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Song Parodies -> "I Aughta Warn 'er"
Original Song Title:
"Down On The Corner"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"I Aughta Warn 'er"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
lab test in the evenin blood at suppertime
viral count is climbing, it's positive this time,
shoulda wore a condom, shoulda wrapped it up
used to be for pleasure, now it causes harm,
I aughta warn 'er I got this disease
when they pump, me with plasma,
only then the pain will ease
thought she was a virgin, but after a while,
realised her motion, she was too nubile
I asked her forgiveness, as i pumped away
would she live to tell of .. time she spent with me
I aughta warn 'er I got this disease
when they pump, me with plasma,
only then the pain will ease
standing by the clinic, told to hang around,
just in case a vaccine, is close to being found
my health now is failing, start feeling bad,
this chick I was nailing, was dirty, man and bad,
I aughta warn 'er I got this disease
when they pump, me with plasma,
only then the pain will ease
I aughta warn 'er I got this disease
when they pump, me with plasma,
only then the pain will ease
viral count is climbing, it's positive this time,
shoulda wore a condom, shoulda wrapped it up
used to be for pleasure, now it causes harm,
I aughta warn 'er I got this disease
when they pump, me with plasma,
only then the pain will ease
thought she was a virgin, but after a while,
realised her motion, she was too nubile
I asked her forgiveness, as i pumped away
would she live to tell of .. time she spent with me
I aughta warn 'er I got this disease
when they pump, me with plasma,
only then the pain will ease
standing by the clinic, told to hang around,
just in case a vaccine, is close to being found
my health now is failing, start feeling bad,
this chick I was nailing, was dirty, man and bad,
I aughta warn 'er I got this disease
when they pump, me with plasma,
only then the pain will ease
I aughta warn 'er I got this disease
when they pump, me with plasma,
only then the pain will ease
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