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Song Parodies -> "Dumber"

Original Song Title:

"Longer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dan Fogelberg

Parody Song Title:

"Dumber"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

dumber than all the fish in the ocean,
stupid as, stupid does so says you
forrest gump, he could be your professor,
no one's as dumb as you

sunday school, didn't help at the cathedral,
I say red, you're so dumb you say blue
brain inside, it's just barely at primeval
no one's as dumb as you

you get fingers with splinters
to dumb to know they went in
drown in waterfalls in the summer
too dumb to have things

through the years, as your I.Q starts to mellow
lower count, than your fingers it's true
but I admit, you've no worries, stupid fellow,
no one's as dumb as you

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Overall Rating: 3.3

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Royce Miller - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I know this has nothing to do with your parody, but I think the melody to this song is beautiful; and that's kind of rare these days.

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