she never told me about hair, I guess she lied
I really think she has got some, on her insides
now it's too late I know she's hairy
now that I know.. why do I care?
she said please don't try to shave her,
it stays there

now let me tell you about the way she looks,
she has feet tops all covered in her hair
her arms are long and coarse
her back is just a fright
yeah she's got hair

yeah when I found out about her, it nearly made me sick
I throw a velcro ball at her, to see if it sticks
yeah I should say she's big and furry
legs furry too, why should I care
but I can comb her shoulders daily
all that hair

now let me tell you about the way she looks,
she has feet tops all covered in her hair
her arms are long and coarse
her back is just a fright
yeah she's got hair

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now it's too late I know she's hairy
now that I know.. why do I care?
she said please don't try to shave her,
it stays there

now let me tell you about the way she looks,
she has feet tops all covered in her hair
her arms are long and coarse
her back is just a fright
yeah she's got hair