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Song Parodies -> "She's Got Hair (the Hirsute Song)"

Original Song Title:

"She's Not There"

Original Performer:

The Zombies

Parody Song Title:

"She's Got Hair (the Hirsute Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

or "hair suit" for those of us who are realists
she never told me about hair, I guess she lied
I really think she has got some, on her insides
now it's too late I know she's hairy
now that I know.. why do I care?
she said please don't try to shave her,
it stays there

now let me tell you about the way she looks,
she has feet tops all covered in her hair
her arms are long and coarse
her back is just a fright
yeah she's got hair

yeah when I found out about her, it nearly made me sick
I throw a velcro ball at her, to see if it sticks
yeah I should say she's big and furry
legs furry too, why should I care
but I can comb her shoulders daily
all that hair

now let me tell you about the way she looks,
she has feet tops all covered in her hair
her arms are long and coarse
her back is just a fright
yeah she's got hair

piano interlude....


now it's too late I know she's hairy
now that I know.. why do I care?
she said please don't try to shave her,
it stays there

now let me tell you about the way she looks,
she has feet tops all covered in her hair
her arms are long and coarse
her back is just a fright
yeah she's got hair


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Spencer Karter - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
That song was from the 1960s not 1970s.
Mari D - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Is she a hobbit?
Paul Wooten - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny , you writing about most of my ex-girlfriends. You and me dating the same women?:-)
Paul Robinson - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Malcolm - reminds me of one of R.Crumb's underground comic characters, "Yetti", I think it was. 5-5-5.
malcolm higgins - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, paul I think we are
Peregrin - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Malcolm. Hair's to you!
Joelle - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Job! Hahaha!
alvin rhodes - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
5s....very funny
martha - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
v funny!
Diva - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Velcro... that's too funny!=D
Reverend Flash - August 22, 2010 - Report this comment
I wrote one to this song with the same title and almost the same concept. Nice attempt by you, but I think mine was funnier. My attention to rhyme and rhythm was keener, and I didn't repeat any lyrics. Check it out; I'm sure you'll agree.

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