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Song Parodies -> "Always A Klingon For Me"

Original Song Title:

"Always A Woman To Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Always A Klingon For Me"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

when we fly over grudo , it's garden of evil
and you think that you're dating a mutated weevil
and you thinking about interplanet disease,
you can shag all e.t's
but there's always a klingon for me

as we're flying above, hotter planets that fry me
if we land on a cool one, Mr Scott, energize me
I have tried a wroganthan, as tall as my knees,
yeah I've dated a gorn,
but there's always a klingon for me

it's expected of members of our federation
to practice this stuff, but maintain sanitation
with the trojan design in 3003
yeah it's safety at first,
and there's always a klingon for me

wooooo when you take care of yourself
interplanets like whelf
are ahead of their time
ohhhhhh and if you drink too much gin
there's a girl on grayinn
she'll just blow out your mind

for effects when we do it, we light rooms with laser
and I always impress with the size of my phaser
and that pront from gyheenik was quite good to me
but I like to be faithful,
there's always a klingon for me

when we travel it's always adventure
and I really love aliens who need to wear dentures
and we boldly go says the show on t.v.
where no man has gone
but there's always a klingon for me

yeah she has scales, and three feet,
but she's always a klingon to me

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Michael Pacholek - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Take a bat'leth to this one and shred it! It is without honor!
Snaggletoth - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Holding Klingon women in high regard is without honor? I must beg to disagree. :-)
Also, Malcolm, I have noticed your prefered choice of thematics (since I found Whatfreaks too) and here´s an idea passed over to you. That song I used yesterday, Sparks "Beat the clock", I think it would be good badthoughtification "meat"-material to work with for you. If you catch my drift. :-)
Snaggletoth - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry about not closing the tag properly. :-(
Snaggletoth - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
[MODE CONFUZZLED] Hmm.. now that/this was not my fault.
Taoist - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
lol..I'm not nerdy enough to recognise all the names but it was still damn funny!
ChuckyG - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I wrote something to prevent badly closed bold tags, but for some reason it doesn't always work.. I just fixed it..

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