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Song Parodies -> "Man, I Need To Go Right Now"

Original Song Title:

"No One Needs To Know Right Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"Man, I Need To Go Right Now"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

have I exlax, in your slacks?
I'll hold it in or maybe make some skid tracks,
cause I have got to go now

I got my legs tight, a look of fright,
I hope it doesnt leak, but wonder if it might,
cause man, I got to go right now

I had a prune juice, a steak of moose,
and that just makes me go, that is the truth
and man I got ta go right now

I'll hold it someway, this day, somehow
or this won't be a secret , now

I need the toilet space, and toilet time,
just my luck, I'll look and have no dimes
but man I got to go right now

I'll hold it someway, this day, somehow
or this won't be a secret , now

there'll be a little splash, a little roar,
I'm glad they cant see behind this door,
cause man I got to go right now

I'm not holdin it in no more tonight
and I know when I get in there I'll need lots of time

have I exlax, in your slacks?
I'll hold it in or maybe make some skid tracks,
cause I have got to go now


I'll hold it someway, this day, somehow
or this won't be a secret , now

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