dumber than all the fish in the ocean,
stupid as, stupid does so says you
forrest gump, he could be your professor,
no one's as dumb as you

sunday school, didn't help at the cathedral,
I say red, you're so dumb you say blue
brain inside, it's just barely at primeval
no one's as dumb as you

you get fingers with splinters
to dumb to know they went in
drown in waterfalls in the summer
too dumb to have things

through the years, as your I.Q starts to mellow
lower count, than your fingers it's true
but I admit, you've no worries, stupid fellow,
no one's as dumb as you