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Song Parodies -> "Solitary Can"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Solitary Can"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

remember the time I was sick to my stomach
runny pooh goin through
went to the lone door, just to see what the sign said
"occupied" squeeze it tight

don't know if I can, but until this guy's finished
I hope that the gas and the cramps will diminish
hold it in again
solitary can
solitary can

I know it takes time when you drink pepto bismal
cramped and bent.. pink cement
then it comes out and it splashes your undies
filled the bowl.. tootsie rolls


it's holdin in still, and until this guy's finished
I hope that the gas and the cramps will diminish
hold it in again
solitary can
solitary can



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Royce Miller - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Just for the record I wanna say, I don't care how many parodies you write, Malcolm--just glad that the ones you write make me laugh.

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