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Song Parodies -> "Brandyman"

Original Song Title:

"Candyman"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr

Parody Song Title:

"Brandyman"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

brandyman
hey brandyman
everybody gather round and sip it the brandyman's here

who can make your eyes red,
give you runny pooh,
liver spots and polka dots on walls before you're through
the brandyman, oh the brandyman can
the brandyman can cause he chases it with beer and
then it sure tastes good

who can make your cheeks glow,
make you retch and heave,
bend you on the toilet
till you think you're all relieved
the brandyman can
the brandyman can, when he mixes it with scotch and
makes the stuff taste good

the brandyman makes, vsop shakes,
scotch and rum, oh they're delicious..
some get drunk and really vicious.
throwing plates and other dishes

who can take a brown cow,
spongiform for you,
mix it up with gin and make a snifter made for two,
the brandyman can
the brandyman can, when he mixes it with scotch and
makes the stuff taste good

the brandyman makes, vsop shakes,
scotch and rum, oh they're delicious..
some get drunk and really vicious.
throwing plates and other dishes

who can take a brown cow,
spongiform for you,
mix it up with gin and make a snifter made for two,
the brandyman can
the brandyman can, when he mixes it with scotch and
makes the stuff taste good


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