why am I engulfed in jelly rolls?
saddlebags on either side?
you might well look on and laugh at me,
but there's still a six pack deep inside

just a boy love handled jelly rolls,
when I dance it's not much fun
if I lose, I'll be symmetrical
and I should lose because I weigh near half a ton,

oh should I eat at home, or pizza on a night out?
another meal inside the bed, I eat it with the light out
I really should get up to pooh, but it's to much to do
to do, it's true

yes, sir I am, engulfed in jelly rolls,
when I fart, I'n clean inside
it's food I love, it's so nutritional.
and I'm am such a protien fan inside

now that I'm engulfed in jelly rolls,
jenny craig and I should date
I can't stand that "jenny-twenny" song,
and I don't think she likes a "man of weight"

oh should I eat at home, or pizza on a night out?
another meal inside the bed, I eat it with the light out
I really should get up to pooh, but it's to much to do
to do, it's true