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Song Parodies -> "Prostitution"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

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Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

they're legalizing prostitution, well, you know
it aint gonna change my world
must amend the constitution , well you know
just free your time for bed

but when they talk about consumption,
eeuuwww you know, you gross me out
cause it aint gonna be

they're legalizing prostitution, yeah you know
fifty bucks, and you're in bed
a fifty dollar contribution,
a hundred more for half and half instead
but when you talk about infections,
don't you know that you just gross me out

and it's never gonna be

a sample dna solution, well you know
and they gonna call your wife
try explainin prostitution, yeah you know
and then you live a single life
but when you get erections,
don't you know that you can pound them out?
and it's never gonna be

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   1
 3   4
 4   5
 5   5

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Billy Florio - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Damnit! I was gonna write one like this! lol good job
Peregrin - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I gave you 5's Malcolm, I gotta say, I wish people would concentrate their marking solely on the criteria.....

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