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Song Parodies -> "It's Still Entomology"

Original Song Title:

"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"It's Still Entomology"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

what's the matter with the bug I'm seeing
is he sick, will he fade and die
better look within the thorax, baby
and we'll keep this littleguy alive

he's a bee has he been eatin lots of honey
even though he makes it too much isn't very funny
it's best, science test, no rest, funny
but it's still entomology

what's the matter with this caterpillar?
are his shoes on a little too tight
when he's walking is he already tired
just to put them on it takes up all of his night
now and then he wants to go out like natural
but it's bad for feet that's true, baby, factual
best feels,low heels, new wheels
baby this is still entomology

oh it doesn't matter how he looks on the table
I'll just squash him if he really needs
I'm the new man around
and the best thing I've found is to give it what it really needs
buried in the back in weeds..

how about a pair of big red monarchs?
or a beetle built just like a jeep?
shall we look for ones that fly kinda funny
or we stick to little ones that creep?
don't waste your time to study new rocket science
look right at te roach that lives in your appliance
not smug, that bug in my rug, sadly
this is still entomology

what's the matter with the teacher's teaching
does he know he's acting really posh?
why I ask you does he not just get it
if the bug is bad he needs a squash?
does he know a heel can make such a squishy,
scrape him up and microscope him on a science dishy,
bug guts, some nuts, dead putz
baby I just love entomology
everybody's singin this, a cool song, baby,
it's about entomology

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alvin - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
my fave of the day...most amusing
John Barry - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
This bugs me--in a good way.
Serafina - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Very creative and fun to read.
Beetle Bailey - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I saw the Orkin man yesterday and I ran.
Beetlejuice - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I saw him too but I just scared the piss-ants out of him by turning myself into a ten foot long scorpion. He dropped that can of raid and split the scene.
Guy - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Malcolm - This is one Bee-utiful piece. I showed it to my ant but all he did was crawl across the screen - so I sprayed him for being rude.

Very entertaining. Slaps 5 on a fire ant mound and removes hand quickly. Boy they hate that shist.

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