rocks leave the land
just give the king a tip, and take them on a trip

every body had conflict diamonds
those things would flash with brightening
in fact it was a little bit frightening
what did that brilliant whitening?


there was monkeys on the ground, and darkness on the skin,
not a doubt was here, these rocks were african
we grabbed a bunch, and swiped them quick
we knew the cops would beat us with their stick
the cash devotion made them slip,
and now they're hidden away for my import trip

every body had conflict diamonds
those things would flash with brightening
in fact it was a little bit frightening
what did that brilliant whitening?

make sure you have expert guiding,
conflict buying, can be so exciting

every body had conflict diamonds
those things would flash with brightening
in fact it was a little bit frightening
what did that brilliant whitening?

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Yet Another Dutchman - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
5s. Brilliant, Mr. Higgins, but I'm forced to nitpick a bit here: I am guessing this version by Carl Williams is nearly identical to the original by Carl Douglas. ;-)
malcolm higgins - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, YAD this is YET ANOTHER ERROR by me..oops

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